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its funny how the lurers usually are the ones that loose :) I once telegrabbed 20k form a lurer, even though its only 20k, its probably more than what they have ever made luring.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone drop some party hats to lure into wild, and someone tele grabbed them, LOL! :shock:
oh god if thats true I'd love to see the look on the lurers face.
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There is this guy who buys some of my fish and offers to be a friend...

 

 

 

Next week....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

him: hey, i need to get rid of these addy arrows. I was pkin in the wildy so can u come to me and i'll trade them to u. Im at the Ice plateu. Bring some rune armor incase if som1 atks u

 

 

 

me: sure... I dont got anything to do...

 

 

 

(I go to wildy ice plateau with full bronze)

 

 

 

him: Dude, i asked u to come in full rune

 

 

 

me: I dont have a set...

 

 

 

him: Well, ur freakin filthy rich!

 

 

 

me: i cant wear it...

 

 

 

him: omg n0000b, im not giving the arrows to u...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who does he think he is?

 

 

 

Im not goin to lvl 44 wildy with full rune on... Bad lure...

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you can get lured by being lunar teled at a request of a drop party in the location that the lunar tele will send you, pretty scary it almost happened to me at my merchanting trial. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jojo3000 is a very expert lurer heres his video, note, the owner clamied that it is real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EthHUwIyXU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heres his video...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvOcFrf1Ro0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and heres his failed lures...

 

 

 

Some people are so naief/stupid.

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i had one guy try to lure me by offering to sell me a whip for 1 mill and telling me that he couldnt move off the wilderness line in edgeville because his kid was sitting on him in rl.

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Some guy said

 

 

 

"ill buy ur what ever.

 

 

 

Umm my comp is lagging can u come 2 me, im between edge and tree sprit."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i go with nothing. I see him alching with about 4 people under him in lvl 1 wildy. He had fury on, with ranger set and is only lvl 78. I tell my friend to come and i lured him to stay there for about 10 min while my friend comes. He kills him and gets about 7m worth of stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, i lured a lurer? lol

 

 

 

nice one ::'

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Don't have any personal stories(Thankfully), but i can say: Telegrab Rules! But I'm kinda wondering why people who are experienced ingame would be stupid enough to bring a rare worth 2gp(To the store), along with millions worth of other items to the very edge of the wildy? You don't have to show off, just bring the rare, and nothing else but enough runes for 1 telegrab...

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I once saw a thread:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Selling Easters 5m each

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Levels 76,77,78 only"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha, lol, what a bunch of idiots...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've not heard much lures... Well, one I thought was a lure but it wasn't.. He said (PM) He was selling a santa for 3m. (I had 3m on me) He said to meet by the bridge in Edge.. I came and said come out of wildy he said no dude... So, finally, he does, and I forgot money, run back and he is on bridge, and he said ty to this guy. I was like WTF? And the other guy said thank you so much dude!!! And showed me a santa. He was like "I just bought for 3m!" I was like oh God... I asked him why he wouldn't leave widly was cause some guy said he'd buy at the abyss spot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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you can get lured by being lunar teled at a request of a drop party in the location that the lunar tele will send you, pretty scary it almost happened to me at my merchanting trial. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something similar happened to me a while back. The lurer would tele you to different places (like fishing guild and port khazard) , claiming that the first person to trade him would get x item...Lame thing about it was that you could see him changing his outfit into black d'hide and potting (drank about 3 doses) before that last tele... :wall:

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I once saw a guy saying:

 

 

 

"All level 50's follow me! I will show you a big treasure in lvl 20 wildy!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was level 63...

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This is real and the stupidity is amazing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was selling full guthix on the official forums and I got a PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lurer:Are you still selling full guthix

 

 

 

Me: Yes

 

 

 

l: Omg can I buy it for 1.5

 

 

 

m:Sure my world your place

 

 

 

l: Ok edge

 

 

 

m:Nvm lurer

 

 

 

l: Whats a lurer

 

 

 

M: Oh sorry I was talking to some-one else ( I wanted to have some fun :wink: )

 

 

 

l: Ok let me hop

 

 

 

Then when he logs on

 

 

 

L: Tell me what a lurer is before we trade

 

 

 

M: It's some-one that brings you into the wildy to trade then kills you

 

 

 

L: Ok I have to go to the bridge to warn people that they might lose there stuff

 

 

 

M: Ok I'll meet you there. ( I grabbed some burnt lobbies and ran over)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So he was sitting in the lvl one wildy saying be careful you might lose your stuff or get scammed.

 

 

 

Then I traded him and guess what! I got snared laughed at them then died :D

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i've got 2 bad lure stories 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lurer:hey can you take me to the wild?

 

 

 

me:no

 

 

 

lurer:aw come on you don't need to bank any items i've got a couple of friends waiting for you in the wild.

 

 

 

me:-.-

 

 

 

I was wearing rune (g) at the time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

second story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my friend was lvl 50 and i'm a lvl 66 i didn't know he was pking the same time i was. and when i come in heres what i saw.

 

 

 

there was a lvl 51 mage and my friend was wearing mith at the time.

 

 

 

after fighting he ran out of lobs and the lurer dropped 20k and a few lobs so he can finish off my friend. note:there was no one else around at the time

 

 

 

lurer:come on don't you want the 20k and the lobs?

 

 

 

friend:yes but your trying to get me into the wild so you can kill me

 

 

 

lurer: but you'll get the lobs before i kill you

 

 

 

lurer:i didn't drop it very far.

 

 

 

now i ran off and went to the money and lobs.

 

 

 

i start walking toward the mage now and when i reach him.

 

 

 

me:thx for the 20k and lobs.

 

 

 

lurer:what! that was for luring that noob so i can kill him.

 

 

 

friend:hey gyro

 

 

 

me: hey (my friends name)

 

 

 

lurer: you two are friends?

 

 

 

me:yup

 

 

 

friend:yup

 

 

 

lurer:i hate you ruining my lure!

 

 

 

then he tele's off

 

 

 

then i give my friend the 20k and lobs

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my favorite lurer story would have to be the time i was merchanting steel bars and i got a pm from a guy who did the usual ploy to get me to edgville. i just said "ok, ill be there shortly" and continued trying to sell my bars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a few seconds later, i get a pm from the same guy saying "ok, hes on his way, make sure your ready to pk him".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in the words of bill engvall: "heres your sign." *insert "dee dee-dee" noise here*

I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads.
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ROFL, you won't believe this. But my best friend lured a abbysal whip like this before:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He had a frog suit on (This is B4 Lumbridge teleport) and he would walk up to somebody a bit higher than him and say "Hey, Im outta teles and I need to go to lumby real quick to meet my friend, can you please kill me". The guy said "No you might kill me" and my friend showed him 500k and said "you will get this if you kill me" the level 85 was like "alright" and they went into wilderness, he was wearing a dragon long and then he said "nice magic level" and attacked my friend with the sword for a second. ROFL I was watching when this happened, he immediately brought out a whip and whipped my friend while saying "this is better than dragon sword"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was laughing soo hard while ben (friend) entangled him and teleblocked, then used claws of guthix+charge and got his whip...He brought tuna and a Dmed, Ben gave me the boots and the longsword =)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, he had a picture. But It isn't working right now, I will have to go to his house and get it, I'll edit when I get back to America and see him again.

meh, I'll go copy and paste signature from other sites when I feel like it lol.

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I once saw a thread:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Selling Easters 5m each

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Levels 76,77,78 only"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha!

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My own lure expierence: (I never lure!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was at my friends home and he was on his pure. We where being busy chilling at the border at the Jolly Bar or so. Then this guy from our level came up and started yelling: Wood Wood! We thought :? We traded him and walked in the wildy quickly. He accepted and walked in the wildy too. We shot once and got him down to 1 hp and he ran out of the wildy.... Then he started to yell: Food Food! He mented that all the time :XD:

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i was selling whip+ torags, and the guy said he was cutting logs to make arrow shafts in edge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i knew it was a lure so i got a friend also my level to attck the person whos gonna attck me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that person safed like a newb, prayed melee, and called me a noob for calling a friend :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and he died and lost whip lol, so i got mystics and my friend got whip and rune and t0ns of runes..

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you can get lured by being lunar teled at a request of a drop party in the location that the lunar tele will send you, pretty scary it almost happened to me at my merchanting trial. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Something similar happened to me a while back. The lurer would tele you to different places (like fishing guild and port khazard) , claiming that the first person to trade him would get x item...Lame thing about it was that you could see him changing his outfit into black d'hide and potting (drank about 3 doses) before that last tele... :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhh: :uhh: :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can proudly claim that I was the first American to get lured on a German Server \'

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you can get lured by being lunar teled at a request of a drop party in the location that the lunar tele will send you, pretty scary it almost happened to me at my merchanting trial. :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jojo3000 is a very expert lurer heres his video, note, the owner clamied that it is real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EthHUwIyXU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heres his video...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvOcFrf1Ro0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and heres his failed lures...

 

 

 

Some people are so naief/stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well who in the world would call jojo300 stupid after thousands of sucessful attempts in luring, hes earned millions by doing this and not a single black mark. hes taking advantage over this rule cause he knows it wont have negative effects in his account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: if your saying it to the victims, i apologize... :oops:

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