IGoddessI Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Go to the Chinese shop after a night out on the town, guaranteed you'll be fine :P The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 here he sits brokenhearted tried to poo but only farted OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH funniest thing i have read for ages!! lmfao haha :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilleus Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Its too late..Youll b dead in days im sorry to say :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Led-Zeppelin Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Yes, we all have pHD's in medicine. Can you see my lab coat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I heard tree bark was good fiber... That's a little extreme. Try some Metamucil instead if your really that concerned about fiber. Sarcasm radar not working? :-k Anyway geez the replies on this thread have made me laugh hard! :lol: ------------- I would try and make my post more constructive by saying the obvious eat more fruit, drink more orange juice blah blah blah... but I refuse to be a parrot in this case. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I think he died... :cry: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirHartlar Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Push reeaaally hard. If that doesn't work, I'd go see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 lol Real mature, Striker, real mature. All I can say is eat more fruit and stuff thats high in bran, its full of fibre its good for your bowels. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 ask a doctor, not us Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted June 25, 2007 Author Share Posted June 25, 2007 -.- im not dead, and I am still here... its not my fault i need some advice. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Some people don't even have a bathroom. Go see a doctor or something. Maybe a shrink, is there something you're nervous for? The prom? Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biabf Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Haha, have you noticed all the replies to this thread concentrate to the [cabbage] bit, nobody talks about the getting tackled or wrist breaking rofl. WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS CONCENTRATE ON THE POO! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 try: Mineral oil- found in local pharmacy prunes- food stores fiber foods- i.e. high fiber foods, frosted mini wheat cereal. i have that a lot and it helps me. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_M_G_Guasto Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 There is more than one way to flush out your system... don't even need to swallow anything. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 How about renaming the thread "help! I cant poo!" - its a much more informative title. Why not try giving yourself the [cabbage]s by eating a ton of curry washed down with a few litres of prune juice and half a ton of laxative chocolate.. have a plumber on standby though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 See a doctor, thats all I can say and we should all stop teasing the poster or teh thread is going to get locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 How long have you not poo'd for? MY longest time is 10 days and my bowels are fine. Any longer than that and I'd be inclined to panic? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 go get a colonic.. i heard they are quite refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. If you have it, cover them in Ovaltine powder. It doesn't help the bowel thing, but damn, they're delicious! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/ This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 lollol x2 Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/ I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that. Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/ I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that. That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol: The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Eat 5 bananas. Trust me. I read that in another thread and tried it. It works. Buahaha :P I said that. Put it this way, it's one of the very few things I'm scared to try/ I tried that too, I just couldn't hold it in after 6 bananas, and it just came splurging, i guess you could say, out all over the bathroom floor. (I was eating the bananas in the bathroom as a precaution for exactly that. That's the second time that a Tip.It post made me crack up in RL! :lol: The same thing happened to me, only I was able to make it all go into the toilet. :D I envy you... :evil: Picture this: Some thirteen year old kid sitting in the bathroom trying to wipe up a whole crap load of bananas that were forcefully expelled from his body while his mom stares in a mixture of confusion and fear. Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why would a mom be watching her 13 year old son go to the toilet :uhh: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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