June 25, 200719 yr nice guys =D> i wish i had some stories :( That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
June 25, 200719 yr Some weird guy walked up to me Him: Can u lick my ballz plz. Me: * Reports for offensive language, but does not tell him.* Him: Plz? Me: No. Him: Can u be my gf plz (I'm a boy....) Me: * Is totally freaked out, and does sentence 2 again) Me: *logs out* I have never seen someone so disgusting before... :ohnoes: :uhh: -.-
June 25, 200719 yr Complete stranger: 'Dutch, do you like pillows?' 'Dutch, do you have a main?' - *points to sig*
June 25, 200719 yr He was aroudn 60-70 im 98 at the time :D Noob:hey Me:Hey? Noob:fletching lvl? Me wearing fletching cape :99?? Noob: emote plz Me:k I Do the emote Noob :you hunting me hunting :Dur noob: asked for some random lvl (dont rember) Me: told him noob ran and said :noob lol If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
June 25, 200719 yr ******: You've been a member. Kilo: Really? didn't notice ******:yea, check the highscores (long pause) ******:have you checked the high scores yet? -.- Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde
June 25, 200719 yr "Are you here for slayer?" - No, I wear the black mask for its great defence bonuses. "Do you like Agility?" (NOBODY likes agility) "Are you crafting death runes?" - No, just running to the death altar to teleport there again to Edgevill. Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.
June 25, 200719 yr Noob: Hi. Me: Hi. Noob: Can I scam you plz? Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93
June 25, 200719 yr Author I always found it odd when people asked me about leading DS and congratulating me on winning wars with DS...then I found out they were lead by im da trixta...ive been mistaken for him at least 300 timesApparently there is also some pker with the name Wakka or something similar to it because when I spent months in the tower killing abyssal demons a long time ago I got constant remarks of "I saw you in the wild" or "you're a great pker" or "you killed me in the wild narb!" And I havent been pking since classic (And even then I only pked an addy 2h :wall: ). "Are you here for slayer?" - No, I wear the black mask for its great defence bonuses. "Do you like Agility?" (NOBODY likes agility) "Are you crafting death runes?" - No, just running to the death altar to teleport there again to Edgevill.Says who? (looks at signature) very nice guys, alot of htese made me laugh :D
June 25, 200719 yr Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: :shock: good lord, that's just sick. was it a guy? :XD:
June 25, 200719 yr Well, here is my story. It is a tad bit long though, so I put it in hide tags [hide=Watch out, this is long]Guy:Hi, fsh lvl Me: My fishing level is 66. Guy: Kool my lvl 41 Guy: y arnt u fshn lbvstorz Me: What? Guy: y rnt u fshn lbstorz! Me: Why am I not fishing lobsters? Guy: Durr u n00b Me: Because fishing Trout and Salmon is faster experience. Guy: so lbstrz r mor gp o u kan meak gp instd of bggn fr mney ch00b Guy:I have 100million gp dud u noob Me: I don't beg for money. Guy: yea u wer ch00blet Me: >.> Guy: Yea dat reight whitiee Guy: u kno y u r a n00b???????????????????????????????? Me: I am interested in your opinion. Guy: im a membr n ur sum st000pid f2p loozer Guy: tipn leik dis meks u lok smrtr Me: I would love to know your definition of smart. Guy: Dud whr did u get dat staff Me: It is a skull sceptre, you get it from killing monsters in the SoS and collecting the parts that they drop. You will get all four parts and then join them together to make this sceptre. Guy: Y u tlk funne Me: I am typing, not talking ;) Guy: Smrt *** Guy: **** (Tries to bypass the filter way to many times) Guy:Mg! y dos dis stoopid fltr keep blkin out my ******* wrds Me: Maybe because they are inappropriate for this game? Guy: Sht up n00b Guy: u hav full cam0 u mst b rch Guy: can i hav sum muny pl0x? Guy: I am so por, I only have 10k in bnk Guy: I gt hckd Me: I worked very hard for this money, it would be quite difficult for me to part with it for nothing in return. Guy: u shld giv it 2 me bcuz my main iz zezima Me: Really? Guy: Yah, and i m a membr and u sum f2p noob Guy: Membrs r smrtr dan f2p n00bs leik u Guy: I m membr i r smrtr den u Me: Right... I put him on my ignore list after this.[/hide]
June 25, 200719 yr This just happend to me at least 5mins ago [hide=long ok] Me:*Walks around varrock trying to finish clue scroll* Lv50:OMG you cheater Me:Why Lv50:Because you have a glory on you and a gmaul Me:soooo....... Lv50:A noob like you cant have that much money Me:actually the glory was a gift Me:and the maul i bought it with my own money Lv50:MONEY YOU GET FROM BOTS!!!! Me:uh no i just got from 3 hours of doin the air run Lv50:Reported for Macroing Me:ok???? Me:*continue to Barb village to kill a barb for a key for clue* Lv50:*Folows* Me:can i help you again? Lv50:How much money you have right now in bank Me:Around 50k Lv50:Noob! I have 100k Me:*Continues to go to barb village he follows* Me:*Tles to varrock after killing barb*[/hide] Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
June 25, 200719 yr This just happend to me at least 5mins ago [hide=long ok] Me:*Walks around varrock trying to finish clue scroll* Lv50:OMG you cheater Me:Why Lv50:Because you have a glory on you and a gmaul Me:soooo....... Lv50:A noob like you cant have that much money Me:actually the glory was a gift Me:and the maul i bought it with my own money Lv50:MONEY YOU GET FROM BOTS!!!! Me:uh no i just got from 3 hours of doin the air run Lv50:Reported for Macroing Me:ok???? Me:*continue to Barb village to kill a barb for a key for clue* Lv50:*Folows* Me:can i help you again? Lv50:How much money you have right now in bank Me:Around 50k Lv50:Noob! I have 100k Me:*Continues to go to barb village he follows* Me:*Tles to varrock after killing barb*[/hide] here's my response [hide] wow that guy was completely idiotic, he contradicted himself and thinks that a g maul and a glory is a lot of stuff. wow.[/hide]
June 25, 200719 yr i got a ton guy: *asks some nooby question through pm* me: *ignores* guy: Ok I understand you modulators must be very busy guy: how do you become a modem guy: whats that crown/glove/house/etc. next to your name me: *is slaying abyssal demons* guy: can i have a whip plz me: sure me: is 1,55mil ok ? guy: *walks away*/noob/scammer/etc. guy: can you take me to (some far away place) me: no guy: noob
June 25, 200719 yr this one was sort of funny random person="Where is the monster guild?" me= "What?" random person=" Seriouslly.. your a high level.. you've got to know where the monster guild is!" me= "there IS NO MONSTER GUILD!" random person="www..whaa..at? that can't be true. I don't believe you." me= "whatever :lol: " seriously that actually happened. it was so funny. Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive.
June 25, 200719 yr I got one. "Why is this in general p2p?" Maybe because it's a general question? Currently not active on RuneScape.
June 25, 200719 yr After standing in lumby for a minute..(p- mod) How u become modurater/modulator/mode/J mod Also, people assume that i know everything there is in runescape, so the get ticked off at me when i don't know something..
June 25, 200719 yr After standing in lumby for a minute..(p- mod) How u become modurater/modulator/mode/J mod Also, people assume that i know everything there is in runescape, so the get ticked off at me when i don't know something.. that remids me, i once got a pm that went something like "are you a mediator"
June 25, 200719 yr random person: have you done desert treasure (I'm wearing quest cape) me: duh... We tried using an abyssal whip to 'suggest' they work faster
June 25, 200719 yr Lev 20: GIMMI fREE stuf PL0X I got scammed 11 times! Me: Why did you get scammed so much? Lev 20: CUZ the leevel 400 haXXors wunnid mi ca$h Me: Mmmkay then...(backs up slowly) ^Clicky for Q Cape Blog^MY SIGGIE AND BANNER SHOP
June 26, 200719 yr Or this one, I'll put in small print: Noob: Hey. Me: He. Noob: You wanna be lesby with me? :shame: :shock: good lord, that's just sick. was it a guy? :XD: I'm a guy and so was he. http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93
June 26, 200719 yr here's the most common one among the newbies which i used to ask until my friend taught me where my lvl was. "what's my combat lvl?" newbies ask that before they realise that it's in the attack style thing. Currently will be using my Oni Tsurugi account to attempt to get 99 on all free skills without spending any gp, just for the sake of doing so.
June 26, 200719 yr here's the most common one among the newbies which i used to ask until my friend taught me where my lvl was. "what's my combat lvl?" newbies ask that before they realise that it's in the attack style thing. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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