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Noobs say the funniest things!

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noob-Lol ur a noob, u have a fletch cape, that is so nooby!

 

me-Do you have a 99?

 

noob-NO, 99's are worthless, I balance out my skills.

 

Me-Total level then?

 

Noob-1350

 

me-Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you.

 

Noob-No lifer. Get a life noob.

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this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate?

 

me: its granite......

 

noob: item hacking! reported!

 

me: im a member......

 

*noob follows me cussing*

 

*i teleport to get the HELL AWAY*

 

noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure......

 

me PM: .......... leecher, mabye?

 

noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,*

 

*i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him*

 

*he follows me*

 

*i go to pvp world*

 

*i got to lvl 40 wildy*

 

*noob finds me*

 

*i quickly kill him*

 

*i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him*

 

 

 

Let me guess, he dropped a party hat and 2.1 bil??? :roll:

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this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate?

 

me: its granite......

 

noob: item hacking! reported!

 

me: im a member......

 

*noob follows me cussing*

 

*i teleport to get the HELL AWAY*

 

noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure......

 

me PM: .......... leecher, mabye?

 

noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,*

 

*i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him*

 

*he follows me*

 

*i go to pvp world*

 

*i got to lvl 40 wildy*

 

*noob finds me*

 

*i quickly kill him*

 

*i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him*

 

 

 

Let me guess, he dropped a party hat and 2.1 bil??? :roll:

 

 

 

No! Its obvious he dropped 10 Christmas Crackers, all the Godswords, AND 2.1 Bil. :lol:

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this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate?

 

me: its granite......

 

noob: item hacking! reported!

 

me: im a member......

 

*noob follows me cussing*

 

*i teleport to get the HELL AWAY*

 

noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure......

 

me PM: .......... leecher, mabye?

 

noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,*

 

*i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him*

 

*he follows me*

 

*i go to pvp world*

 

*i got to lvl 40 wildy*

 

*noob finds me*

 

*i quickly kill him*

 

*i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him*

 

 

 

Whoa dude you own.

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noob-Lol ur a noob, u have a fletch cape, that is so nooby!

 

me-Do you have a 99?

 

noob-NO, 99's are worthless, I balance out my skills.

 

Me-Total level then?

 

Noob-1350

 

me-Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you.

 

Noob-No lifer. Get a life noob.

 

Wow. Noobs do say the funniest things :lol: 'Thats pathetic, im at 1500 and im 4cb levels below you', what sort of noob is that guy? :lol: :lol:

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Noob: can u giv me sum money plz?

 

Me: I don't have any on me, but you can have this.

 

-I give a gold bar to them-

 

Noob: how i change this bar into coins?

 

Me: O_o

 

-logs out for a couple of hours-

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NO, he just dropped like 2k....... i just wanted to get leecher offa me..........

 

so ya, he was annoying, he got skulled...... \' \' \' \' \'

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this is a funny one, and i laughed so hard and he was so funny!!!! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

noob: hey, can i have ur iron plate?

 

me: its granite......

 

noob: item hacking! reported!

 

me: im a member......

 

*noob follows me cussing*

 

*i teleport to get the HELL AWAY*

 

noob PM: you cant get away for hacking, ill make sure......

 

me PM: .......... leecher, mabye?

 

noob PM: *swear X 47 or so,*

 

*i tele to where he was, and i see someone getting torchered by him*

 

*he follows me*

 

*i go to pvp world*

 

*i got to lvl 40 wildy*

 

*noob finds me*

 

*i quickly kill him*

 

*i put friends only chat and delete him and ignore him*

 

 

 

the made up stories are always the best.... :shame:

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No you didn't, because this is another made-up noob story. At least try to make it sound plausible. People don't log out to hide their shamefulness.

 

 

 

Can you say that with certainty? No you can't. It seems it has became fashionable as of late to troll these forums; amongst the more older users anyways.

 

Isn't that what you're doing?

 

 

 

I was blackjacking bearded bandits today and a lower level (60ish I think) came by and asked how I was doing that. I didn't respond because, well, I was blackjacking. He kept asking and I didn't answer. He eventually said "reported bot nub". I have a screenshot on my other computer, I'll post it later.

 

 

 

Hey, what is blackjacking? :ohnoes:

LOL.

 

leader: im going to get the creator of the internet to ban your account and send you back to pakistan you [cabbage]!!!

 

me: who's that then.

 

leader: chuck norris duh!

 

 

 

I know it's OLD'D but...

 

 

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHA! If my chair didn't have arm rests I probably would have fallen out reading that :XD:

thanks for posting my appeal pilot >.>

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Rare drops; tzhaar-ket-om: 6 tzhaar-xil-ak: 4 tzhaar-xil-ek: 4 tzhaar-mej-tal: 1 Obsidian cape: 18 Dragon Plateskirt: 4 Dragon Platelegs: 7 Sq Shield left half: 1 Dragon Boots: 1 Dragon Medium Helmet: 11 Draconic Visage: 1 Zamorak Spear: 3 Steam Battlestaff: 1 Godsword Shards: 3 Bandos Chestplate: 1 Bandos Tassets: 1 Abyssal Whip: 1

NO, he just dropped like 2k....... i just wanted to get leecher offa me..........

 

so ya, he was annoying, he got skulled...... \' \' \' \' \'

 

 

 

The only way he would be skulled is if he attacked you first. And last you said in your obviously fake story, you attacked him. -.-

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Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil

The one, the only, dragon 3-handed sword! :lol:

 

 

 

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"There are only two strategies in war. Move forward or change. The victor is the first to realise that when he cannot move forward he must change."

 

~ Mod Mark H ~

 

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The one, the only, dragon 3-handed sword! :lol:

 

 

 

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Proof that Jagex will add genetic mutations.

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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huh :-s you guys don't have 3 hands? #-o

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It obviously means that we will have genetic mutation labs.

 

 

 

Of course, these labs will be on our evil floating lairs built using the Sailing skill.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

ok i thot this was hilarious in context but out of context its edgy and racist. see wat yall think.

 

 

 

SETTING: Edgeville yews spawn

 

WORLD: F2P

 

BACKSTORY: Minding my own business and putting in long days work of yew cutting(back wen i was low level and F2P). Noob enters. Riot erupts shortly.

 

 

 

Me:*conversing with other wcers*

 

Noob:*entering* What is this?

 

Me: yew trees

 

Noob: wat level to cut them

 

All: 60

 

Noob: this is now my spot all of u have to leave now

 

Me: no dude...its good money and we all can share it

 

WCer: ya it doesnt matter how many ppl are here [ -.- ]

 

Noob: watever

 

Noob: *leaving* yews are for jews

 

 

 

:-# :lol:

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another one that isnt as funny. basically i was fishing at karamja docks and was hopping worlds and one i was on there was a guy whos name was Saradomin*random numbers here*. ok watever.

 

then he said "I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish."

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"I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish."

 

 

 

:lol:

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

"I am Saradomin. Give me all of your fish."

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

That is probably the funniest noob thing I've ever seen.

 

 

 

My general annoyance with noobs is because they refuse to do things themselves. I'm a nice guy who likes to help people when they ask for help. So when I start helping a noob I explain explicitly what to do, exactly what to click, and where to go; yet they insist that they can't do it and need me to show them.

 

 

 

(crotchity old man voice) When I was a kid back in nineteen-diggity-two, we did everything ourselves, or went to fine sites like tip.it. We didn't bother other players. Meh. (/crotchity old man voice)

Cowards can't block Warriors.

Roflzilla is pretty nubby <3:

 

 

 

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61,358th to 99 range on May 23rd, 2010.

100,927th to 99 def on February 13th, 2011.

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I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons"

 

 

 

Priceless.

 

 

 

 

 

I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that.

 

 

 

Besides...

 

 

 

Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon].

 

At least he came up with something new instead of saying "Free st00f plz I just died!"

I saw some guy in the grand exchange claiming that "Ninjas killed my family and I need money for karate lessons"

 

 

 

Priceless.

 

 

 

 

 

I would have seriously laughed irl if I saw that.

 

 

 

Besides...

 

 

 

Kung-Fu kicks Karate's [wagon].

 

At least he came up with something new instead of saying "Free st00f plz I just died!"

 

I see those all the time. :lol: Unexplainably hilarious.

 

Haven't seen this strategy in ages, though.

 

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Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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