December 9, 200619 yr you swing your axe at a tree.... 1k nats and iron ores fall out. as u start superheating them in the bank, u burn your hand, and become a fire giant. you rampage through falador and u see all these people saying "durial123 kill me!". you are confused because u aren't durial. then u realize....... you wake up in your apartment
December 9, 200619 yr You swing your tree at the axe... HUH? :lol: Ok, let me try again :roll: Your axe swings you at the tree. HUH? AGAIN? :lol: Ok, one more time :roll: :ohnoes: Your axe and the tree swings each other between you. :shock: :XD:, now thats so stupid that even I can't understand it. How did I do that :-k...
December 12, 200619 yr You swing your axe at the tree Nothing interesting happens. :cry: You swing your axe at the tree You catch a shark! :-$
December 12, 200619 yr you swing your axe at the tree...hey what's that thing in the tree? oh noes, its a... bird nest! w00t! hey wait a minute theres some1 home! a bird poos on ur stinking face you swing your axe at the tree... oh dear, you are dead! the crappiest 1... u swing ur axe at the tree... u suddenly have an urge to go to the toilet. u use ur lack of common sense and start thinking then u thought about dogs u do ur business on the tree *congratulations, ur toileting lvl is 99* u r now offically a master of toileting! y not visit the hellhound? he has something only true toileting master can have for u! at that moment a tree spirit pops out tree spirit:leave these woods and blah blah blah.. and then the spirit kills u oh dear, u r dead(again) u go to the hellhound in the wildy hellhound:muahahaha i have the toileting skill cape! u can buy it from me for 99mill u:ok u go to the bank and take 99mill *goes to wildy* u:heres ur 99mill hellhound turns into a pker pker kills u congratulations u r now offically poor with 3 gp ~~the end~ btw oh dear, u r dead!! oh and btw again:i wrote a story is that allowed?
January 1, 200719 yr you swing your tree at the axe. wait... EDIT: sorry, i just relized that was already done. #-o well what is a when you think about it so lets all sing sing a song a hey hi dingle dangle hey hi hum with a hey hi dingle dangle hoooooooooooo...... pasty pink penguin pumpkin pie pickle pants
January 1, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... Then the tree pulls out his axe, the hill giant near you whips out some drums and you play stairway to heaven together. ....then you cut the tree down and go on with leveling up your woodcutting. pixel sig and avatar by me.
January 1, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... You get some logs "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless
January 1, 200719 yr You hit your axe at the tree. You kill a squirl! You cook the squirl. You eat the squirl. The squirl is poisoned. You die.
January 1, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree.... ...and then you realise it is a level 3 noob wearing bronze armour and green hair. Noob:Pmg! Reported! Then you report them for misusing customer support and the level 3 is owned by you. Everybody else cheers. Congratulations! Your respect level is now 50. Members can now own macroers. Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him!
January 1, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... and a bird's nest falls out you get all excited, only to find it's a sapphire ring \ "Dr. Lutzka, Dr. Lutzka, He's a fake!"
January 1, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... "Greetings noob!" "Wtf?" "Here you go noob, it's all yours!" "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless
January 2, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. Many squirels, owls, humans and lobsters have lost their lives. You:Humans?! LOBSTERS?! E:In some cases of a graphic glitch, the tree will actually toppple over instead of just disspearing and squash a human. Most surviver. But it some cases, a magic tree fell on a level 3 with the original bald brown shirt green legs male outfit chracter. U: How do you explain the lobster? E:Um... That's not i,mportant. Here take these NEW seeds and plant them in a farming patch. U: But I'm a free player! E: Sell them then! U: How much are they worth? E: No one has ever seen these before. And they give you 8000 smithing experience. U:Whatever you say. E:STOP CUTTING TREES! Environmentalist dissapears. OR You swing your axe at the tree... [NEW RANDOM EVENT] Environmentalist appears. Environmentalist: Stop! Cutting trees is endangering our environment and its inhabitants. You're coming with me.....[teleports you to another clearing] Your chpoice of: Makes you plant seeds. Casts Claws of Guthix and kills you. Faces you on a one on one battles (he's level 58 and he summons zombie squirels owls and lobsters that were killed by you to attack you)
January 5, 200719 yr You swing your ax at the tree.... You suddenly find yourself sitting in a rocking chair, eating a piece of cheese. The tree is at an stove, making pizza. Inside the stove, humans are being burned for fuel....... Yeah I couldn't think of anything, sorry. :lol:
January 7, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... you find a chainsaw and... you swing your chainsaw at the tree. You swing your chainsaw at the tree The tree says f*** thee You pull it out on the tree and pee The tree says oh gee Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
January 7, 200719 yr you swing your tree at the axe *huh? who planted my axe in the ground?* axe grows into axe tree *wierd!* thousands of noobs come running up and grabbing dragon and rune and every other kind of axe there is and all there is for you is a bronze axe *kills self* Click Here!
February 26, 200719 yr u swing your axe at the tree u get attacked by an army of hippies!and treehuggers But seriously, I will kill you allI am back for realz this time I promise now that I am a member :p
February 26, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head falls off... You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head falls off... You swing your axe at the tree... Your axe head gets tired of falling of so it breaks... You swing your broke axe at the tree... Your axe chips off... You swing your axe at the tree untill the head is completely chipped off... You swing the axe handle at the tree... The tree falls down.
February 26, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree. You bleed very badly. *in real life* The RS nerd: What the hell is going on? Why am I bleeding in real life? *bleeds*
February 26, 200719 yr you swing you axe at the tree.... the tree spontaneously combusts.... if you call some one a noob then you are of the status in question.
February 26, 200719 yr *something goes wrong with runescape* you swing your axe at the tree.. you get a red partyhat
February 26, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree eert eht ta exa rouy gniws uoY (Turn around) You swing your axe at the tree But i'm cutting yews it should say: You swing your axe at the yew \ ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ
February 26, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree. After hours of hard toil because you're trying to cut down a big old yew with a hand axe, you get...a fallen tree. After a few more hours of chopping and sawing, you finally get some logs. You give up and go get a drink of water. (How it would be in real life...)
February 26, 200719 yr You swing your axe at the tree. You bleed very badly. *in real life* The RS nerd: What the hell is going on? Why am I bleeding in real life? *bleeds* Tell me people, is that the most scary one yet? Anyway, You swing your axe at the tree. The mysterious old man takes you to the maze and you get too late out because there are noted dragon chainbodies all around the floor and the MOM says "Hah, tricked ya didn't I? Well, good bye."
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