Interesting idea, I think the sporadicness would be a bit too hard to program. Lets say it would hit 10 times in 16 seconds(and dagger is 9, just pretending) maybe rapier hits twice at 3.2, twice at 6.4, 9.6, 12.8, 16. So if im getting you right it will be something like a darkbow for melee? not at all while it would be hitting two shots at a time, this would be a very fast but weak weapon. what i meant with darkbow is just hitting 2 splashes at a time, not mimicing the slowness of it.