diib Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 This is not an examine, it's one of the things that an obsidian golem can say: "Tztok-jad shall quake in his slippers!" "Noob" is an insult. "Noob" is overused. Be polite. Try to say "noob" less than once a day.Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tard53 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 dunno if this has been used but.... when you go to house options when your not in your house, and choose expel guests, this is what comes up. "your not in a house! you cant expel people from the world, even if you dont like them!" lol :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1992x Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 bprobably already posted . rock crab examine: "noone likes crabs....". i don't get it.. "Crabs" are these little things transmited from being unclean (dirty) during sexual contact. um no crabs are lice that live in your pubic hair it has nothing to do with being dirty and everything to do with tiny little parasites but you can have crabs in the lower regions of you're body, and you can pass them on doing a sexual act ;) My private chat is always ON.Winner of The Tip.It Teamcape Outfit Contest!6 years. 1 dragon CS drop and some barrows, bad luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviduhlich Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 One of my favorites is a skeleton between the two Dark Beast spots. "I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenove Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 here is one : Earth altar pillar examine : "a Great and powerful illar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookverse Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 i dont know if this has already been said, but what about the war tortoise? i dont remember exactly what the examine was but it was something like "its definitely not teenaged, but the jury's out on its ninja skills." haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stingman Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Examine Fox: Foxy The most descriptive examine ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimesenior Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Customs Officer from Rocking Out: Inspects peoples packages. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piu Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Santa Boots & Gloves: They're jolly & red. Camo top/hat/pants: Examine what? [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Never gonna give you up.[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide]"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingmage Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Ice titan:Frosty the highly violent snowman! made me laugh first time i saw. Gwd Drop's: Sara - 4 Hilt, 13 Ss(3 ls), Armadyl - None, Bandos - 6 Hilt, 4 Bcp, 7 Tasset, 4 Boot Zamorak - None, Tormented Demons - 1 Dragon Claws, 1 Dragon Shard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Moss titan: Gathers rolling stone to bash people with. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Camo top/hat/pants: Examine what? lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazzycaz Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lol, I really like Jagex's sense of humour =D One I always love is the Town Guard in Rellekka : Who would try to steal a whole town anyway? Just kidding ladies, you know I love you =DGuide to Making Money with NPC Trading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lol, I really like Jagex's sense of humour =D One I always love is the Town Guard in Rellekka : Who would try to steal a whole town anyway? Yeah...These really make me lol IRL. Just like the head chef, something like 'surprisingly enough, he's not cooking heads' or the jogre trader not trading jogres, these are the best :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeBrain Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" It would be greatly appreciated if all submissions would be officially credited to Huge Brain.How much is your account worth to you? Check out this hot topic: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=775255 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikmin_Warrior Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 The best examine ever! From the Longhall Bouncer in Rellekka: "He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground! That's how he got the job!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior_B666 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I may understand that, but can someone explain to me? [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladycai Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Well this one was actually used, but I found it funny. "Funny lighting apparatus" You'd see that one at the Zamorak temple with the zammy wine, to the west of f2p's goblin village. 95/99 Summoning95/99 Slayer [hide=This is what you look like when you play RS too long][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I may understand that, but can someone explain to me? It's the half that's not there. They can't complain about nothin'. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great_one Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I may understand that, but can someone explain to me? because there is no other half, therefore no meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior_B666 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!" LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I may understand that, but can someone explain to me? It's the half that's not there. They can't complain about nothin'. Okay thanks! :) [hide=Funny Quote]Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensualRunescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returnofmic Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Examine the mummy in Mr. Mordaut's classroom. "If the mummy is in school, where are the kids?" Still laughing. 138 Combat as of Summer 2010 - Retired Summer 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Kurity Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Macaw familiar. "Lovely Plumage!" O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 On the way to the "Between a Rock..." gold mine theres a rock in the river. It's examine is: "A rock." Boy, they sure tried hard on that one :) Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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