fat_hobbit22 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 The Sandwich lady, no doubt. What kind of freak goes around offering sandwiches to people she doesn't know in the most dire of situations? I was fighting demon in Monkey Madness when she pops up offering me a pie. I don't want your pie, nor do I want your triangle sandwiches, baguettes, or whatever else you have in that weird box-thingy! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! :evil:....... Thank-you, I needed that. Death to sandwich lady! :thumbsup: I second that. Death to the sandwich lady. We should make a cult :P. please can i join!! she appeared when i was killing damas in dt a while bak!! i nearley died becoz of that botch!! we should tie her up and burn her alive!! :twisted: on topic: that you can never die :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Not Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 How about when u hit them a little blue splatter appears above there head saying "0" or a red splatter appears saying any number from 1-99 the fast that when your gitting hit a green bar pops above your head..when your dead its red That you can choose how to attack.. im sure said b4 ..this list could go on and on and on...etc. If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mini193 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 one that i can think of right away is when something dies it either drops something you wouldn't expect it to have like a fire giant having a lobbie and being too stupid to eat it to stop from dying an the fact that you don't get the opponent's armor as a drop(if you did, I'd be killing lots and lots of stuff) Edit: 600th post! Doing a little bit of everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xewleer Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 that the drunken dwarf never passes out that chinchompas blow up some npcs have corpses, we just have bones avas attractor getting steel items (happened twice!) you can buy tickets at shilo for a bed room, what would you need that for? that items just go poof and are gone mods can step where there is only blackness... I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suyihai0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 you dont have a weight and u can carry 100+kg A rejected invention--- instant water!!!jus add water!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la la la Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Everything is faster than in real life except for walking! (sharks, bows, mining, smithing, etc.) Gah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragondrive12345 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 the fact that u can stand on the same spot no matter how many people there are :XD: and that when u die ur automatically teleported...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calaeria Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Where do grapes come from/grow?! They only respawn in a few places but we don't see them growing anywhere, nor can we grow them. And, when making Wine it only takes a few seconds or so to ferment, but when making beers/ales it takes much longer! :lol: (though I don't know exactly how long it takes to produce either in real life. :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I think it's weird that... you can kill a rat but you can't kill a hell rat you can only get to some areas on some worlds the blk p hat hasn't been made public E=MC^2 Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blooblyblobl Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 you can hold over 4bil gold pieces in same slot that a dagger would fit, still they has no weight XD or, same with featers, needles, pieces of obsidian, not to forget you can steal endless of times a soap from exactly same basket.. and you dont even be caught Actually you can't...though the fact that it's 2^31-1 and not 2^32-1 gold pieces does not invalidate your argument. 2.147483647 billion gold pieces is would still take a lot more space than a dagger. Though, I'd rather carry that many gold pieces than that many pieces of paper, or runes :D Legends quest completed at lvl 47 on X Legendre X#3056 to 99 firemaking, achieved on July 4th, 2007.Tied for #1854 to 99 farming, achieved on September 3rd, 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol000999 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 When you stand on snow you don't leave footsteps :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 goblins live in houses LOL. De_Pk - Level 117 - Banned September 30th '06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_azrael Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 The fact that you can finely slice a banana with a dragon battle axe, but can't chop a tree down with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonearctic1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 bump \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenjkered Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 The fact that a whip is somewhat more powerful than a sword. :-s Whips: 3 Dragon Boots: 15 My 99's: Attack & Cooking Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Goldenjkered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 The fact that it is a game, and it is not meant to mirror the real world.The fact that your a transvestite Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbatovsky Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 You can teleport but only to certain predestined places. Think about it you have the power to subvert the laws of physics so entirely that you can transport your own matter and what you have on you instantaneously but you can only do so to say Varrock. Non-renewable resources are renewable... And there are several million other examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star_Fox Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 when you get hit, numbers appear n your chest :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 crafting is the only skill that doesnt have a sound to notify you when you finish something I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 the fact that a purple necklace can teleport me places after i dip it in a fountain :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonearctic1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 bumpity :-w :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ddrmaster7 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 The fact that it is a game, and it is not meant to mirror the real world.The fact that your a transvestite Why aren't you banned? gonearctic, stop bumping. If the thread starts to die, either wait for another person to add comments or let it die. Ranked top 15 in the world for In The Groove. Click to watch videos.I'm back! For now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hyde1218 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 the ground somehow makes things on it disappear after one minute. WHERED DUD IT GO?! oh, and, Ddrmaster7, a transvestite is one who wears the clothes commonly worn by the opposite gender, so thats not really banworthy, since we all know our dear moopym is a perfectly nice person under the female gender given to him by the makeover mage. and the makeover mage, WHERD HE GET THEM POWUHS?! proud quest cape ownerhere's my first post on the TIF (scroll to the bottom)feel free to pm me, but do make sure that i know you're a Tip.It user (in other words, give me a HYT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 The fact that it is a game, and it is not meant to mirror the real world. Yes we all know that, but it doesn't mean you have to point that out... Anyways, the fact that fishing spots nver run out of fish! Neither does the ocean but you don't see us questioning that one :-X . But that you can eat 65587468573873 cakes and not gain a pound. You can carry almost 1000kg at once. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genoraven Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 That lesser demons don't have wings....greaters do, black demons do and even the level 2 imps doo! so why can't lessers! Rubber chicken, you're the one,who makes Runescape, so much fun!Would be fun if jagex brought in biological warfare... Or even Tesla coils. I like to eat cake while excruciating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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