ha ha i can 1 hit pwn u noob!! i am 1337!!!

 

 

 

that is what i would say

 

 

 

and maybe the secret to life the universe and everything

 

 

 

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The old "Buy a phat, or rare" is too obvious... I'd probably tell my lvl 3 self, to work on nothing but Slaying from the moment it's released. That way I actually earn my cash.

Turn around slowly, walk away. Or start mining a lot of essence.

lol thats a funny one but i would tell myself not to swear or do anything that breaks the rules and to read the rules

Get all the free levels on tutorial island because there is NO way to get back there...

 

Ya i spent 3 days asking people how the [bleep] to get back there heh

 

 

 

Oh and dont train prayer before combat if you wanna pvp

You know what I would say?

 

You ready?

 

You sure?

 

Prepare yourself now...

 

 

 

 

 

"Dude,

 

DO NOT ASK ANY CHIC TO BE YOUR GF!"

 

 

 

 

 

There, I feel better

stop this go to wow

You suck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

Probably either "trade your magenta p hat for 5 different colored p-hats before the price drops due to that stupid dupe appeared" or "quit and go play WoW/GW"

 

 

 

Maybe both? xD

I'm not sure what I'd tell my lvl 3 self, maybe "Work smithing! Best skill ever! :D" Since I'm now working toward 99 Smithing and really regretting not working it much in the past.

 

 

 

As for your other question, I still talk about the same. I try not using much chatspeak. I am slightly meaner to people, just tired of wasting my time helping.

I would tell myself all the numbers of the winning lotto/powerball and Superbowls/World Series games :wink: .

"Logout, it's not worth your time."

I must say, I would have a rather large amount of stuff to say. Anywhere from Do's ...to... Dont's.

1- You don't have to mine tin and copper in varrock, walk to lumbridge to smelt them, and then sell the bronze bars to the general store. You can mine tin and bronze and store them in the varrock bank, and THEN go to al kharid to smelt them. And THEN go to varrock to smith them. #-o

 

 

 

2- You don't have to pass the gate and pay the guards when you walk from varrock to Al Kharid. There is a big hole in the fence on your way there. #-o

 

 

 

3- Do not buy a dagger/med helmet/chain in the general armour/weapon/helmet store once you have enough money, only to buy later again a long sword/full helmet/plate. Once again from the store. Buy from another player. And don't train combat with your rune pickaxe because you can't afford a rune sword.

 

 

 

4- you will get scammed many times. Most note worthy might be when they sell you a broadleaved spear when you purchase a 'full' guthan. Bye bye 6 Million.

 

 

 

5- A day before you get 85 slayer you will die at the greater demons because you are reading the tip it forum and lose part of your guthan and a nice assortment of other expensive stuff. DON'T READ A FORUM!

 

 

 

6. You suck at PKing. You will mostly die. You will forget to turn on protect item most of the times.

"pick up that phat on the ground!!"

I'd say quit rs, you'll waste way too much time and it'll all be for nothing when you are banned in 3 years, but they do have awesome updates

"STOP! Before you do anything else, get your range level up, even if you hate it! Therefore you will not to suffer noobish range levels once all your other levels are above 70!!!"

 

 

 

...*sigh*, if only I could say that. My range is my worst skill, and I spent the last week I played getting it up from 50 to 60. I hate it, but I know I need to bring it up, or else I'll never get my desired quest cape :wall:

I would say, when you get that anti-dragon shield, do NOT attack a wizard. And also you should have started playing in 2001.

i would tell my self dont give a person ur password!!!

I would say "hey kid want some candy" and lead him to the wild.... or maybe "quit!!!" might mention to watch out for those goblins I dont want to death match them again. OF: wonder if this will get locked....

Buy ALL OF THE ESSCENCE YOU CAN.

 

 

 

And become a member.

 

 

 

Ess = Pure Ess. So much money was made that day... =P~

well if u mean like go back in time to tell ur self something then i would tell my self to pick up a few crackers and p hats and remeber my pass

 

 

 

i did start in rsc so yeah

When someone starts hitting you with a rubber chicken and says they'll kill you if you dont give them all your stuff.. Don't listen, please?

I'd surely say "Don't you ever sell that Blue H'ween Mask"

 

 

 

But I did, and I miss it :cry:

get hold of a rare!