this is a topic, to make alot of ways to ANNOY the teacher. YAY.

 

 

 

 

 

1) make sounds with your mouth closed, the teacher cant hear who says somting then :""D

 

2) when the teacher asks somting say: what did u said? keep doing that the whole time, its funny. really :"D

 

 

 

 

 

well, make ur own tricks to annoy the teacher! because its so boring @ school. i wanna annoy zeh teachers :[} =D>

make a show of her to the whole class by giving hard line evidence proving she was wrong to send you out for calling Betty fat.

Ya... people like you disgust me. Teachers are people too.

I like to irritate teachers I hate in more subtle ways. . .

 

 

 

Once last year, we had to write a paper on Lord of the Flies, explaining why we read it. It was supposed to be because there was a parallel between our class and the kids on the island (we were crazy, she wasn't a great teacher), but I used the opportunity to bash the class and the teacher through subtle insinuations. I had a field day, it was so much fun.

 

 

 

And I got a 9/10 on it too :XD: .

I recall seeing a topic much like this before. It might have been in OT in the offical forums.

 

 

 

Like I said there, Write in leetspeak all day, and call her a noob for christs sake.

Start your Language Arts paper off with "HI! My name is Andrew and this is my story about cats!" She hates it so much :lol:

1) Shutdown their laptop

 

2) Start wierd topics of conversation (I mean, really wierd..i would say some that we have had but this is a g-rated forum:P)

 

3) Place the noise on your phone which is supposed to be brown noise but is actually just a high pitched noise..really good hehe

 

 

 

Many more I can think of but meh

Unplug their computer's peripherals.

 

Someone once unplugged my English teacher's keyboard... She started slamming the keyboard on the desk trying to make it work.

 

 

 

Or for something even funnier, change the auto-correct options on their word processor. (Like when they type "cat" it changes it to "dog")

I like to irritate teachers I hate in more subtle ways. . .

 

 

 

Once last year, we had to write a paper on Lord of the Flies, explaining why we read it. It was supposed to be because there was a parallel between our class and the kids on the island (we were crazy, she wasn't a great teacher), but I used the opportunity to bash the class and the teacher through subtle insinuations. I had a field day, it was so much fun.

 

 

 

And I got a 9/10 on it too :XD: .

 

This I gotta hear.... :D Tell us. Now.

Ya... people like you disgust me. Teachers are people too.

Yup. I wouldn't do anything to annoy the person who's teaching me for basically free. :notalk:

Ya... people like you disgust me. Teachers are people too.

Yup. I wouldn't do anything to annoy the person who's teaching me for basically free. :notalk:

 

 

 

QFT.

 

 

 

Don't annoy teachers. You WANT teachers to like you. They, after all, are giving you your grade.

I like to irritate teachers I hate in more subtle ways. . .

 

 

 

Once last year, we had to write a paper on Lord of the Flies, explaining why we read it. It was supposed to be because there was a parallel between our class and the kids on the island (we were crazy, she wasn't a great teacher), but I used the opportunity to bash the class and the teacher through subtle insinuations. I had a field day, it was so much fun.

 

 

 

And I got a 9/10 on it too :XD: .

 

This I gotta hear.... :D Tell us. Now.

 

 

 

I'll see if I can dig up the paper later, for now I have to focus on homework as I have a busy night ahead of me.

Well, I guess that makes you not worth teaching.

Only time I annoyed a teacher was my form teacher (we get on really well, and he was making jokes about me. Ofcourse, we are good friends and he doesnt mean it, so when he is looking the other way "proving he can touch type" I pressed "cap lock" and he send a message to another teacher in block capitals.

Shoot yourself in the middle of class. I'd say the amount of blood/brains (or lack of) would be pretty annoying..

I'm a teacher (now and then) and you're a scumbag. That's not to say teachers don't get you back - we'll just annoy you. And we'll win. Because we're teachers.

I got a few......

 

 

 

1. Get a few volunteers from your class. Switch your desk with other people, while gradualy getting more daring, until you walk right in front of your teacher, and they don't notice. Hilarious, i did it in my Algebra II Honors class.

 

 

 

2. If you have a sub in your math class, and they are going over problems, this is hilarious. Wait until they ask the class for what to do next, and tell them to do the wrong thing ( for example, if you're suppose to multiply, say divide, and watch as the problem becomes ever so complicated.). At the end, they're usually pretty annoyed at the difficulty of the problem..... :lol:

 

 

 

3. If you think you're teacher is the right type, try to start a big discussion about the paranormal. If you've chosen correctly, they'll get so mad as they describe their theories about (insert chosen paranormal subject here) doesn't exist. I had one theacher ready to punch the wall after this one.

 

 

 

4. Go to blockbuster. If they have that special deal where you can buy 20 bouncy balls for 5 dollars, buy as many as desired. Pass them out to willing volunteers, and bonce the balls to each other during class.

 

 

 

5. If "interesting" loud noises is your style, bring some change to class. This is great with, and without a friend. With a friend, toss the coin across the class to each other, and if you don't catch it, guess what? Without a friend, just drop it on the floor away from you. Bring backups

 

 

 

I could go on for hours, for now, i've listed the top five. Oh, and Bubsa, I only do it to teachers that deserve it. Please don't call me a scumbag!!!!

1) Shutdown their laptop

 

2) Start wierd topics of conversation (I mean, really wierd..i would say some that we have had but this is a g-rated forum:P)

 

3) Place the noise on your phone which is supposed to be brown noise but is actually just a high pitched noise..really good hehe

 

 

 

Many more I can think of but meh

 

Haha yeah walk past their cable and pull it out like 'oops'

It depends. If they're really nice, and it's a fairly easy class..dont bother with them. If it's an extremely frustrating class (Algebra, for example)..and pretty much everyone hates the teacher, have a field day with it. Heck..I remember one day in Health..

 

 

 

We had a sub. We were probably her first class..ever. We had a field day. She turned around, and we'd start throwing pencils like knives at each other and tossing around paperwads..it was a load of fun. I sat in the back, just watching. She would yell a little, and turn around again to do something. We'd talk. Eventually, some of them just got out of control and started making most of the Free to Play RuneScape community look mature :P

 

 

 

Long story short (in her own words), we were 'A sub's worst nightmare' :thumbsup: \ :twisted: :lol:

Talking works, especially when half the class does it. Except for that there isn't much you can do without getting punished or shouted at. Laughing way too hard about a lame joke he/ she just made (and being the only one laughing) is always a nice one too.

Meh i grew out of trying to annoy teachers a while ago :cry:

sad why are 9 yr olds on these forums

Im not sure if im allowed post youtube links but heres what happend to an unlucky teacher in a school near me.

 

 

 

Theres a game in the Malcom in the Middle theme song where your only allowed say the words in the song,

 

 

 

Yes

 

No

 

Maybe

 

I dont know

 

Can you repeat the question

 

Your not the boss of me now.

 

 

 

We done it to some teachers and they eventually gave up teaching the class and we got frees for about a week, then the principle came into our class and threathend us to suspension if anybody did it anymore.

 

 

 

Apparently one of the older students threw a condom at our religon teacher in the middle of class. She only teaches junior cycle as a result of it now.

Annoying teachers is petty and childish.

Unless you got a good reason to dislike the teacher, I find annoying them for no reason at all highly immature. -.-