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Questions you are constantly asked?

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How did you lose your cell phone again?

 

 

 

Answer: I didnt lose it. I just cant find it at the moment.

 

 

 

Their reply: :roll:

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the worst question anyone can ask you is

 

 

 

"Did you get a haircut"

 

 

 

i mean CMON YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF, DO U REALLY HAVE TO ASK

 

wen im annoyed i just say no, it just grew like that

 

 

 

haha i always tell them no, it just shrank in the shower

Look its rob!

 

1. Do you tan? (this was during soccer season) and all the time now after..

 

ANSWER: No, i play out side a lot. and i think being semi Mexiasian helps.

 

but no fake N bake for me...

 

 

 

I'm asked that occasionally.. I'm really tan so I suppose that's why. Yes, I do tan but most of my tan is from being outside. I'm red right now from working outside all day. But tanning feels great, especially on a cold day <3:

 

I've got a slight soccer tan... but it's always just around the knees and on the upper side of the forearms >_<. Literally, one half of my arm is intensly tan, and the other half is as pale as snow.

 

 

 

Well, 1/4th of my arms are tan anyways. Upper arm doesn't get a tan, thanks to the fact that I wear a jersey :-k .

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Question:Are you two twins, you don't look the same?

 

 

 

Answer:Yes, we're fortunal

 

 

 

Question: What's that?

 

 

 

I just kill myself there>.>

these girl in my math class: what are we doing in history answer: the same thing we always do.... take notes while the teachers show us a powerpoint for 3 days, watch a movie on the subject, read out of the book on the subject, to the questions on the subject, do a crossword puzzle on the vocabulary for that subject, take a test on that suject. each things takes one day and they STILL havent figured out the pattern since school started....

 

 

 

the 100% pure bred mexicans at our school: you know your disgracing the black race? my answer: yeah like your making yours any better -.-

 

 

 

BTW i am black for people who dont know

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Why is your hair curly.... why do you have rosy cheeks.... does that mean?

 

 

 

Answer: I was born with curly hair, and i look stupid with short hair that is straight. I have rosy cheeks cause i was born that way, and no, neither of these things mean im gay.

 

 

 

It [bleep]ing bugs me how people automatically thing that since i like my hair long and curly and im a guy, it makes me gay. They think that THE FACT THAT I HAVE ROSY CHEEKS makes me gay. WTF

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Your Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!

"If you're a psychologist what am I thinking right now"

 

 

 

I'm not a f*cking psychic medium :lol:

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

Okay, my friend just asked me on MSN right now..

 

 

 

 

 

"Does bacon come from a pork?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PORK?!? Oh for Christ's sake, a frickin' pig and I just wanted to slap her at that moment...

Ultra Unholy,

Hearted Machine...

My friends always use me as a Runescape price guide -.-

 

 

 

"How much is/are ?".

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License and registration? Do you know how fast you were going? Do you know you have an old lady stuck on the front of your car? :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

really i dont even drive fast though.

My carbon footprint is bigger than yours...and you know what they say about big feet.

 

These are the times that try mens souls...
My friends always use me as a Runescape price guide -.-

 

 

 

"How much is/are ?".

 

 

 

My bro's friend does that.. And I haven't played that game in forever.. If he wants to know the price of stuff from over a year ago, I can tell him but I'm not going to keep up on prices just to help him out.. <.<

these girl in my math class: what are we doing in history answer: the same thing we always do.... take notes while the teachers show us a powerpoint for 3 days, watch a movie on the subject, read out of the book on the subject, to the questions on the subject, do a crossword puzzle on the vocabulary for that subject, take a test on that suject. each things takes one day and they STILL havent figured out the pattern since school started....

 

 

 

the 100% pure bred mexicans at our school: you know your disgracing the black race? my answer: yeah like your making yours any better -.-

 

 

 

BTW i am black for people who dont know

 

 

 

haha, I did not know that riku. :lol:

This girl always asks me why I don't smile. :-s

I guess the question I'm asked the most is "Miss, please can I go to the toilet?"

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The Poison Fairy

Well, I have really long hair, and people always ask me how long it took me to grow it as long as it is. :P

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Did you watch the match?

 

 

 

No, I couldn't care less about football.

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

Are you a girl?

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Now I'm not saying she's a golddigger, but she ain't messing with no broke skiller.

Why do you always wear sunglasses inside?

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Gamertag: King Arizona

Where are you from? (since I've moved a lot)

 

 

 

Answer: Winnipeg, Manitoba

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License and registration? Do you know how fast you were going? Do you know you have an old lady stuck on the front of your car? :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

really i dont even drive fast though.

Sig worthy =D>
Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
Did you watch the match?

 

 

 

No, I couldn't care less about football.

 

GOD I feel exactly the same way. I hate how I'm for some reason "supposed" to keep with any and all sports, when I absolutely hate being a spectator for pretty much all of them.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Get a haircut!, not really a question, but something that is demanded of me regularly.

 

 

 

also, do they have barbers where you live? (what the hell? I go to school with these people, therefore i live where they live, so really they should be asking themselves that)

 

 

 

and, why do you have long hair

 

 

 

My hair isn't even that long, it barely goes past my ears

 

 

 

 

 

another one: why do you have such weird hands? (i do have weird hands but i don't know why i have weird hands)

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99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature

 

-"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't"

Did you watch the match?

 

 

 

No, I couldn't care less about football.

 

GOD I feel exactly the same way. I hate how I'm for some reason "supposed" to keep with any and all sports, when I absolutely hate being a spectator for pretty much all of them.

 

 

 

I don't know about being 'supposed' to, but it's a common conversation topic, and a good ice breaker. You could just politely say that you don't follow sports.

La lune ne garde aucune rancune.

Can you show me a backflip?

 

 

 

I should've never showed anyone. Ever.

 

 

 

Second place is.

 

 

 

What's up?

 

 

 

The sky.

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