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Noobs say the funniest things!

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lol I had this one right now...

 

 

 

I was making earth runes than appear one noob guy close to me and says:

 

 

 

Noob:What have in this rock that is shinnning???

 

me:Its a runecraft altar

 

Noob:how I enter?

 

Me:need talisman

 

Noob:how I get it?

 

me:killing monsters or buying from other people

 

Noob:can I buy yours?

 

Me:sure I have 2 I can sell 1

 

Noob:I give 1 gp for it

 

Me:lol this is like 10-20

 

Noob:reported for item scamming!

 

*he follow me to bank*

 

Noob:(my name) scams (keep saying that until I get out bank)

 

Me:I don't sell for less than 10

 

*stop follow me and run like a crazy guy*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no funny but to see how noobs are hard to control ::'

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Me when won a stake:

 

 

 

Me:"good fight"

 

noob:"WTF HAX!"

 

Me:"what?"

 

noob:"REPORTED FOR HACKING!!!1"

 

Me:"ok then."

 

noob:"AND FOR ITEM SCAMMING, YOU STOLE MY ITEMS!"

 

Me:"if you were not sure staking that dragon scimitar, you shouldn't of staked it."

 

Noob:"HAVE FUN BEING BANNED n00blet zezima is my grandson he will own you"

 

Noob logs.

 

roflmao.

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Hva' fanden? Zezima is his grandson? Lol good luck telling Zezima that he is his grandparent! :XD: Now I think this is a sad moment then people have nothing less the boast about than lieing and telling they are related to some famous person.

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lol today is second

 

 

 

Noob:what u doing?

 

Me:Training (firemaking and woodcutting)

 

Noob:O

 

Noob:so what lvl are u on?

 

Me:47

 

Noob:Oo

 

Me:why you ask? (I thought taht she would answer:its because my lvl is higher)

 

Noob:What lvl are you on?

 

Me:47 I told u

 

Noob:I butter started

 

 

 

and she left...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is she have memorie problems?

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heheh:P

 

 

 

Scammer:Hello, i am jagex staff.

 

Me:(playing along) Hello there!

 

Me:how are you doing?

 

Scammer:fine thanks, but i need to tell you something extremely importent.

 

Me:what would that be?

 

Scammer:your account is going to be deactivated in 2 hours.

 

Me:(playing)z0mg z0mg 0mg how can i be saved!?!?!?!!!1111

 

Scammer:Just kindly spare me your pass and i can save you.

 

Me:kk my pass is "reported lil nub"

 

Scammer:Thank you for your time.

 

Scammer has logged out.

 

 

 

ROFL

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Noob: I will ownt you
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I'm dressed like a chicken cutting yews in edgeville when a lvl3 comes up to me:

 

 

 

noob: ahhh it's a chicken

 

me: no...actually i'm dressed like a chicken

 

noob: reported for bug abuse

 

me: your aware that your going to get banned

 

noob: reported for offensive language

 

 

 

the noob comes back 5 minutes later with a lvl70 mod friend:

 

noob: see, he's an offender

 

me: wtf are you talking about??

 

noob's mod friend: reported for bug abuse

 

 

 

i add both of them to ignore and switch to training combat. It left me with a feeling like "jagex should pick better mods...."

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my other tip.it thing which i just found out the p/w to is myeman60...

lol then even I would made a better mod than that guy! Or maybe he just said it because he knew the n00b and didn't wanted to discuss or explain to the n00b that.

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i was at kalphites on a slayer assignment

 

 

 

i attack a kalphite, then a level 100 in full rune with d long attacks the one im killing

 

me:can you kill your own kalphites theres plenty

 

he continues to attack the ones i attack

 

me:can you really stop that im gettin annoyed

 

noob: care

 

me:???? noob we are the only 2 people here there's plenty kalphites

 

he didn't talk at all after that so i finished my assignment and came here

lol dudes

 

i liked that one with pet and the one with jmod =D>

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n00b talking to a player moderator:

 

 

 

Can i buy your silver crown in front of your name? i offer my full bronze
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n00b talking to a player moderator:

 

 

 

Can i buy your silver crown in front of your name? i offer my full bronze

 

that is one of the best ones here :XD: :XD: :XD:

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This happened to a friend of mine when I was with him. We were wearing Naval clothes, and his were the green kind.

 

 

 

Someone kept asking him how he got his "Cabbage hat" :lol:

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \'

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \'

 

oh gross who would want to eat that?

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I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \'

 

oh gross who would want to eat that?

 

 

 

Well considering the starvation in Africa... nobody!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit)

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: free food pls

 

 

 

Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself

 

 

 

"Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox"

 

 

 

Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt,

 

 

 

I dont think he really tried to cook himself, but it looked funny when he ran towards it. it seemed as if he really believed me lol

I like to be nice to Noobs. I was walking around. A noob asked for food. I'm like sure. I gave him trout. Then I went to PK. He was like.

 

 

 

What are you doing.

 

 

 

I said. I'm PKing.

 

 

 

What's that mean

 

 

 

I'm killing other people. It's dangerous you shouldn't come.

 

 

 

I kill men all the time.

 

 

 

I let him come. We got in a large fight with another group. I being lvl 40 used all my food. He was still standing there. We were in lvl 36 wildy and I killed him, took his food, and continued to fight. :wink:

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I like to be nice to Noobs. I was walking around. A noob asked for food. I'm like sure. I gave him trout. Then I went to PK. He was like.

 

 

 

What are you doing.

 

 

 

I said. I'm PKing.

 

 

 

What's that mean

 

 

 

I'm killing other people. It's dangerous you shouldn't come.

 

 

 

I kill men all the time.

 

 

 

I let him come. We got in a large fight with another group. I being lvl 40 used all my food. He was still standing there. We were in lvl 36 wildy an

 

d I killed him, took his food, and continued to fight. :wink:

 

 

 

I thought you said you like being nice to noobs? -.-

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this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life)

 

 

 

level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!!

 

level35: i will buy

 

a couple of mins later

 

level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak

 

level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour)

 

35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob

 

level40:ok ok here pls dont report me

 

:wall:

20 old men in one place? Sounds like an internet chat room! :D

 

...Anyone? Anyone?

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this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life)

 

 

 

level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!!

 

level35: i will buy

 

a couple of mins later

 

level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak

 

level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour)

 

35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob

 

level40:ok ok here pls dont report me

 

:wall:

 

lol now that is funny

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this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life)

 

 

 

level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!!

 

level35: i will buy

 

a couple of mins later

 

level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak

 

level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour)

 

35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob

 

level40:ok ok here pls dont report me

 

:wall:

 

lol now that is funny

 

 

 

I'd say very funny :XD:

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