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Noobs say the funniest things!

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I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.

 

 

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol that's funny...but who knows I probably had plenty of moments like that back in the day. :lol:

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I saw a level 10 asking the mining tutorial guy (In lumbridge) how he was holding the pickaxe on his shoulder.. I believe it went along these lines,

 

 

 

noob: What the.. How do you hold your pick like that?

 

After no response from the mining tutorial

 

noob: Come on! Plz tell me!

 

No response

 

noob: I'm reporting you!

 

No response

 

noob: I could totally own you!

 

no response

 

noob: Let's do it right now!

 

no response

 

-noob runs off-

 

 

 

 

 

=D> I believe I might have recorded it.. *looks through files*

 

 

 

EDIT: Nope, don't got it :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol that's funny...but who knows I probably had plenty of moments like that back in the day. :lol:

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im mining mith and usin superheat to make mith bars. some lvl 83 comes along with lvl 16 mining and says

 

lvl83noob: please i need 4 mith bars ill pay

 

*sending trade request*

 

this guy puts up 30 coins.

 

me:....................

 

me: are you serious?

 

lvl83noob: whats wrong?

 

me: u need more then that buddy

 

this guy puts up an extra 20 coins

 

lvl83noob: there im sorry i tried to trick you

 

i dont think this guy was kiddin he was waiting for me to accept

 

:? :?

Noob:"Let me have your sword then you cant cut yourself":

noob:How do you report ppl?

me:you go on the door icon and click log off

noob:KK ty

im mining mith and usin superheat to make mith bars. some lvl 83 comes along with lvl 16 mining and says

 

lvl83noob: please i need 4 mith bars ill pay

 

*sending trade request*

 

this guy puts up 30 coins.

 

me:....................

 

me: are you serious?

 

lvl83noob: whats wrong?

 

me: u need more then that buddy

 

this guy puts up an extra 20 coins

 

lvl83noob: there im sorry i tried to trick you

 

i dont think this guy was kiddin he was waiting for me to accept

 

:? :?

 

 

 

Got to love e bay ....

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IM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER .......... or die trying

 

This is not an arguement! Your simply contradicting me!

 

No I'm not.

 

Yes you are!

 

No I'm not.

 

Yes you are!

 

 

 

Lol that same thing popped into my head :thumbsup: Monty Python ftw!

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recent reply (like 2 days old)

 

 

 

nuff said

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~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~
~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~

~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~

~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~

Mod seven kicks [wagon]; takes names, literally

 

 

 

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Mod seven kicks [wagon]; takes names, literally

 

 

 

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I wonder which foot he chose to shoot? :lol:

 

 

 

The police can pull you over for thinking you have illegal substances :?

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IM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER .......... or die trying

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image from an old rate this, hence the post date

 

 

 

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recent reply (like 2 days old)

 

 

 

nuff said

 

 

 

It's ok son, the troll just trolled you.

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R.I.P. Neko :[

5,445,898,965th to 99 Woodcutting

Blogs are dead

I see a lot of players on the forums posting such "stupid" stuff. It's really annoying, even when they start to flame you etc.

 

 

 

×*ï*+.¸.×*ï*+.¸.×*Clonewars3*+.¸.×*ï*+.¸.×*ï*+.¸

 

*+.¸*×.¸Having self confidence is the key to success

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image from an old rate this, hence the post date

 

 

 

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recent reply (like 2 days old)

 

 

 

nuff said

 

 

 

Sad person just got sadder..

99 Magic; achieved on 4-4-2009.

85 Slayer; achieved on 6-8-2009.

99 Defence; achieved on 14-8-2009.

99 Constitution; achieved on 12-3-2013.

99 Attack; achieved on 12-5-2013.

99 Slayer; achieved on 21-6-2013.

 

I came, I saw, I ran away.

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this thread's name is "Noobs say the funniest things!", is it not?

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~ 3,072nd to 99 Mining on August 30th, 2009 ~
~ 112,084th to 99 Magic on April 16th, 2011 ~

~ 131,681st to 99 Crafting on March 29, 2019 ~

~ 178,385th to 99 Prayer on April 2, 2019 ~

~ 234,921st to 99 Defence on May 9, 2019 ~

~ 173,480th to 99 Herblore on June 21, 2019 ~

~ 155,160th to 99 Smithing on July 16, 2019 ~

  • 4 weeks later...

Today i was finishing off a black dragon task in the chaos tunnels (like a boss).

Already there was a 110 in a g plate rfh and rune legs killing green dragons.

When killing baby blacks in the chaos tunnels i always get a load of hides/bones from the greens. this idiot tries (and obviously fails) to steal my kills, i dont really care until he goes 'off' when i have a dragon at half hp, then proceeds to call me nub.

mind you i never moved, he had 2 dragons to himself.

 

A bit later he runs up and says 'ful( u' then i decided to steal all his kills (like a boss).

He then goes 'i want kill ur family'

I reply 'i want kill ur drags'

after he runs back and forth to every dragon, never getting a kill he teles.

Made my day.

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He then goes 'i want kill ur family'

I reply 'i want kill ur drags'

 

 

And you have just made MY day :lol:

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It's what I do

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The reason you shouldn't share your accounts... :rolleyes:

 

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Epic. :lol:

*starts rolling on the floor*

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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The reason you shouldn't share your accounts... :rolleyes:

 

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Epic. :lol:

*starts rolling on the floor*

 

Oh lawd that is awesome

So, this guy thinks that f2p players who played during 2006 Christmas event should get the Wintumber tree, and be able to set it up like a cannon to "dance around". The first 3 posts are:

 

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I thought it was funny at least.

From the empty days of hope, deny the darkness
Follow my voice, we'll run far away from here

If only to hide, to escape this life
And live forever, forever in the sun

I love how they are all rich members. Kinda like the rich [wagon] whites here in america :3

*is white*

So, this guy thinks that f2p players who played during 2006 Christmas event should get the Wintumber tree, and be able to set it up like a cannon to "dance around". The first 3 posts are:

 

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I thought it was funny at least.

Hilarious. :lol:

Master of Attack ~ August 29th, 2010

Proud to have served the awesome Tip.It Crew <3

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http://www.webcitation.org/5kXv9RI7S

 

The arrogance is astounding. They should all go in a room somewhere and congratulate each other, then be launched into the sun.

 

I see no arrogance.

The challenge of a mistake is not to avoid it. The challenge of a mistake is dealing with the outcome.

 

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Proud of who I am and what I am.

http://www.webcitation.org/5kXv9RI7S

 

The arrogance is astounding. They should all go in a room somewhere and congratulate each other, then be launched into the sun.

 

I see no arrogance.

The arrogance isn't quite astounding, but it's certainly there. They seem to have created a thread for people with Partyhats because they believe that those who have them are part of an elite group.

 

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I dunno... Kinda self-explanatory...

Funny thing is, I'm not of the Hebrew race.

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