Things runescape has taught me

[fast_falkon]

 

Paper hats are the most desirable and most expensive things in existence

 

 

 

 

The most expensive thing is a cilinder shaped present

[Smavey]

I can catch 28 sharks with my hand without getting it ripped to pieces, cook them in seconds - and eat all 28 of them in under a minute and still be hungry for more.

[Babyshambles]

I learnt that if you bury bones in a spot and then try to dig them back up nothing happens.

[benar]

Ive learned that you can fit a cannon inside a tiny backpack along with other items which may very well be taller than you.

 

 

 

Also, crustaceans can be eaten in one bite without removing the shell.

[benar]

double post :wall:

[chisp]

I've learned that when we die-

 

-our body decomposes right away.

 

-Our items are nicely stacked for the killers convenience

 

-Items decompose on the ground in exactly 30 seconds

 

-We are somehow born full-grown in the middle of a city out of thin air.

[Jaxomancer]

I've also learned that previously non-existant-in-RuneScape holidays spontaneously begin to be celebrated when I'm not looking - I missed Thanksgiving and April Fools because I generally only go on RS now for the holiday events, and I didn't therefore know that they'd been added!

 

 

 

Furthermore...

 

Ive learnt that Alot of people claim they are female when there truely not which i find very very very wrong for the Females that actrully play the game

I've learned that having a female avatar does get you a certain degree of different treatment, despite the fact that you'd think people know by now that many "female" characters are male. For the record, my avatar is female not because I am lying about my gender, but as research into precisely this phenomenon. Strictly speaking, I don't even claim to be female. People simply assume it, and assumptions are often very dangerous things to make on the internet.

[nickeley102]

Wow. Im surprised this thread wasnt lost in the rollback. I think it may even have been a weekly hot topic.

 

 

 

OT: I can survive indefinitely without food or water, unless im in the desert or injured

[STDracula]

Running everywhere don't improve ur fitness level, but running around a course does :o

[Drazhor]

I learnt I can fire big balls of death from my hands :thumbsup:

 

And that you can catch a shark with your hands

 

And also that i can grow stuff very fast; well faster than the actual time it woudl take to grow anything

 

And that we can quick-change our clothes into different clothes

 

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[Sir_Kurity]

I learned that dieing sucks.

 

 

 

Its better than me learning that in real life. :shock:

[RuneAge]

I've learnt that:

 

 

 

If you die you will appear in a "re-sporn" spot.

 

 

 

You can walk around with highly dangerous weapons and not get asked what your up to.

 

 

 

If you are a lower level or have items that are not good as another player, you are considered a "noob"

 

 

 

You can spend ages making money to save up for what you want only to find out its gone up 200-300k :wall: ...

[saladplease]

its taught me that 8 year olds are flooding mmos

[Demoli]

i learned i can create minotaurs out of bronze bars

 

 

 

i learned a paper crown is worth millions

 

 

 

i learned you can learn something by burning thousands of logs

 

 

 

i learned you can only be a men if you catch sharks, like timmeh

 

 

 

i learned that if you tried to fish in a shjark.indested water you won't get theared appart, in fact, i'd catch them!

 

 

 

i learned dancing gives you free stuff

[Calzo]

Ive learnt that eating 28 swordfish will not make me obese.

[Ax600]

if i would've gotten more burger king paper crowns when they were giving them out i could sell them and never have to work again for the rest of my life

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I learned never to trust the stock market

[70kyews]

I learned their are better things in life than this game.

 

 

 

 

 

You obviously didn't learn basic English grammar.

 

 

 

But what I learned is that when someone kills me I drop random [cabbage] that i didn't know I had.

[Drazhor]

I also learnt that almost everything will drop gold pieces when they are killed...im feeling a little poor at the moment... 8-)

[Sir_Kurity]

I learned catching shrimp naturally makes me better at catchings sharks.

 

 

 

Making bowls makes me better at making armor.

 

 

 

Catching birds makes me better at catching chinchompas.

 

 

 

Chinchompas can walk through my traps as if they dont exist.

[Distracted]

I've learned there's no need to worry about animals going extinct, I've killed a bunch of birds and they're still there.

 

 

 

I learned that managing a kingdom is easy: put some money in the coffers, tell people what to focus on, then go away and come back for my stoofs.

[70kyews]

I've learned that when I bury some bones I merely have to shove them at the ground.

 

 

 

I've learned that I can store 140 kilograms of granite in my back pack.

[Distracted]

I also learned I need to burn a bunch of logs before I can start burning a different kind of log.

[Donkeykong23]

Learned that no girls are fat. :twss:

[Mecakoto]

I have learned to have a sense of scepticism if someone asks me to come with them into a cave when I do not have the ability to teleport at the time, any form of antidote, or about 20 Pineapple Pizzas.

 

 

 

I have learned that eating a fully grown, fully cooked shark, can be done with one bite. I don't even have to worry about the bones that remain inside said shark.

 

 

 

I have learned that cooking and fletching are worthless wastes of my time, despite the fact I need the former to have a good meal.

 

 

 

I have learned that I can talk to a complete stranger that tells me to kill something multiple times and somehow I learn to kill monsters that are seemingly the same as the monsters that I have been killing.

 

 

 

I have learned that many monsters regularly carry bank notes, but no more then a certain number pertaining to that monster.

 

 

 

I have learned that dying means absolutely nothing, so long as I can get to the place where I died within 5 minutes of doing so.

 

 

 

I have learned that stars are one of the most hated things while talking to people.

 

 

 

I have learned that I rarely need to drink anything, save for steriods.

[Forerunner]

89% of the internet are idiots.

 

Period. -.-