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Since 2004 Jagex releases an item as a joke into the game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lets look back at some history, shall we? A lot of people beg and whine about some things that just won't happen so Jagex releases another item similar to that as a joke on April 1st. Diango in Draynor sells these items.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some items in the past are Dragon Plates. But the joke is that it is not armor but just a spinning plate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another item was the horse. A lot of people begged for horses for transportation like World of Warcraft but it was just a toy horse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what do you think this year's item will be?

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there was no item of 2006 ;(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just suprise us :wink:

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Yup, here's 2 quotes from the KB:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diango, the legendary toyseller himself, offers what may be the most desirable merchandise in the whole of RuneScape: horses and dragon plates. The wise adventurer knows to look to Diango for visions of what the gods intend for their world (or, perhaps, to understand the gods' sense of humour).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diango is something of a legend in RuneScape, as his salesmanship is only surpassed by how excited adventurers become when they hear about his wares.

 

 

 

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Anyways... Maybe summonable toy monsters, High level quest board games... Toy MSB with fake double spec...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They give us (No offense) crappy updates, then they rub salt in the wound... -.-

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^^^^^^ good finds, and I do find it funny how ppl do get excited when they herd about dragon plates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I remember when I asked Diango about his plates, he said pirates stole some thinking that they were dragon plate armor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say we will get a fake range update (unlimited msb spcial that can hit players like rubber chicken plox)

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^^^^^^ good finds, and I do find it funny how ppl do get excited when they herd about dragon plates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I remember when I asked Diango about his plates, he said pirates stole some thinking that they were dragon plate armor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say we will get a fake range update (unlimited msb spcial that can hit players like rubber chicken plox)

 

 

 

It would be funny if they released a REAL spec for one day, then said "oops" and withdrew it the next day

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I don't think Jagex will be pulling any more jokes out.

 

 

 

There was a time when this would actually be taken as a joke but now people are greedy and just want things.

 

 

 

Lets just say Jagex do put in, 'A trimmed sword' but is actually a swordfish, the rants forum would go wild with 'You lied to me Jagex, I'm quitting' threads.

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there was no item of 2006 ;(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was no item.. but there was that little joke between Jagex and Bungie. That had my hopes up, then I remembered it was April Fool's Day. #-o

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I loved the dragon plate one :lol:

 

 

 

Would be fun if Jagex released more fun items, because, well, they'r fun :P

 

 

 

But it's Easter soon too, so I'm not sure if they can combine the two :( :-k

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^^^^^^ good finds, and I do find it funny how ppl do get excited when they herd about dragon plates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I remember when I asked Diango about his plates, he said pirates stole some thinking that they were dragon plate armor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say we will get a fake range update (unlimited msb spcial that can hit players like rubber chicken plox)

 

 

 

It would be funny if they released a REAL spec for one day, then said "oops" and withdrew it the next day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would make pking fun for us rangers for a day. 8-)

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probly something with a dragon pickaxe

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Nah, everyone has got it wrong. April Fools involves me being made a Jagex Mod and causing massive havoc around RuneScape. It also involves the release of TzTok-Jad on World 1, Varrock West Bank. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I doubt anything will happen. Possibly a dragon pickaxe, but to our shock and horror we discover it is a rubber version.

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I don't think Jagex will be pulling any more jokes out.

 

 

 

There was a time when this would actually be taken as a joke but now people are greedy and just want things.

 

 

 

Lets just say Jagex do put in, 'A trimmed sword' but is actually a swordfish, the rants forum would go wild with 'You lied to me Jagex, I'm quitting' threads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell me about it, these days all people want is easy way to do anything, and forget all about the fun.

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Haven't seen any new 'jokes' no one has, with all the new updates as far as the german beta and sound system I doubt they will have enough time to put a joke into the game this year either unless they make it a priority, but don't be let down 'bout it just wait fer Easter mmkay?

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hmm lets see

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i liked the dragon pic idea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im trying to think up some other ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fake new crystal items maybe

 

 

 

fake ancient armor, maybe selling "ancient armor" and it would just be old and rusted

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