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i dont know if it fits, but it has to be a great conversation.

 

 

 

:XD: I wonder if he thought before he posted that :lol:

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i went into f2p wearing bandos and a strength vcape (t) and had this conversation with some lvl 69.

 

 

 

noob: can i borrow your cape?

 

 

 

me: nope

 

 

 

noob: why not?

 

 

 

me: i cant lend it

 

 

 

noob: yes u can u scamming noob

 

 

 

noob: ill pay you 6.2k and a harpoon!

 

 

 

me: i really cant lend it..

 

 

 

noob: yes u cam, omg reported!

 

 

 

me: what for?

 

 

 

noob: for macroing..

 

 

 

me: wtf?

 

 

 

noob: u obviously macroed and hacked cuase a person your level cant be as nooby as you..

 

 

 

me: ok... im sorry

 

 

 

noob: **** you you mother ****ing noob i ****ed ur mum so hard **** came out of her ***

 

 

 

i then teleported away and decided never to walk around randomy in f2p again :)

 

 

 

:lol: , hilarious dialogue. However it's kinda expected for walking 'randomly' round F2p in a strength cape and bandos armour, you reap what you sow...

 

 

 

That was really rude. But still hilarious!

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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

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NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

 

 

omg freaking hilarious nice going :D

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Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh.

 

 

 

So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also)

 

 

 

NOOB:autoer

 

ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216

 

NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!!

 

 

 

8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter

 

 

 

omg freaking hilarious nice going :D

 

 

 

Awesome. :thumbsup: :lol:

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...huh.

 

 

 

 

 

lemme go in real quick then try again

 

 

 

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Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees.

 

 

 

This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long.

 

 

 

I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant.

 

 

 

I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away.

 

 

 

Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard.

 

 

 

:)

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

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Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees.

 

 

 

This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long.

 

 

 

I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant.

 

 

 

I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away.

 

 

 

Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard.

 

 

 

:)

 

 

 

I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip.

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Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees.

 

 

 

This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long.

 

 

 

I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant.

 

 

 

I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away.

 

 

 

Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard.

 

 

 

:)

 

 

 

I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip.

 

 

 

More newby then nooby.

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Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees.

 

 

 

This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long.

 

 

 

I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant.

 

 

 

I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away.

 

 

 

Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard.

 

 

 

:)

 

 

 

I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip.

 

 

 

More newby then nooby.

 

 

 

nice story though =]

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I know my replies to this character would seem abit facetious how ever for some reason this LVL100 could not get it into their head that i had no money, any way herein follow the conversation

 

 

 

lvl100: Hey

 

lvl100: i have no money

 

Me: And..?

 

lvl100: Can i have a little

 

lvl100: Plzz

 

Me: Sorry not carrying any

 

lvl100: How about just a little bit?

 

Me: I have no money on me

 

lvl100:Well can i have a some then please

 

Me: I have no money to give you... i would if did

 

Me: your a lvl 100 go kill something to make money

 

lvl100: I can't

 

Me: Why?

 

lvl100: Kuz im a noob

 

lvl100: With *****

 

Me: go mine ess or chop yews or something, skill for money

 

lvl100: I cant, why cant i have any money

 

Me: Because i have no money in my inventory to give you

 

lvl100: Can you go to the bank

 

lvl100: Cuz i have none

 

Me: Sell iban Staff

 

lvl100: Nooooooooooooooo

 

lvl100: its my baby

 

Me: Then if you wont help your self it wont, i dont do charity

 

 

 

 

 

 

I then got on the boat a proceeded to go to the lunar isle

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Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees.

 

 

 

This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long.

 

 

 

I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant.

 

 

 

I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory.

 

 

 

I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away.

 

 

 

Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard.

 

 

 

:)

 

 

 

I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He stayed with me for a little over an hour, chopping and burning :)

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Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy

 

Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate)

 

Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon].

 

Me: No.

 

Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9.

 

Me: log out.

 

 

 

If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon].

 

 

 

Just made yourself look worse.

 

 

 

:wall:

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn

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I know my replies to this character would seem abit facetious how ever for some reason this LVL100 could not get it into their head that i had no money, any way herein follow the conversation

 

 

 

lvl100: Hey

 

lvl100: i have no money

 

Me: And..?

 

lvl100: Can i have a little

 

lvl100: Plzz

 

Me: Sorry not carrying any

 

lvl100: How about just a little bit?

 

Me: I have no money on me

 

lvl100:Well can i have a some then please

 

Me: I have no money to give you... i would if did

 

Me: your a lvl 100 go kill something to make money

 

lvl100: I can't

 

Me: Why?

 

lvl100: Kuz im a noob

 

lvl100: With *****

 

Me: go mine ess or chop yews or something, skill for money

 

lvl100: I cant, why cant i have any money

 

Me: Because i have no money in my inventory to give you

 

lvl100: Can you go to the bank

 

lvl100: Cuz i have none

 

Me: Sell iban Staff

 

lvl100: Nooooooooooooooo

 

lvl100: its my baby

 

Me: Then if you wont help your self it wont, i dont do charity

 

 

 

 

 

 

I then got on the boat a proceeded to go to the lunar isle

 

 

 

He was probably joking.

 

 

 

I used to love begging for money while wearing a party hat (before item lending, anyway).

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this is very funny.

 

 

 

this guy was like at the ge:

 

 

 

guy:buying dds 8m

 

 

 

me:ill sell

 

 

 

guy:ok show dds and 7.9m

 

 

 

me:i show him in trade, he puts up statius warhammer...i :thumbdown: decline lol made me laugh

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This is very funny.

 

This guy was like at the Grand Exchange:

 

 

 

Guy: Buying a super-poisoned dragon dagger 8m!

 

Me: I'll sell you one.

 

Guy: Ok, show a super-poisoned dragon dagger and 7.9m in the trade window.

 

I showed him the requested items, and he responded by offering up a Statius' warhammer. I declined the payment and chuckled.

 

I don't know if this is "nooby" so much as it is just desperation. I wouldn't want to get stuck with PvP equipment, that's for sure.

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Happened in G.E.

 

 

 

Noob: Buying account

 

Noob: Buying account

 

 

 

Me: *Burning maples*

 

The noob starts to follow me...

 

 

 

Noob: Can i buy your account plzzz?

 

Me:...

 

Noob: Plzzzzz.!!

 

Me: Go away..

 

Noob: Plzzzzzzzz!!!

 

Me: No go away or I will report you (I dont like to report xD)

 

Noob: Ok If you dont sell your accoun, i gonna hack you

 

Me: Ok gl *teles*

 

 

 

Stupid people these days -.-

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happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me:

 

N:i ham teh leettorz!

 

m:speak english, please

 

N:i ham!

 

M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty

 

Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11

 

M:What is onw ju?

 

N:noob!!!1

 

He logged off :roll:

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happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me:

 

N:i ham teh leettorz!

 

m:speak english, please

 

N:i ham!

 

M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty

 

Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11

 

M:What is onw ju?

 

N:noob!!!1

 

He logged off :roll:

 

 

 

Way to make up a story...

 

It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence.

 

 

 

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