Mr_Putter

Secondary fire goes way back. Almost all the guns in Dark Forces (1994) had it. Perfect Dark looks alright, all my friends got it because there wasn't much else. We used to play Goldeneye though back in the day. I don't think I ever played Perfect Dark. But I do think it's funny that all the developers left :P .

Madagascar. Meh, it had a few good gags, but too me it was basically a movie built around the penguins and their hilarious antics. But they needed a base story, so they made another story sans pengins. A few laughers, lots of allusion to grow'd-up movies (American Beauty of note), and it was a fair animated pic (better than Shrek 2, Nemo, Monsters Inc., not as good as Toy Story, Incredibles IMO). Next time, more pengins plz.

Well, it mad improves on games. Both GTA: Vice City, and GTA: San Andreas were made HIGHLY memorable, a lot of which can be attributed to their killed soundtracks. If I hear any songs from any of those games, I know it right away and am excited. Other games...Especially Warcraft III: Frozen Throne, this is better than most movie soundtracks... Plus any Star Wars game, whether they use the Star Wars theme, or just work off of it (KOTR worked off the main ideas, and made for an amazing soundtrack) is bound to have good music. Many other games it just works as something to keep from it being completely silent. You rarely (if ever) have one that ruins a game.

Lol, that's a good one. Because then as they try to figure it out, and they can't, you can be like "OMG, I can't believe you don't know the sound of my voice!!! I'm never talking to you again EVAR!!! Then hang up, and they will be all confused and they won't know who won't ever talk to them again.

Its not your speakers, much of the audio is inaudible anyway. It doesn't help that the maker keeps shooting. It's kinda funny that the lips move on the guy. I can't believe that mother takes that much crap from her kid, she obviously isn't disiplining him, that's the stupidist kid I've ever seen. That family needs some help, the kid needs to get off the video games, cuz he's gonna be in jail soon enough.

I watched the Skeleton Key, it was pretty good, but kinda slow. Kinda neat ending, which was kinda a twist, and was pretty neato. Decent movie I guess. 7/10.

Rank: 1. Simpsons 2. Family Guy 3. Futurama 4. King of the Hill 5. South Park I donno, I find the top 4 quite funny, KotH only occassionally, but I donno, South Park just isn't funny to me at all. It has a good joke or two sometimes, but often it's very unfunny.

Before. The 300th episode was terrible. That was the one where Homer fought Tony Hawk on flying skateboards, if my memory is correct. I thought was good :? . I accept your opinion, but here's why I think it was bad: It had everything that was wrong with The Simpsons rapped into an operhyped episode (because it was the 300th). For example, the reason it's become so bad is because: They have way to many celebrity guests, they leave Spingfield too much, they add random, 1 episode characters when they already have so many to work with that we already know about and can be built on, and finally, it's just plain stupid to have magic-like stuff. That's what made The Simpsons good, is that it didn't have to rely on stupid humor, and it could put in subtle jokes, and mad allusion and inside jokes. It didn't need stupid crap that would never happen. And you'll notice that all those factors have significantly in the last few years. You pretty much can't go a new episode without having a guest, or a celebrity in it.

The original NFS series is far superior IMO. NFS3: Hot Pursuit and 4: High Stakes are THE best racing games of all time IMHO. Porshe unleashed was alright too I guess.

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Before. The 300th episode was terrible. That was the one where Homer fought Tony Hawk on flying skateboards, if my memory is correct.

I read that a few months ago, I heard they might even make several (sorry if that's in the article, I don't feel like reading it.) But yea, it's definately downhill, and I think that they should just finish this season, attempt a bang, and then let it become legend instead of slowly commiting comedic suicide.

Jackson is NOT directing. He's executive producer. And also, Halo has a bad story compared to many other games, and also, I think anyone who cares probably already knew about this.

Where do you go to prison? I seem to get a different impression of what life in prison is like :? TBH most public schools I have visited have worse facities than most jails. Even the immigration detention centers are better than most and we've had illegals burning them down saying they're cabbage :roll: It really depends; I agree and disagree. Since you're not going to fight, it doesn't really matter, but I might as well say this for others. If you go to a provincial jail, or in words for other countries, the kind of jail for lower offences (under 2 years here, I'm not sure on other countries) they are quite nice. In fact, there was a rich person, Colin Thatcher I believe his name was (I think the Premier of a Province) went to Ferndale Prison in BC. Not only is it on the coast of the Pacific, but it also has it's own 9 hole golf course, and Colin Thatcher even got them to bring his horse in so he could ride it. That's minimum security for ya. Of course once the public got heed of this, they took his horsey away. He must have been crushed. However, once you get up to the Federal Jails, things are a lot different. There's so much violence between inmates, it hardly matters what luxuries they have (and that's very few), they get beat up by each other and occassionally guards, and there's a whole prison heirarchy, whereby child molesters ("diddlers"), sex offenders, and rats are often beaten and occassionally killed in jail [you just never hear about it]. Of course 'macho' crimes like cop-killing and armed robbery are doing all these actions and are relatively safe from others. There's no internet here, no comfort really. Dangerous Offenders ( the worst of the worst) get a 2.5m by 3m cell that they are in 23 hours a day. And don't get me started on American prisons down in the desert, where half of them have to sleep in piping hot tents and then go out in their tough labour work crews. Of course, this does have relevancy to the topic. Since it is kind of fitting to coop someone up in a tiny box, but also kind of a waste of everything involved. Sometimes I think they should just let Paul Bernardo (Canadian Dangerous Offender, raped and killed young women while his wife watched on and filmed) or other similar people (of extreme heinousness) out into the regular prison population. They would get killed in a week, because other people in jail particularly hate sex offenders and child molesters (as I said earlier). This is because while they're in jail, they don't want their wife/child/girlfriend etc. getting sexually assaulted or killed, while they're inside and unable to protect.. As for murders...Single murderers could probably do with a life time to think it over in a cold, stone box. But serial rapists, murder/rapist hybrids, etc, I think it could work. Wouldn't putting them in with the regular inmates be enough? They'd be dead soon enough, no need for an investigation, and it wouldn't cost them a penny extra to run a Capital punishment case. Then the government/jail people could just say that "Oh we didn't know". End of story.

Gratz! I won a mountain bike once too. The only thing of any value I ever won (I think it was $275 CDN.) Bikes rule!

Just for fun I checked this one out in my dream encyclopedia. Apparently, your pregnant with twins. I'm pregnant!?! Cuz I can NOT afford to get prgnant right now.

That's scary. I also had a series of dreams (I can't remeber how many, but it was a few) involving Power Rangers-esque stuff :|. Me and my brother hid under the deck, and then that evil witch from the Power Rangers TV show (was it Rita here name? I can't remember). Anyways, I could see her and the "putties" but all I had to arm myself was a bubble-gun, and so I didn't ever fight. I just hid. Every time. Maybe the creators of Power Rangers are brainwashing us. Or were. I of course don't watch it anymore...No of course, that would be silly. No way. *looks nervous and runs off*

Mine was...For some reason I was sneaking into some high security base for some documents...I can't remember why, or where, but I remember there was a samurai sword fight, but this isn't the wierd part. I escaped in a van (what the hell - my dreams are so uncool...have to escape in a blasted van), and I was cruising down the highway, and there was all these cows all over the road, so I just started driving through the lot of them, and suddenly my van (nice) turned into a cow suit, and suddenly I wasn't a guy driving a van, I was a guy in a cow suit running on all fours...Weird.

I got 41 :\. I got up to about 200ish, then just started mashing the keyboard. Didn't know you couldn't do that. Then I noticed my score, and got frustrated and left.

I plan on becoming a Jedi. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. Chappelle's Show btw As you can see, I have thought this through thoroughly.

I watched Zoolander and Mean Girls...Just average teen movies. I also watched Shawshank Redeption, it never loses it's touch. Tonight I may watch The War of the Worlds. I'll have to see.

Another example of people getting way to much credit. Such as Tarantino with "Hero". The credit's didn't even read his name, other than as presenter, but people gave him lots of undue credit. Not that he's bad or anything. 8)

Arthouse is like those foreign/indie/low-budget films that you never here about on TV, and is considered (atleast by the people who view them) to be upper-class, high-culture films, and then they discuss it. It includes a lot more imagery, and expression, while having (usually) lesser amounts of story (though not always). This interests me slightly, except that with such low budget's often the movie makers cannot portray their true ideas, because they simply don't have the money. However, this is also good, because it prevents high-budget-no-thinking films to be made. I've seen very few arthouse movies, normally old-school ones that they show on TV, as the closest arthouse theatre as far as I know is a town over, and the only rental place (that also has regular movies) is across town, and I can't drive, and also have not that much interest.

I would say that I'm sorta for it. There's about a dozen "Dangerous Offenders" in the bottom of Kingston Federal Penitentiary in Ontario. This includes Paul Bernardo who has raped and murdered young women, and videotapes himself in the act, and Clifford Olsen, a serial killer. They will never get out on parole, so what's the point? I can see how it's nice to make them waste there lives, and its almost like torture, but wouldn't it save some tax payer money (it's something like 70 000 dollars a year to keep a Dangerous Offender in their cell...There's something like 350 in Canada [these are not exact numbers]). That adds up. And it's not like they are taking much joy from being in there, nor are the families of the people who got killed. It's kinda wrong to kill, but it might just be better. But for 99.9% of cases, capital punishment is wrong.

I think Donnie Darko is hilarious. I almost died I was laughing so hard cuz he wouldn't kiss him, because there was that fat guy in a red jumpsuit standing over a little ways away smoking and watching. That's hilarious!!! And also, what he told her to do with the card, that fat Asian girl, and all the things they said to that loser guy when he came to their auditorium. I thought it was funny. Not the funniest ever (see my other post) but for an apparently non-comedy movie it was pretty funny.