Heres what I did with a help of 26 other people. I dressed up as Hitler (with a fake mustache), the rest of the guys/girls dressed up as some random Nazis fully equipped with swastikas on their shoulders. So we all walked into the mall, all the way to the food court where I bought a number 1 from McDonald's. When I sat down with the rest of the people around me, one of them set up random map in front of me. At this point even the security began to look suspicious. We started to discuss battle tactics in a [developmentally delayed]ed accent. It went like this: Me: Where are the tanks? Guy 1: What tanks sir? Me: My tanks... the ones that are supposed to stop the invasion of Normandy. Guy 2: Invasion of what? Me: NORMANDY YOU BASTARD! WHERE THE [bleep] ARE MY TANKS!!! Guy 1: Um..there are....no tanks sir... At this point I take my hand an swipe all the food off the table, and turn the table over. Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO TANKS YOU [bleep]! THEYRE COMING YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE [bleep]ING COMING! DO YOU NOT CARE FOR THE SUPREME RACE!?!?!?!!? *everyone backs away* Guy 1: but sir... you didn't- Me: WERE ALL GOING TO [bleep]ING DIE NOW! WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING STOP THE INVASION ON NORMANDY!? WERE ALL [bleep]ING SCREWED!!!! Then I stormed out of the mall with everyone following me. We had someone record the whole thing. no it really didn't happen, but it would be great if it did.