October 27, 200718 yr DO THE CHRISTMAS EVENT DARNIT!!! (i joined during christmas 05) AND LEARN TO CRAFT AND MINE!!! The internet: A place where the men are men, the women are men, and 13 year old girls are FBI agents. looks like WoW's interface.Were you too lazy to read 3 posts above or too stupid to comprehend it?Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is that man?
October 27, 200718 yr You'll suck at combat, You'll be rich for 5 seconds then you'll screw up and lose it all, 3 (Cabbage) Times!, And don't WC for goodness sake! Just quit now! But strangly, I still play. :anxious: CLICK THE IMAGE TO GO TRY SHARK ATTACK DANGIT.
October 27, 200718 yr I owned those dark wizards for ya pal! :thumbsup: Stick to the goblins kk!! *Hands over a few hundred million gp to help get him on his feet* VMeh BlogV >Miscellaneous Goals< http://www.rsbandb.com/sigs/sig108/bazzaminxer.png
October 27, 200718 yr Press the log out button now... for the love of god do it now and do it fast!!!!
October 27, 200718 yr when you get that red mask at lv 23, do not sell it, for the love of god dont sell it. especially for black (t) set -.- I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come
October 27, 200718 yr don't follow the two guys (both cb 9 LOL) to the wildy they DONT want to give you free stuff!!! ]
October 27, 200718 yr This is only the beginning of wasting time :D Master of Firemaking since 10-11-2007 Yes, I QUIT! =] Master of Woodcutting since Christmas 2007Completed all quests - Completed all achievement diaries.
October 27, 200718 yr "Quit while you still can, you'll spend massive hours on it if you dont" Or "Continue playing and you'll turn out to be the good lvl 94 that you are, oh and if *a certain name* logs in.. talk to her as much as possible." Or "Dont think highly of yourself, it cost me my full sara" 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
October 27, 200718 yr What would I tell my level 3 self.... (I was like 10 at the time) "You're adopted, and no one will ever love you." Teehee. Treasure trail items: 9Dragon drops: 0
October 27, 200718 yr If you see a scary skull in the corner of the rs screen, RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS!! :roll:
October 27, 200718 yr buy cheap tradeable rares for as little as possible and get the untradreable ones Dragon Drops: Platelegs x9, Med Helms x7, Plateskirts x4, Shield Left Half x3, At least 75+ Boots!, Hatchets x5, Ruined Shard x1, Solo Claws x2, Dragon 2Hander x1, Spear x2Whip x27, Dark Bows x9, Draconic Visage x1 <- do that when you see me :P
October 27, 200718 yr In about ten minutes you will find a santa hat on the ground. DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT!!! SELL IT AT THE GENERAL STORE FOR 3 GP!!! Get back here so I can rub your butt.
October 27, 200718 yr "Hey buddy! Look out for that level 2 spider and that level 14 scorpion, and when you become a member, go to Tai Bwo Wannai and cut down 100k Mahogany Trees! But! Be sure you do this before a skill called "Construction" comes out. Trust me."
October 27, 200718 yr I would most likely give myself many tips and hints on how to more easily play the game. My past self would then go about starting Runescape a step ahead of where I actually started therefore altering the path along which I came to be who I was. Therefore making it impossible to have said the exact things I said to my past self. This would cause either a rift in time or a reset to the point just before I talked to my past self. Presto instant eggs. i have the solution to "goblin diplomacy"...kill wartface and bentnoze.
October 27, 200718 yr Once your level 107 at Ape Atoll chinning with red chins, pay attention to your prayer!
October 27, 200718 yr dont die all the time n00b and DO ALL HOLIDAY EVENTS PLEASE!!!!!! 1,000 F2P Total Level Reached 10/8/10 ! [hide=Guides]Magic & Summoning Profit Spreadsheets! *UPDATES EVERY HOUR* (includes: High alch, Superheat, and Enchanting)4 BETTER alternatives to flesh crawlers[/hide] WOT WOT! ☉.☉☂
October 27, 200718 yr ill just tell him to quit, runescape will ruin his life. I ate 620+ brains!! Whoa.
October 27, 200718 yr ill just tell him to quit, runescape will ruin his life. I ate 620+ brains!! Whoa.
October 27, 200718 yr 2 more: - Don't pay 500k in items for a Rune Hander (Loooong time ago!) - You can't buy that skull above someone his head! "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3]
October 27, 200718 yr plz dont try to 1 hit count draynor............................... Get back here so I can rub your butt.
October 29, 200718 yr You should do that Christmas event, before its to late! Feel free to HYT me in-game =)~~3,483rd to 99 Thieving, Feb 22, 2008~~"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - Calvin (& Hobbes)
October 29, 200718 yr I would give my player a list of players to put on ignore,some good items to start off with. tell him some cool things that will happen in the future then help him train up :
October 30, 200718 yr no girl is worth crawling on the earth for -.- . long story. so heres the short version: pretended she had a cousin in jagex. found me on myspace *currently resigned from accepting any one from my friends list excpet family and very close friends* and she turned out to be a gold digger. account shared w/ her and then she changed my pas. had to get her a 10 level higher account so i could get my old one back. took an entire month of nonstop training at deadly red spiders. dont try it out in 2005 not like it and then re-try it after the holloween event came about *think it was the scythe?*i was like ffs when i found that out. -.- oh and no one can trim armor..... and dont go to wildy with all your armor on. Wow, watching this thread is better than pro wrestling! =D>This thread is probably better than pro wrestling because the fights here are real (And the boobs).
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