kuhasa Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 lol I had this one right now... I was making earth runes than appear one noob guy close to me and says: Noob:What have in this rock that is shinnning??? me:Its a runecraft altar Noob:how I enter? Me:need talisman Noob:how I get it? me:killing monsters or buying from other people Noob:can I buy yours? Me:sure I have 2 I can sell 1 Noob:I give 1 gp for it Me:lol this is like 10-20 Noob:reported for item scamming! *he follow me to bank* Noob:(my name) scams (keep saying that until I get out bank) Me:I don't sell for less than 10 *stop follow me and run like a crazy guy* no funny but to see how noobs are hard to control : My stats Quited RuneScape-17 July 2007, Still fighting for f2p rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieman371 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Me when won a stake: Me:"good fight" noob:"WTF HAX!" Me:"what?" noob:"REPORTED FOR HACKING!!!1" Me:"ok then." noob:"AND FOR ITEM SCAMMING, YOU STOLE MY ITEMS!" Me:"if you were not sure staking that dragon scimitar, you shouldn't of staked it." Noob:"HAVE FUN BEING BANNED n00blet zezima is my grandson he will own you" Noob logs. roflmao. Dragon drops-2 Obby drops-3 Barrow drops - 18Double chests - 2Signature last updated: 5th Jan 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Hva' fanden? Zezima is his grandson? Lol good luck telling Zezima that he is his grandparent! :XD: Now I think this is a sad moment then people have nothing less the boast about than lieing and telling they are related to some famous person. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhasa Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 lol today is second Noob:what u doing? Me:Training (firemaking and woodcutting) Noob:O Noob:so what lvl are u on? Me:47 Noob:Oo Me:why you ask? (I thought taht she would answer:its because my lvl is higher) Noob:What lvl are you on? Me:47 I told u Noob:I butter started and she left... is she have memorie problems? My stats Quited RuneScape-17 July 2007, Still fighting for f2p rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieman371 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 heheh:P Scammer:Hello, i am jagex staff. Me:(playing along) Hello there! Me:how are you doing? Scammer:fine thanks, but i need to tell you something extremely importent. Me:what would that be? Scammer:your account is going to be deactivated in 2 hours. Me:(playing)z0mg z0mg 0mg how can i be saved!?!?!?!!!1111 Scammer:Just kindly spare me your pass and i can save you. Me:kk my pass is "reported lil nub" Scammer:Thank you for your time. Scammer has logged out. ROFL Dragon drops-2 Obby drops-3 Barrow drops - 18Double chests - 2Signature last updated: 5th Jan 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley_006 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Noob: I will ownt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skreeran1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 So you did do it right? Fix Boss Monster Drops for teams!!!Tip.it ForumsZybez Community ForumsRSOF Quick find: 24-25-592-54824756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myeroboman Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 I'm dressed like a chicken cutting yews in edgeville when a lvl3 comes up to me: noob: ahhh it's a chicken me: no...actually i'm dressed like a chicken noob: reported for bug abuse me: your aware that your going to get banned noob: reported for offensive language the noob comes back 5 minutes later with a lvl70 mod friend: noob: see, he's an offender me: wtf are you talking about?? noob's mod friend: reported for bug abuse i add both of them to ignore and switch to training combat. It left me with a feeling like "jagex should pick better mods...." my other tip.it thing which i just found out the p/w to is myeman60... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 lol then even I would made a better mod than that guy! Or maybe he just said it because he knew the n00b and didn't wanted to discuss or explain to the n00b that. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 i was at kalphites on a slayer assignment i attack a kalphite, then a level 100 in full rune with d long attacks the one im killing me:can you kill your own kalphites theres plenty he continues to attack the ones i attack me:can you really stop that im gettin annoyed noob: care me:???? noob we are the only 2 people here there's plenty kalphites he didn't talk at all after that so i finished my assignment and came here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamykazee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 lol dudes i liked that one with pet and the one with jmod =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley_006 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 n00b talking to a player moderator: Can i buy your silver crown in front of your name? i offer my full bronze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 n00b talking to a player moderator: Can i buy your silver crown in front of your name? i offer my full bronze that is one of the best ones here :XD: :XD: :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deiophobus Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 This happened to a friend of mine when I was with him. We were wearing Naval clothes, and his were the green kind. Someone kept asking him how he got his "Cabbage hat" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie_the_noob Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt, I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt, Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \ In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt, Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \ oh gross who would want to eat that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt, Welcome to Kentucky fried chicken today roasted n00b is on the menu \ oh gross who would want to eat that? Well considering the starvation in Africa... nobody! In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie_the_noob Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 I was fishing at barb village, till some guy dressed like the easter chicken came (the easter event outfit) Noob: free food pls Me: Your a chicken right? cook yourself "Noob ran away toward a fire that someone had made with tinderbox" Honestly, I've seen stupid things, but this, I doubt, I dont think he really tried to cook himself, but it looked funny when he ran towards it. it seemed as if he really believed me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathmath Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I like to be nice to Noobs. I was walking around. A noob asked for food. I'm like sure. I gave him trout. Then I went to PK. He was like. What are you doing. I said. I'm PKing. What's that mean I'm killing other people. It's dangerous you shouldn't come. I kill men all the time. I let him come. We got in a large fight with another group. I being lvl 40 used all my food. He was still standing there. We were in lvl 36 wildy and I killed him, took his food, and continued to fight. :wink: Thoroughly retired, may still write now and again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autist Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I like to be nice to Noobs. I was walking around. A noob asked for food. I'm like sure. I gave him trout. Then I went to PK. He was like. What are you doing. I said. I'm PKing. What's that mean I'm killing other people. It's dangerous you shouldn't come. I kill men all the time. I let him come. We got in a large fight with another group. I being lvl 40 used all my food. He was still standing there. We were in lvl 36 wildy an d I killed him, took his food, and continued to fight. :wink: I thought you said you like being nice to noobs? -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_of_blades Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life) level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!! level35: i will buy a couple of mins later level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour) 35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob level40:ok ok here pls dont report me :wall: 20 old men in one place? Sounds like an internet chat room! :D ...Anyone? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life) level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!! level35: i will buy a couple of mins later level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour) 35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob level40:ok ok here pls dont report me :wall: lol now that is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 this is the funnyest iv herd while i was fletching 10k willows in draynor.(that was the longest 4 days of my life) level40: selling mind sheild 15k!!! level35: i will buy a couple of mins later level35:hey noob i cant wear it gimmie my munni bak level40:nor can i(he has surprisingly good grammour) 35:gimmi now or ill reprt u for item scamming froob level40:ok ok here pls dont report me :wall: lol now that is funny I'd say very funny :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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