Agent1777 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 noob-Lol ur a noob, u have a fletch cape, that is so nooby! me-Do you have a 99? noob-NO, 99's are worthless, I balance out my skills. Me-Total level then? Noob-1350 me-Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you. Noob-No lifer. Get a life noob. Tip.It's Official Undercover Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* Let me guess, he dropped a party hat and 2.1 bil??? :roll: YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* Let me guess, he dropped a party hat and 2.1 bil??? :roll: No! Its obvious he dropped 10 Christmas Crackers, all the Godswords, AND 2.1 Bil. :lol: Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hitm4g3u Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* Whoa dude you own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 noob-Lol ur a noob, u have a fletch cape, that is so nooby! me-Do you have a 99? noob-NO, 99's are worthless, I balance out my skills. Me-Total level then? Noob-1350 me-Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you. Noob-No lifer. Get a life noob. Wow. Noobs do say the funniest things :lol: 'Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you', what sort of noob is that guy? :lol: :lol: I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawrTiger Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Noob: can u giv me sum money plz? Me: I don't have any on me, but you can have this. -I give a gold bar to them- Noob: how i change this bar into coins? Me: O_o -logs out for a couple of hours- Art in my avatar was drawn for me by the love of my life. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehpwnzerz0 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 NO, he just dropped like 2k....... i just wanted to get leecher offa me.......... so ya, he was annoying, he got skulled...... \ \ \ \ \ I PWN_____________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGmaestro Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes: noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate? me: its granite...... noob: item hacking! reported! me: im a member...... *noob follows me cussing* *i teleport to get the HELL AWAY* noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure...... me PM: .......... leecher, mabye? noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,* *i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him* *he follows me* *i go to pvp world* *i got to lvl 40 wildy* *noob finds me* *i quickly kill him* *i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him* the made up stories are always the best.... :shame: Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovesilvia Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness. Can you say that with certainty? No you can't. It seems it has became fashionable as of late to troll these forums; amongst the more older users anyways. Isn't that what you're doing? I was blackjacking bearded bandits today and a lower level (60ish I think) came by and asked how I was doing that. I didn't respond because, well, I was blackjacking. He kept asking and I didn't answer. He eventually said "reported bot nub". I have a screenshot on my other computer, I'll post it later. Hey, what is blackjacking? :ohnoes: LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandorf61 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Hitting NPCS in Pollvivneach over the head using a blackjack for thieving xp. Pyramid Plunder Guide Tip.it Forum Rules Adventurer's LogThanks to Cowboy14 for the awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerbil Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 leader: im going to get the creator of the internet to ban your account and send you back to pakistan you [cabbage]!!! me: who's that then. leader: chuck norris duh! I know it's OLD'D but... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA! If my chair didn't have arm rests I probably would have fallen out reading that :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamapilot94 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 This is REAL \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnisam Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 thanks for posting my appeal pilot >.> Most Difficult Quiz Rare drops; tzhaar-ket-om: 6 tzhaar-xil-ak: 4 tzhaar-xil-ek: 4 tzhaar-mej-tal: 1 Obsidian cape: 18 Dragon Plateskirt: 4 Dragon Platelegs: 7 Sq Shield left half: 1 Dragon Boots: 1 Dragon Medium Helmet: 11 Draconic Visage: 1 Zamorak Spear: 3 Steam Battlestaff: 1 Godsword Shards: 3 Bandos Chestplate: 1 Bandos Tassets: 1 Abyssal Whip: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 NO, he just dropped like 2k....... i just wanted to get leecher offa me.......... so ya, he was annoying, he got skulled...... \ \ \ \ \ The only way he would be skulled is if he attacked you first. And last you said in your obviously fake story, you attacked him. -.- Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amundogus2 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The one, the only, dragon 3-handed sword! :lol: "There are only two strategies in war. Move forward or change. The victor is the first to realise that when he cannot move forward he must change." ~ Mod Mark H ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The one, the only, dragon 3-handed sword! :lol: Proof that Jagex will add genetic mutations. Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 huh :-s you guys don't have 3 hands? #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 It obviously means that we will have genetic mutation labs. Of course, these labs will be on our evil floating lairs built using the Sailing skill. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seandart301 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ok i thot this was hilarious in context but out of context its edgy and racist. see wat yall think. SETTING: Edgeville yews spawn WORLD: F2P BACKSTORY: Minding my own business and putting in long days work of yew cutting(back wen i was low level and F2P). Noob enters. Riot erupts shortly. Me:*conversing with other wcers* Noob:*entering* What is this? Me: yew trees Noob: wat level to cut them All: 60 Noob: this is now my spot all of u have to leave now Me: no dude...its good money and we all can share it WCer: ya it doesnt matter how many ppl are here [ -.- ] Noob: watever Noob: *leaving* yews are for jews :-# :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seandart301 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 another one that isnt as funny. basically i was fishing at karamja docks and was hopping worlds and one i was on there was a guy whos name was Saradomin*random numbers here*. ok watever. then he said "I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 "I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish." :lol: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 "I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish." :lol: That is probably the funniest noob thing I've ever seen. My general annoyance with noobs is because they refuse to do things themselves. I'm a nice guy who likes to help people when they ask for help. So when I start helping a noob I explain explicitly what to do, exactly what to click, and where to go; yet they insist that they can't do it and need me to show them. (crotchity old man voice) When I was a kid back in nineteen-diggity-two, we did everything ourselves, or went to fine sites like tip.it. We didn't bother other players. Meh. (/crotchity old man voice) Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knitewulf Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Roflzilla is pretty nubby 61,358th to 99 range on May 23rd, 2010.100,927th to 99 def on February 13th, 2011. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerbil Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. At least he came up with something new instead of saying "Free st00f plz I just died!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juhnie Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons" Priceless. I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that. Besides... Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon]. At least he came up with something new instead of saying "Free st00f plz I just died!" I see those all the time. :lol: Unexplainably hilarious. Haven't seen this strategy in ages, though. Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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