Azvareth

Why are you so certain they're doing that? Don't go around shoving it in other peoples' faces you jerk. And you're obviously oblivious to common sauna etiquette, which also applies to public showers: avoid eye-to-eye contact (hurr) like the goddamn plague. Also, you're gross.

You know the one I mean. The kid who would never shower after gym class, or the one who was caught looking at furry porn in the library. These stories are usually amusing, or at least entertaining. I'll kick things off. Conny (7-9th grade): Now, Conny was actually a genuinely nice and a pretty bright guy... but man was his personal hygiene terrible. He smelled both of old sweat and... a faint hint of excrement (seriously). He would usually come to school wearing this bright green shirt that you wear while playing paintball, and although he did shower after gym class, it did not improve his odour at all. He also spent a lot of his free time designing board games on A4 papers during lunch breaks and any free time he had. In addition, even though he lived in the suburb, they had several hens at their house. I know for a fact they ate the eggs -- but I also suspect they ate the hens, because he would go into great detail explaining how hens act when you chop off their heads with an axe. But, in all fairness, this guy's story is pretty damn sad, and I don't think he could do much about the situation. His mother hung herself when he was in 4th grade. His father grew depressed and started drinking a lot, and the family was pretty big (4 or 5 kids) so they didn't have a lot of money. I haven't seen him since the end of 9th grade, but I really believe things have worked out better for him since then. He wanted to become a chef, and actually got a part-time job at some restaurant the last month of school. Aleksandr (all through high school): Aleksandr comes from Russia. He was an extremely bright guy: he had lived in Sweden for 4 years and spoke fluent Swedish, and he was a wiz at programming (he'd written his own 3D Engine at age 14). But Aleksandr was also a very impulsive guy. He tried bringing beer into school, smoked marijuana on at least one occasion inside the premise. And... oh yeah, a bunch of us sat in a group study room just talking once, and Aleksandr suddenly gets up and says he needs to use the bathroom; he then goes to the nearest trash bin and urinates in it. That was fun. Oh and during our very first English lesson... like maybe just 2 or 3 days after school had started (nobody in the class knew eachother back then, so you usually want to make a good first impression, right?), well, we were divided into two pairs and we were given a number of topics to discuss. I ended up together with him, and he casually placed his feet on the table and leaned back... - Did I mention he wore fotballshoes that looked like they had been spray-painted with gold-coloured spray? Well, anyway, I don't remember what the questions were exactly, but the first one was something about a mother and a car crash... and how we would handle it. Well, Aleksandr says that he would "[bleep] that [bleep]"... and then promptly "[bleep]" everybody else. This was his response to each topic respectively... he would "[bleep]" everybody. I just sorta stared at him. But it turns out that he was actually a pretty cool guy most of the time, except when he felt obliged to follow his bat-[cabbage] crazy impulses, which often got him into trouble. He didn't have tourette's or anything, btw, just severely lacking the ability to think ideas through before acting upon them. He would also randomly approach girls on the street/subway and ask them if they wanted to have sex with him. Now, bear in mind, this is in Sweden, where approaching strangers on the street for any reason whatsoever is frowned upon. The only acceptable exception being when you are intoxicated. He ended up hooking up with the girl who was the cashier in our school's cafeteria, who also was Russian. She was fired though because she kept stealing money from the cashbox or something. Last I heard, Aleksandr now studies at one of the best universities in Sweden. Your turn!

Angizia - Eine Ungelebte Stunde, 1941 I'm really starting to get into this band, eventhough a lot of their songs are sort of terrifying.

I'll be 20 in November.

Tesla - Games People Play.

so, you copied my post, changed some words, and thought you are funny? :ugeek: It's pretty funny, dude. edit: gimme some viking pop.

Especially since none of the mods like that forum even a little, they just made it to stop people from posting anime crap in the other forums.

Frankly, the 13 year olds mostly stuck to Fark. The pedo thing was correct 6 years ago..., thanks to ADTRW. Ah, glorious forum drama.

Actually you're right. A lot of people who are banned from SA tend to be *channers. What's your point? :P

4chan: the home of closet-pedophiles and 13 year olds posting the same tired jokes over and over.

Why are you talking about an Internet messageboard like you would a real person.

Honestly, I'm not a big fan of it. Not at all liking where the name of the poster is located, nor the "online/offline" thing (it's a stupid feature). I also think there should be more contrast between the thread/subforum links and the text beneath. Everything else looks nice though, I just think there are some aesthetic choices that I'd like to see changed. Will all skins installed follow the same layout/design?

To be honest, not a lot of people here seem to be very interested in this whole thing. :) And the few who are, are probably better off going to places like enturbulation.org. No offense meant, but it feels awkward to keep on updating when most people aren't interested, and in doing so I'm just clogging up the first page. edit: okay that smiley is doing it wrong.

Texas.

Black Stone Cherry - Crosstown Woman.

The only thing that's slightly annoying is how the names are below the avatars... and if you're a staff member it's normal avatar > name > staff avatar. But I guess that will be fixed later on (right?). But overall I like phpBB3 better; more options and features and it looks a lot better.

Just check the SA thread, or better yet, go to the enturbulation.org forums. That's where I got all the links and such.

I tip my hat off to you, good sir. Mine: Vocals: Phil Mogg. Lead/rhythm guitar and vocals: Gary Moore. Lead/rhythm guitar: Michael Schenker. Bass: Roger Glover. Drums: Ginger Baker.

The Force: Unleashed (here's hoping it comes to PC) GTA IV World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Spore Assassin's Creed

I probably wouldn't be as lazy and I wouldn't procrastinate as much - but on the other hand my English wouldn't be 10% of what it is today. I'd also probably be much less argumentative.

Actually, I find it pretty interesting and I would probably look through most lists. :P Or rather, I would as long as it is neatly done and not just 20 seperate screenshots of the person's entire music folder. But what the OP did is good enough. :) What program did you use for that list, OP?

Israel Kamakawiwo Ole' - Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Could wake up to that song for the rest of my life and I'd still love it. Also, UFO - Rock Bottom.

Wow, tell me more.

First: Nightwish, Lordi Second: Megadeth, Diamond Head Third: Hammerfall, Stratovarius and some other band... Chakra or something? Fourth: Iron Maiden, In Flames Fifth: Sonata Arctica and a crappy supportband Sixth: Iron Maiden, Trivium Seventh: Saxon, Masterplan, Hellfueled (caught a drumstick!) I've also seen my friends' band a number of times and plenty of other "amateur" bands. Concerts I've missed: Hammerfall because I was sick. Rolling Stones because Keith Richards is [cabbage]ty at climbing trees. Next: I might see Megadeth again in feb, and me and some other friends are planning to go to Sweden Rock Festival. The lineup easily beats any other festival this year, and they haven't even released the entire list yet.

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin I Pantera - Cowboys From Hell Ozzy Osbourne - Blizzard of Oz Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak Roky Erickson & The Aliens - The Evil One Judas Priest - Painkiller Megadeth - Rust In Piece Iron Maiden - The Number of The Beast Deep Purple - Machine Head Rainbow - Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow Enslavement of Beauty - Dainty Delusive Dolls Freedom Call - Crystal Empire Tool - Aenima Porcupine Tree - Voyage 34 The Complete Trip