megakiller32

Am i the only person who has noticed and made note here that you put TREAD not thread?

I like it, what effects did you use for it?

According to people i know, i should be a stand-up comedian. My comedy doesn't translate well over the internet, because its one of those things you need to hear and see for it to be funny; i'm improvisational, i make everyday things funny. But i can't perform off the top of my head.

I feel better with around 6 hours sleep :shock: But normally around 8, on weekends 9-10. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

What the hell kinda book was this?! Maybe someone slipped some drugs into your food or something, because this sounds like an effect of drug taking. Another thing, the only thing i can really suggest, is see a psychiatrist. Im being serious, those guys can help anyone with anything.

You missed out the PC, but i too have to choose the N64.

OH NO. This topic has the word rape in, soon turtlefemm will be here to lock it deeming it too mature content for tip.it to discuss intelligently! I know i'm being hippocritical, however i'm still upset about the funny pictures thread and this "project offtopic" business.

Alot funnier. Though that guy who explained what the joke is screamed "Family Guy reference" to me. Funny, cause when i was drawing them i based him a little bit on the Mexican guy who taught Peter sarcasm \ It's funnier if you read it in his accent, and for Lenin, yeah thats a good one, but you need a character like this to say it: I would have imagined it differently if you didnt say old chap :P Hell, if people like these i might even make a few more? What do clouds wear under thier clothes? THUNDERWEAR!! OMFG TEH LULZ!1!!1!! Edit: Yup, i did it again, another genius comedy moment by yours sincerely. \

This project offtopic thing is bogus, ridiculous and stupid. You'll probably ban me or something, but screw you.

Here's your edit Zoov, i did two, one with a red glow and one which is just darker like you requested. http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7229/zoovavatarredcopyvk3.png Or http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5905/zoovavatarrededitbluay3.png Okay, sarge here is yours, and although it looks like i've made hundreds, the difference is the layer properties of one layer :thumbsup: So pick whichever one you like best or all of them if you want :P [hide=All of the versions] [/hide] I like the 3rd, 5th and 6th one but it's up to you :thumbsup:

Good god. Never, ever in my entire life, have i actually seen something which i have thought was cute. I didn't know what to see something cute felt like until now. Thank you, seriously, those are really really cute :

I wonder if my new comics are funnier then his? I even explained every joke for you, so it is funnier :thumbsup: Now what else can i do to be funnier? I KNO, SPEEK L33TSP34K? i hope people know the above is all sarcastic.... They must be funnier then the original ones :thumbsup:

Why can't we have a "mature topic forum"? Because, yes, there are a load of trolls, morons, and idiots who take any excuse to burst out about boobies and penises, but there are alot of other intelligent mature people, who would actually like to discuss things with some trudging into the R region. I still think it's stupid that a mod can come in now of all times, and say "THATS NOT ALLOWED CAUSE WE SAY SO." Yes, sure the 'ever caught them?' topic was pathetic, but it kepts the pathetic idiots who love sexual-rated stuff in one small, containable hovel. The funny pictures thread, was fine in my opinion, if people don't like it, then there happens to be a load of other topics on the forums :roll: Thats just my opinion, and i think its stupid whats happened, it didn't bother me, and i'm still wondering who these offtopic regulars were who are now "afraid to set foot into offtopic."

Well i finished it, but i don't think its that good and i don't know how i can improve it :| Avatars are slightly harder for me because the space i have to work in is tiny...But here it is. Use it if you like, and here it is. [img=http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7387/zoovavatarcopyze7.png]

Looks interesting, i like his basic idea, and this will probably be a cult phenomenon, maybe even a smash hit phenomenon :shock:

Good work, and nicely done :thumbsup: Although no real pics are allowed on the forums, i hope a mod makes an exception here, because thats impressive. :D

The Horror. The Horror.

I know its difficult, the amount of bullying i received when i was younger, by immature failures and [developmentally delayed]s, because my name is Gabriel, therefore these morons said my name just to emphasise the "Gay" part. Because i was young it was really annoying, and the tutor also, did absolute bugger all. So it kept going, until i turned around, and punched someone in the face thus breaking thier nose. And more recently, some stupid [bleep]tard spent almost all day when i was at my friends house making anti-semitic jokes, and being jewish and all, i found this to get extremely offensive. I asked numerous times why he was doing it, its not funny etc, and warned him, proper warning saying i'd do something on the third time. On the second time, my friend pointed out to him, that time i broke someones nose, so he didnt believe me, pushed the boundary, and knowing Karate etc i taught him a valuable lesson about racism. I'm not a doctor, but lets just say this guy has problems urinating for atleast a week. Anyway, back to the main point, theres ignoring them until they stop, and rise above it, and ignoring thier existence entirely. The second one works, the first one does not.

Actually you know, i think it was on the old "Funny pictures thread" where there way a guy protesting with "BOYCOTT CHINA '08" and there were arrows pointing to everything saying "made in china". So if you dont like thier human rights, its difficult to protest considering china are probably the world largest exporters of goods.

Or someone cuts it down with a gun, Crysis style. Or knifes it down Bad Company style. Or asks you relatively politely to stop shooting my allies and if you wouldn't mind to silence thier gun, it's hurting my ears, both in a way where you can't refuse; old-age pensioner style.

As you may know, the olympics in Beijing begin very, very soon. However, alot of controversy is surrounding them due to China's human rights, and some people are boycotting it because of this. Others are saying its the biggest political misuse of the olympics since 1932 berlin, and its all for propaganda and stunt purposes. Also i saw an episode of Panorama earlier, which revealed China funding the sudanese government and thier involvement in Darfur, but thats another story. So i was wondering, where everybody else stands in the boycotting/non-boycotting thing of the olympics. I myself will watch a little, because i love the olympics, but i feel i should be boycotting because i like human rights. and i'm sure other people like human rights. But anyway, i'll meet halfway, watch only the Paralympics, which get an unfortunately small amount of news coverage. (Because the paralypics are AMAZING, truly awe-inspiring what people can acheive.)

Yes. That is all.

earlier i was talking to a girl on msn, and i'm slightly interested but not willing to admit it to her incase i get horribly rejected. But antway, towards the ened of the conversation, she asked something along the lines of "if you had to choose someone in our class to go out with, who would it be?" so as i stated earlier, i didnt say her, for the reason above. However, i'm just wondering if this is a sign whether she was interested or not? :?

quick question, what does Fc'ed stand for?

My parents insisted i have a phone, despite me NEVER using it, always leaving it off and and home. Its a piece of useless crap. They insist i have it incase they need to get hold of me or contact me or vice versa, however i can perfectly fend for myself, or atleast run, very very fast :shock: