Say you're going to [Female Dog] slap him then threaten to hack his game system so it can't play games anymore.

Unplug the phone? :ohnoes:

i have the same problem with my nephew except he asks mindless questions about runescape best way to deal with it is pretend you care and do something else while your on the phone if you don't want to make him upset

Sounds like my old neighbor.... Right age too. O.o Does his name happen to be Sam? Anyways, on topic though, just diconnect the phone, or tell him your numbers changed and give him your friends or something....

Yeah! Another Eric Harris being born.

Play along with it and stay the night at his house. Give him lots of beer and that kind of stuff so he gets a hangover the next morning. Then call him 84497547 times. Problem solved.

Or maybe you can tell your parents who will tell his parents.

 

Might start a family war, but oh well you have your peace 8-)

urinate on his game console or in his mailbox or on him

there must be some way to block his phone number :-k

Go over and kill him fast/slowly. Use a gun/ sharp impliment. Or find snow, knock him out toss him in it, freeze him, toss him in a lake. Challange him to Mortal Comabt and FINISH HIM. Tell him he needs a new hobby reccomend collecting LOLcat pics. Send him to [ForbiddenSite] and tell him that'll be him if he keeps playing gta. Send him to gtaforums, there are many other randoms there as well. Use him as a bike ramp. Lure him to the wildy and pk him for his itamsz!11. Find a whip and pretend he's an abysal demon who drops noted whips. \

 

Immerce his hand/face/body in acid, then lol. :thumbsup: A few ideas.

there must be some way to block his phone number :-k

 

 

 

we can't do that, thats the logical way!

Just take the damn phone off the hook.

Mabye you shouldn't get so annoyed by him, thats what he really likes, grinding your gears. He is 10 anyways -.-

Call the police and report him for harassment. Or at least tell him thats what you did/will do.

Dip him in a volcano

Go over and kill him fast/slowly. Use a gun/ sharp impliment. Or find snow, knock him out toss him in it, freeze him, toss him in a lake. Challange him to Mortal Comabt and FINISH HIM. Tell him he needs a new hobby reccomend collecting LOLcat pics. Send him to [Forbidden] and tell him that'll be him if he keeps playing gta. Send him to gtaforums, there are many other randoms there as well. Use him as a bike ramp. Lure him to the wildy and pk him for his itamsz!11. Find a whip and pretend he's an abysal demon who drops noted whips. \

 

Immerce his hand/face/body in acid, then lol. :thumbsup: A few ideas.

 

 

 

I love you. =D

 

 

 

I like the one about recording the conversations, too.

Ask yourself:

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would an Imperial Commissar do?

Tie him up, peel little pieces of skin from him and sprinkle some salt in the wounds. After you've done that, keep him tied up and roll him trough the olive oil, throw him in the desert and let him rot. What an annoying little bastard.

What would Jesus do?

 

 

 

Well whatever Jesus would do, do the opposite, its more fun that way.

 

 

 

Or wait til his parents get the phone bill.

When he has his little phone calling sprees have you thought of in that time using the phone to call a good friend or a girl? (or guy...don't know whatg gender you are tbh :anxious: ) But that would allow you to not have to deal with all the grief from the phone calls...

So, a kid is ringing you up, splurting all this, while playing GTA.

 

Yeah, I'd uh, talk to his parents. Get them to confiscate the game and ground him at least. If they do nothing, then it's time to take matters into your own gunsImeanhands.

Drop Kick the little [cabbage] in the head

Unplug your phone during the day. At like 4am, plug it back in and call him non-stop

AHAHAAAAHAAA, oh god hahaa.

 

 

 

Seriously, yyou should get some friends around to listen to him, or even better, record it and put it onto the internet and send me a link.

 

 

 

While he sounds like a right little sh*t, it just sounds so bloody funny!!!

I don't even think this is important enough to render a thread. How old are you? Take some action. You could think for 10 minutes to yourself about what to do in the situation or make a topic about it and get the same replies.

 

 

 

 

 

I don't get it, unless this thread is a clever way to introuduce " How would you waste a 10 year old boy? "