Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

[Von_Goon]

I stalk you late at night when you think no-ones watching. You retrieve the cheese to sniff it like some sort of drug, whilst I sneak up behind you, pointing a 9mm to your head. I make you an offer you can't refuse. I walk away with the cheese.

[silver_wits]

I promptly trip you and take the cheese.

[wizjany]

but since i'm so awesome, you decide to give it to me...

 

DM power...

[silver_wits]

I then take it back when I find out you;re not really a dungeon master. :twisted:

[wizjany]

but since i am a dungeon master...(no seriously...) I spawn a wheel of cheese and take it...

[silver_wits]

I tele the cheese over to me. -.- oh fake dungeon master :twisted: :roll:

[wizjany]

but since teleport can only teleport you, you get teleported into a giant cheese planet...and i take the real cheese from it

[silver_wits]

I splash around on the cheese planet.. turns out the teleportion accidently made me smaller and landed me on the cheese. :?

[wizjany]

i flick you off it...

[Riku3220]

you thought it was a bug and was disgusted of the cheese and you throw it behind you into my hands

[Zygimantas]

Then you were so very kind and gave me the cheese :

[silver_wits]

I change back to normal size.. kick godofjoy and take the cheese. :twisted:

[Psycho_Robot]

I whack Silver with my Hammer of Creative Responses, which hits her so hard she travels back in time to the 1600s, without the cheese. She is accused of being a witch because she floats on water, and is burned at the stake. 400 years later, I steal the cheese.

[The Observer]

Aliens come to earth and arrest you for disrupting the space-time continuum. I claim that the cheese is a device used for torturing their kind, and in their exclaims of surprise, I take the cheese and give it to my pet mudkip to guard.

[3rkid]

I get my pet :twss: to attack your mudkip. While it is pounding your mudkip, you go to the aid and I steal the cheese you left behind.

[Agent1777]

*look theres a lvl 3 with a phat over there!*

 

 

 

Whle you turn around I take the cheese.

[silver_wits]

I throw a waterballoon at agent1777 and tell him that he was supposed to hand over the cheese to me. I flash him my ID card.

 

 

 

I now own the cheese.

[halo2_rocks7]

Throw poo at silver_wits, who drops it. I pick it up, and walk away.

 

 

 

Not anymore you don't. :

[Psycho_Robot]

I lock halo2_rocks7 in the zoo with the rest of the poo flinging primates. They confiscate his cheese so he can eat the specially prepared zoo diet. They give it to me because I happen to be right behind them and they don't want it anymore.

[halo2_rocks7]

I go through back door, send my primate friends after you, who bury you in poo, but not before taking the cheese and giving it to me.

[Psycho_Robot]

Your primate friends see the cool yellow thing in your hands and steal it. THey push you away because primates have no concept of loyalty. They play with it till its feeding time, when I steal it and run away.

[3rkid]

*trips Psycho* *takes cheese* *hides in space*

[Psycho_Robot]

Your post is so unimaginative that it creates a supermassive black hole effect. I am pulled towards you as your creativity implodes on itself. As I approach singularity I find the cheese. Removing it from your possession destroys the black hole and propels me back to earth.

[halo2_rocks7]

Meanwhile I'm in your backpack. I knock you out, take the cheese, and send you off towards the sun, while I drift to Earth safely.

[3rkid]

I get so [bleep]ing mad that you interrupted my great post for Psycho that I blow up in your face, causing you to instantaneously combust while I gather myself up, grab the cheese, dance on your grave, and leave.