Death Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 i dont know if it fits, but it has to be a great conversation. :XD: I wonder if he thought before he posted that :lol: Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3EN Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 i went into f2p wearing bandos and a strength vcape (t) and had this conversation with some lvl 69. noob: can i borrow your cape? me: nope noob: why not? me: i cant lend it noob: yes u can u scamming noob noob: ill pay you 6.2k and a harpoon! me: i really cant lend it.. noob: yes u cam, omg reported! me: what for? noob: for macroing.. me: wtf? noob: u obviously macroed and hacked cuase a person your level cant be as nooby as you.. me: ok... im sorry noob: **** you you mother ****ing noob i ****ed ur mum so hard **** came out of her *** i then teleported away and decided never to walk around randomy in f2p again :) :lol: , hilarious dialogue. However it's kinda expected for walking 'randomly' round F2p in a strength cape and bandos armour, you reap what you sow... That was really rude. But still hilarious! R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.Good to be gone :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupportMage Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ...huh. Still alive, still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
being_true Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter omg freaking hilarious nice going :D 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter omg freaking hilarious nice going :D Awesome. :thumbsup: :lol: Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystallus Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Just brining some more light to noobs who are lower level than you calling you a noob.... Gets me everytime lol :thumbsup: "It is not the man that makes the risk, It is the risk that makes the man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Want to help the Tip.It Crew? Visit the Website Updates & Corrections forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magzar Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ...huh. lemme go in real quick then try again i r 1337 at readinz gibbrish [hide]Damnit, I tripped over Magzar's half inflated blow-up doll and hurt myself. I wish he wouldn't leave that thing lying around. -.-[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reindeer Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! literally lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XKERDZX Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees. This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long. I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant. I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory. I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away. Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard. :) [hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harbringerjm Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees. This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long. I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant. I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory. I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away. Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard. :) I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip. Hail to The Great Big Penguin in the sky. And Guthix, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees. This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long. I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant. I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory. I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away. Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard. :) I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip. More newby then nooby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkduellord Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees. This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long. I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant. I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory. I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away. Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard. :) I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip. More newby then nooby. nice story though =] Tip.it's 2nd unoffical Go player sm3x; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teshiburu Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I know my replies to this character would seem abit facetious how ever for some reason this LVL100 could not get it into their head that i had no money, any way herein follow the conversation lvl100: Hey lvl100: i have no money Me: And..? lvl100: Can i have a little lvl100: Plzz Me: Sorry not carrying any lvl100: How about just a little bit? Me: I have no money on me lvl100:Well can i have a some then please Me: I have no money to give you... i would if did Me: your a lvl 100 go kill something to make money lvl100: I can't Me: Why? lvl100: Kuz im a noob lvl100: With ***** Me: go mine ess or chop yews or something, skill for money lvl100: I cant, why cant i have any money Me: Because i have no money in my inventory to give you lvl100: Can you go to the bank lvl100: Cuz i have none Me: Sell iban Staff lvl100: Nooooooooooooooo lvl100: its my baby Me: Then if you wont help your self it wont, i dont do charity I then got on the boat a proceeded to go to the lunar isle [hide=Stats & Goals][/hide] Feel Free To Add Me In Game I Love Talking To Anyone| Void Knight Justicar99s In Order of Achievement: Fletching, Strength, Cooking] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XKERDZX Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cutting willows just south of Varrok and a low level comes up and starts cutting one of the trees. This guy has all his armor on and a wielding a rune long. I start talking to him and find he's quite.. well.. ignorant. I try helping him out by telling him to wield his axe and by doing so he can get another log in his inventory. I forgot to mention that he needed to bank his weapon and he wields his axe and just keeps cutting away. Saying thanks in the process I couldn't tell him how wrong he was just because I felt so bad, oh and the fact that I was laughing too hard. :) I may be missing something, but how is this nooby? He may well have been going to bank the weapon when he finished his invent, instead of wasting a trip. He stayed with me for a little over an hour, chopping and burning :) [hide][/hide][hide][/hide][hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teshiburu Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Noob: hey u can i haff ur ady platbudy Me: No. (Wasn't even wearing an addy plate) Noob: stfu. u betta gimme ur pl8 or i kik ur [wagon]. Me: No. Noob: ima find u and kik ur [wagon] i bet ur like 6 or sumtin. im 9. Me: log out. If he did find me, I think a 12 year old can kick a 9 year olds [wagon]. Just made yourself look worse. :wall: Gotta love the blatent disregard for the over 13 rule =P will they never learn [hide=Stats & Goals][/hide] Feel Free To Add Me In Game I Love Talking To Anyone| Void Knight Justicar99s In Order of Achievement: Fletching, Strength, Cooking] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I know my replies to this character would seem abit facetious how ever for some reason this LVL100 could not get it into their head that i had no money, any way herein follow the conversation lvl100: Hey lvl100: i have no money Me: And..? lvl100: Can i have a little lvl100: Plzz Me: Sorry not carrying any lvl100: How about just a little bit? Me: I have no money on me lvl100:Well can i have a some then please Me: I have no money to give you... i would if did Me: your a lvl 100 go kill something to make money lvl100: I can't Me: Why? lvl100: Kuz im a noob lvl100: With ***** Me: go mine ess or chop yews or something, skill for money lvl100: I cant, why cant i have any money Me: Because i have no money in my inventory to give you lvl100: Can you go to the bank lvl100: Cuz i have none Me: Sell iban Staff lvl100: Nooooooooooooooo lvl100: its my baby Me: Then if you wont help your self it wont, i dont do charity I then got on the boat a proceeded to go to the lunar isle He was probably joking. I used to love begging for money while wearing a party hat (before item lending, anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60DefenceMelee Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 this is very funny. this guy was like at the ge: guy:buying dds 8m me:ill sell guy:ok show dds and 7.9m me:i show him in trade, he puts up statius warhammer...i :thumbdown: decline lol made me laugh Addicted to staking at the Duel Arena. Message me when I am on rs to fight. Private chat always on. No Dragon Claws when staking. I am a member but got no member stats in hiscores atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moad14 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This is very funny. This guy was like at the Grand Exchange: Guy: Buying a super-poisoned dragon dagger 8m! Me: I'll sell you one. Guy: Ok, show a super-poisoned dragon dagger and 7.9m in the trade window. I showed him the requested items, and he responded by offering up a Statius' warhammer. I declined the payment and chuckled. I don't know if this is "nooby" so much as it is just desperation. I wouldn't want to get stuck with PvP equipment, that's for sure. I love to meet people; send me a pm if you see me on RuneScape! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davix12 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Happened in G.E. Noob: Buying account Noob: Buying account Me: *Burning maples* The noob starts to follow me... Noob: Can i buy your account plzzz? Me:... Noob: Plzzzzz.!! Me: Go away.. Noob: Plzzzzzzzz!!! Me: No go away or I will report you (I dont like to report xD) Noob: Ok If you dont sell your accoun, i gonna hack you Me: Ok gl *teles* Stupid people these days -.- Barrows drops: 2 Dharok Helms, 1 Karil top, 1 Verac helm, 2 Guthan helm, 1 Karil skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me: N:i ham teh leettorz! m:speak english, please N:i ham! M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11 M:What is onw ju? N:noob!!!1 He logged off :roll: "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bedman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 happened to me while i were standing at varrock palace courtyard. this noob game to me: N:i ham teh leettorz! m:speak english, please N:i ham! M:oh i see... can i roast you? You look tasty Nooo u noob i cud onw ju!!11 M:What is onw ju? N:noob!!!1 He logged off :roll: Way to make up a story... It seems like half of the reply's here are made up, or at least partly made up. I'm pretty sure that guy doesnt put "!!!" and "111" at the end of every sentence. Screen shots please A Guide to Chinning in Ape atoll: up to 325kxp/h! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotancexy1 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ahah so funny lol [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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