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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

Siggied! :thumbsup: :XD:

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"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

"Alt+F4"

 

Tell him to keep trying. He'll get it eventually ::' \'

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Heh. Tell him that on the other side of the wilderness is an infinite item generator. That should get a couple laughs. My suggestions still apply if he bugs you too much. :twisted:

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I palyed when i was 7......just sayin... but i wasnt like him i wasnt like learning life functions from it.

 

 

 

Yeah banging [garden tools] and shooting them in the face is a real life function.

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Go over to his place and tear him a new one. :wink:

 

Or record the calls and play them back to his parents. OR you can snap his GTA CD. :D

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go to his house without him knowing, dial 911. Leave, rinse, lather, repeat. If he's 10 years old and home alone, I'm pretty sure that's illegal. If not, he'll just be arrested/yelled at for dialing 911 and then lieing (sp?) about doing it :thumbsup:

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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

 

 

 

Yeah. Right.

 

 

 

Stop feeding the troll, people.

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Tell him to write down a phone number, but give him your, or his parents number. When he calls and acts like that, the parents would hear him & know whats up.

 

 

 

These Murder Thoughts on this thread scare me, lol. Don't kill the poor child!

 

 

 

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These Murder Thoughts on this thread scare me, lol. Don't kill the poor child!

 

 

 

~Alina

 

Wuss :D

 

 

 

Unleash a pack of wild termites upon his house, and when he comes to stay with you because his house is gone, hide his clothes every morning.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

 

 

 

Yeah. Right.

 

 

 

Stop feeding the troll, people.

 

 

 

What will I do with all this spare troll bait I just bought then?

 

 

 

:(

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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

 

 

 

Yeah. Right.

 

 

 

Stop feeding the troll, people.

 

 

 

What will I do with all this spare troll bait I just bought then?

 

 

 

:(

 

 

 

Sell it to me for half of what you bought it at! \'

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These Murder Thoughts on this thread scare me, lol. Don't kill the poor child!

 

 

 

~Alina

 

Wuss :D

 

 

 

Unleash a pack of wild termites upon his house, and when he comes to stay with you because his house is gone, hide his clothes every morning.

 

 

 

As opposed to domesticated termites? V:-sV

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Uh-Oh... he just called me again...

 

 

 

 

 

"you know that runescape game you always play? i just made an account! now we can play all the time! but i have a question. what button shoots"?

 

 

 

 

 

this is scary news.

 

 

 

Yeah. Right.

 

 

 

Stop feeding the troll, people.

 

 

 

It's a deal, it's a steal...

 

What will I do with all this spare troll bait I just bought then?

 

 

 

:(

 

 

 

Sell it to me for half of what you bought it at! \'

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These Murder Thoughts on this thread scare me, lol. Don't kill the poor child!

 

 

 

~Alina

 

Wuss :D

 

 

 

Unleash a pack of wild termites upon his house, and when he comes to stay with you because his house is gone, hide his clothes every morning.

 

 

 

As opposed to domesticated termites? V:-sV

 

Well, see, you got two varieties of termites: regular, mostly docile termites, who eat your house but don't cause too much of a problem, and your wild termites. These guys are like the Hell's Angels of the insect world. They trash everything, eat all the food, drink straight from the milk carton, and soil your soft linen sheets.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Next time he rings, just leave the phone on the side. It's costing him (well, his parents unless he's ringing from his mobile) the money - and the phone can't ring if it's off the hook. Eventually he'll realise you're not interested.

 

 

 

Quite a good put-down type thing to say.. Leave the phone on the side when he phones, then go for a pee or something useful that'll take you a minute or two, come back, and say "Sorry, just went and made myself a sandwich, what'd I miss?"

 

 

 

Works a treat :XD:

 

 

 

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Next time he rings, just leave the phone on the side. It's costing him (well, his parents unless he's ringing from his mobile) the money - and the phone can't ring if it's off the hook. Eventually he'll realise you're not interested.

 

 

 

Quite a good put-down type thing to say.. Leave the phone on the side when he phones, then go for a pee or something useful that'll take you a minute or two, come back, and say "Sorry, just went and made myself a sandwich, what'd I miss?"

 

 

 

Works a treat :XD:

 

 

 

Plugpoint92 ::'

 

Nice, "made myself a sandwich", I love it \' But what if someone important calls after he hangs up and before he realizes that he hung up?

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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But it's fun making sugestions! Like my wild termites one! \'

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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