dragoonson

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? *Sings Liang Shan Bo Yu Zhu Li Ye*

He cheated.He caved before Jerry did.

Oh Reb,don't be so anal about where your name is. :twisted:

Nah bei...Gan all you foreigners taking away our uniqueness.JK. :twss: Anyway,I avoid swearing in front of my parents or people who can punish me.Excluding my teachers.Last night we had karaoke and I made a comment on how I bastardised the song and had to walk home.It was a Chinese song,so I was forgiven for the comment,since I really did bastardise it.(I only knew how to read the chorus,and went "nanana" on the normal parts

The lyrics in Kamelot's Lost and Damned. "Don't ask why,don't be sad Sometimes we all must alter paths we planned Only try,understand I want to save you from the Lost and Damned" Sexy stuff.

Case A: You slip and completely fall off balance, giving yourself a nice face plant on the concrete floor, amidst a crowd of friends and strangers. What do you do next? "Whoops.Not quite loud enough *do it again,louder*" Case B: You get caught staring at a woman's bust/man's region who you know and are confronted with: "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THERE?" How do you respond? "Because thats where my friend is *point at a stranger in the general direction*" Or if its a male... "I think mine is bigger..." Case C: You're walking in a cinema, and all of a sudden you try to go around an area and stupidly run into a barricade, and a group of teenagers repeatedly point and laugh at you. "Hey,can you not look?I'm trying to take a piss" OR "Stare what stare?" If I think I can take them on. Case D: You're kissing a girl. (Assume this is your first time) Even though they have accepted the notion of love, it is very stiff and un-natural. An awkward silence follows. What do you do or say next? "Do I really suck that bad?" Then do it again.

Vlad was in a helicopter.He was finally out of jail,but not the way he had planned.He stuck his head out the door,hoping none of the zombies could see them.Wait,what was that. Squinting,he saw a zombie,no two.They were about the same level as the helicopter.Then they disappeared,reapparing seconds later,rising to the same height,much closer this time.Hunters!They must have used their enhanced,powerful limbs to jump higher than other zombies! He related this information to his comrades,and they tried to go higher...

What do you do for work? :shock: Pyrotechnics.I accidentally dropped like 10g of sodium (pure) out of its bag.Mythbusters said it can react with moisture in the air?True.It was near where I put my bag and my bag had a little hole in it.Have to buy a new one... Of course anyone who's watched the MacGyver episode knows 10g isn't enough to blow a hole in a wall...When in doubt:C4.

Okay,so y'all know we practically live near all celebrities...When I was in China we were like this close (fingers) to Jay Chou But by the way,we're more like ~45 N-S and ~58 E-W...I remember it from my S.S. textbook in P 6.We had a useless,[bleep]y teacher we hated and on that particular lesson we had a sub.Hawt hawt hawt.

Work out in a way that I don't need equipment or sing... I occasionally walk around naked if I know no-one's coming back soon.That time I was left at my friend's house while he went shopping.I did some snooping in his sister's room...But you know,I don't just do that when I'm alone :lol:

Iron Maiden-Bruce [bleep]inson is good (and needs MOAR cowbell) and I've never heard a word from Judas Priest.

It only makes sense that Bubsa should be back soon...Right?Please? Haha,welcome back.

Just woke up like 15 minutes ago...

Its fine by me,man.Anyway,my girlfriend's doing it for me. :thumbsup: I'll go look for a reference picture,eh?

Imagine something blowing up less than an arms length from your face.Now imagine you're putting your eye as close to the thing as possible.Everyday I work is terrifying for me.I'm just so used to it now.

Yesterday-Tried to steal magnesium to play with.

Try touch-typing.The letters in QWERTY are already arranged so you're used to it.Its okay to make mistakes too,as long as ur sntce s till lgble.After a while you should be able to type without looking at your keyboard.Just takes some getting used to.

I say let him free,spray him in the face with mace (MACE-In yo' face!) and tell him to "go be fat somewhere else". Though...You could feed him McDonalds everyday till he gets cancer or something.

Band:NightWish Album:Angels Fall First Still my favorite:Nope,when Once came out...That was epic. Then you know,DPP.But I'd consider them "different" with Anette.I prefer Tarja,but Anette's still good.

B.That is my final answer,may I have my million?Didn't even need 50/50!JK. But seriously,I don't get much respect,since I'm in the top class and thats not "gangster" enough.B's the closest to what I am.Like if my friend is "hong gan" to them,I leave him to die.But if they come to find him I will protect him like a dog.C...I dunno used to apply,I'd guess...Mainly because my friend was the one being a bastard and being his friend made me a bastard.Ah good ole days of primary 4.

Some guys were trolling her I believe,and the mods (sorry) didn't do anything...So she's not coming back. God.I guess I like...Necro?Both of you... Erm Nadril,Darkrick and...Forgot his name =P Cadbury if it means anything...I remember you (if only for being banned when I joined)

Series or setting?If series go for those written by my favorite authors.See above =P I've not played that campaign setting in ages.Is it allowable to do so?Then we could use the pre-existing DragonLance characters...? I'd call dibs on Raistlin Majere...And Tanis Half-Elven.

wow, who do you think you are? Nadril. May not look like it,but its actually a legit reason.In all seriousness. Well,he is Nadril :lol:

I have a great reputation to have a poker face when being hustled.Then I beat up those who bully my friends. Great fun playing with people's opinions of me,though it does get boring with the stares.

Book:Quite possible the Portrait of Dorain Gray.Though I haven't read it in a while,so my opinion may have changed Series:DragonLance Chronicles Author:Tracy Hickman and Margaret Weiss Genre:Fantasy Color!?:I say hot pink,but anything monochrome is nice. Ni!Whom!Ping!Monty Python and the Holy Grail ftw