March 14, 200719 yr It's been gettign really out of hand nowadays, everywhere I turn I see someone wanting to insult my mother. It's really annoying, and 99.9% of the time unoriginal and lame. Like today, I had over 10 momma jokes from friends, such as: Me: "Dude, I can't stand my writing teacher!" Friend: "I can't stand your mother, LOLOL!" Me:"I got a B on my math test" Friend: "I gave your mom a B last night, LAWL!!" (That one didn't even make any sense -.- ...) Me:"Did you see that fade away I just did?" Friend: "No, but I saw your momma's bing ol' stomach, ROFL, LMAO!!!" I guess they probably don't sound like very good friends, but I hang out with all the kids who mess around and like telling jokes (Wether they're funny or not -.-), so I know they're just playing. So, what do you think about these jokes? Are they funny (No)? Clever (No)? Or do you think they're annoying (Yes!)? Gimmie feedback.
March 14, 200719 yr It's sort of the same way with the "that's what she said" stuff lately. I like it on the office but now it's starting to get a little annoying. It takes absolutely no creativity to do one of these. All you have to do is wait for about 5 seconds for a "it's wet out" followed by "that's what she said!"
March 14, 200719 yr If you start finding them annoying, ignore it. Or you can just throw a 'yo momma' joke their way in retaliation. Don't go: "*** * ****** *** **** ****!!!".
March 14, 200719 yr The ignore approach is your friend :) Just ignore them. Or just look at them weird like "What are you on about?" ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
March 14, 200719 yr Just remember, sharp/hard objects are your friends! It was what I relied on in time of need during yo mumma jokes a year or two back. :wink:
March 14, 200719 yr Just remember, sharp/hard objects are your friends! It was what I relied on in time of need during yo mumma jokes a year or two back. :wink: I might try that :) Nah but that might land you in some deep trouble :-s ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
March 14, 200719 yr How old are you? Yo mamma jokes became unfunny about 10 years ago Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
March 14, 200719 yr The joke that Squeek says in BASEketball is quite funny tho. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
March 14, 200719 yr How old are you? Yo mamma jokes became unfunny about 10 years ago Exactly, get better friends.
March 14, 200719 yr Just tell them it bothers you. ;P If you joke around with these guys, and then suddenly start ignoring them, it'll be kind of odd. I suggest just telling them to shutup. It's what I did when my friend spoke everything in a Borat kind of way. It's also what my friends did when I kept making "Mo' like" jokes. Friend: That sucks dude. Me: Mo' like, it sucks COW. OHHHH Friend: Shutup. ;P It really has
March 14, 200719 yr The joke that Squeek says in BASEketball is quite funny tho. ... I guess that's why she didn't move around alot. La lune ne garde aucune rancune.
March 14, 200719 yr How old are you? Yo mamma jokes became unfunny about 10 years ago The problem is, thats probably where you live. Here in my city, Mom jokes just started about 2 years ago, and they dont let down. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
March 14, 200719 yr How old are you? Yo mamma jokes became unfunny about 10 years ago Unfunny???? When were they funny? THey always made the person who used them look like a [bleep] ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002
March 14, 200719 yr lol 5 individual people quoting me in one thread :D Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
March 14, 200719 yr lol 5 individual people quoting me in one thread :DThat's because it's the truth. "Yo Momma" jokes lasted about 2 weeks in my high school before no one gave a [cabbage] about them anymore. And those who kept them going always got "good stuff mate..... :uhh:" repsonses from everyone.
March 14, 200719 yr If you don't like them, just ignore them. My friends and I say them a lot, but just because we know they're lame. Seriously, don't let people get to you that way. Otherwise you're going to be living a very pissed off life. :P
March 14, 200719 yr Well you shoulden't exactly going around announcing your grades when no one gives a flying.... Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
March 14, 200719 yr just nod your head and said 'Damn straight' and watch them get confused :) Deviant Art Account2 Signatures | 6 Photographs | 1 Other
March 14, 200719 yr Yo mom's gonna do the unspeakable. ^Worst and laziest form of 'yo momma' comebacks. Me doing staff.
March 14, 200719 yr For my friends, those jokes are only funny when THEY say it. If they insult me and I retaliate with a mamma joke, they say "hah dude thats the only insult you know" and then go on and say the wexact insult they told me the first time [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
March 14, 200719 yr Yo mommas gonna do the unspeakable 8-) nah jk :P I joke around saying yo momma jokes with me friends sometimes, but I could never stand someone doing them frequently, and they're mostly from whites trying to be black \
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