And invite her to go fly a kite with you. Girls [bleep]ing love kites. THEY [bleep]ING LOVE THEM.

That's actually really good advice. I'm trying to develop a mental list of suggestions for awesome activities that aren't quite cliche, and that's definitely going on the list. Going to the movies gets old after a while.

And TTanT, congratulations. ;) Be sure to let us know how it goes.

Well, the dream caused me enough longing to overwhelm my natural cowardice.

 

I didn't ask her out at the beginning of the day, as I never saw an opportunity, or throughout the day, either. However, I'd already vowed to myself that I would ask her out.

 

So, when school ended, I raced from my class to my locker to her locker. Her omnipresent friend, was, luckily, busy at her own locker.

 

I took the bull by the horns, albeit nervously.

 

 

"Hey"

"Oh, hi!"

"Want to mumble mumble mumble?"

"What?"

*Breathes deeply* "Want to go out with me?"

"Yes"

 

I was grinning during chess club, and won both of my matches.

 

Today ruled.

 

 

EDIT: And yeah, I know you shouldn't kiss a girl right after you ask her out, but this was a dream.

 

It's a tribute to my innocence that all I did was kiss her and hold her for a bit.

That's awesome! So glad it went well for you!

Man up and make that [cabbage] happen. Today.

 

And invite her to go fly a kite with you. Girls [bleep]ing love kites. THEY [bleep]ING LOVE THEM. Use a parafoil, though - cheap, easy to get in the air, and easy to do badass tricks with one hand.

Just don't fly them in a thunderstorm like we have one now. :wink:

...

But seriously, a kite?

GIRLS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER ME TODAY WHYYYYYYYYY. I'm completely busy all this week, and totally dig this one girl in the play with me and we both know it, but [bleep]ing girls have been all over me.

 

Okay, so I get sort of first dates hanging out with girls with kites, as I've said. A good way to initiate this is: Me: Do you like kites? Girl: What? M: You heard me. G: Um, I guess? (now, if she's interested:) Yes. (If she's very interested:) I never learned how to fly one! (Even more interested, include previous and:) will you teach me? M: *Thumbs up*

 

But 4 girls took that bait today. What the fuuuuuuuck. And there were more I could have gotten. And this girl I went to middle school with wants to hang out. And this cheerleader that wants a rebound.

 

It's tiring. Because I really just want that one girl in theater, but she's trying to force herself not to dig me back because she's two years older than me and has a boyfriend. Not really huge deals to me. I never met her boyfriend, so I assume he doesn't exist. Well, my brain assumes. I let it.

 

I'm really about to just take this girls by the horns. So to speak.

 

Moral of all this: GIRLS [bleep]ING LOOOOOOVE KIIIIIIITES

Or maybe they love you. But kites are pretty awesome.

 

It's tiring. Because I really just want that one girl in theater, but she's trying to force herself not to dig me back because she's two years older than me and has a boyfriend. Not really huge deals to me. I never met her boyfriend, so I assume he doesn't exist. Well, my brain assumes. I let it.

 

 

 

 

With that attitude you may get attacked by a jealous boyfriend.

Well, the dream caused me enough longing to overwhelm my natural cowardice.

 

I didn't ask her out at the beginning of the day, as I never saw an opportunity, or throughout the day, either. However, I'd already vowed to myself that I would ask her out.

 

So, when school ended, I raced from my class to my locker to her locker. Her omnipresent friend, was, luckily, busy at her own locker.

 

I took the bull by the horns, albeit nervously.

 

 

"Hey"

"Oh, hi!"

"Want to mumble mumble mumble?"

"What?"

*Breathes deeply* "Want to go out with me?"

"Yes"

 

I was grinning during chess club, and won both of my matches.

 

Today ruled.

 

 

EDIT: And yeah, I know you shouldn't kiss a girl right after you ask her out, but this was a dream.

 

It's a tribute to my innocence that all I did was kiss her and hold her for a bit.

 

-.-

I did basically the exact same thing, except when i did it, I got a yes at first, then a text afterwards that said no -.-

 

It was such a crash.... I got all "omg it a miricale!"

 

then the damn text....

 

Some things can just go either way, i suppose.

 

It's tiring. Because I really just want that one girl in theater, but she's trying to force herself not to dig me back because she's two years older than me and has a boyfriend. Not really huge deals to me. I never met her boyfriend, so I assume he doesn't exist. Well, my brain assumes. I let it.

 

 

 

 

With that attitude you may get attacked by a jealous boyfriend.

I'm surprised I haven't gotten my [wagon] kicked yet, actually. I'm a complete [bleep] to everyone. A very friendly and social [bleep], true, but quite a [bleep] all the same.

 

I am proud of you, though. Take the girl out to FLY [bleep]ING KITES BECAUSE GIRLS [bleep]ING LOVE KITES

 

i can't even stop saying it

 

It's tiring. Because I really just want that one girl in theater, but she's trying to force herself not to dig me back because she's two years older than me and has a boyfriend. Not really huge deals to me. I never met her boyfriend, so I assume he doesn't exist. Well, my brain assumes. I let it.

 

 

 

 

With that attitude you may get attacked by a jealous boyfriend.

I'm surprised I haven't gotten my [wagon] kicked yet, actually. I'm a complete [bleep] to everyone. A very friendly and social [bleep], true, but quite a [bleep] all the same.

 

I am proud of you, though. Take the girl out to FLY [bleep]ING KITES BECAUSE GIRLS [bleep]ING LOVE KITES

 

i can't even stop saying it

 

 

I don't know where you live, but here it is winter, and snowy, and just generally unfriendly to kites. Maybe once the temperature increases by about 40 degrees( I mean fahrenheit, by the way).

 

Kites are cool and all, but pneumonia isn't. (Me, exaggerate?)

 

Tomorrow we're hanging out at the library after school, which is actually the hangout for our social group.

We're cool.

It's always windy here, and the past couple days it's been liveable. This weekend it was actually warm in the son. Which was nice since it's been in the single digits since Christmas.

Mmm. Being as busy as I am sucks so hard right now, girl-wise. There are a couple of girls I see at UIL rehearsals, though, and we've hung out a few times. One girl I do like - she has a boyfriend though, but that's never stopped me before. We've kissed and such, and that's probably enough to get my [wagon] kicked, but I'm a shameless gallivant anyways.

 

You know, looking back, I really kind of deserve to get my [wagon] kicked. Ah well. I'm pretty happy with it staying as it is.

 

 

It's amazing how my respect for you deviates so drastically between your posts. And as long as your expressing women's love of kites, also try Sunset watching and ocean listening. Cliches work wonders. Atleast for me.

 

 

Oh, and Congradulations TTant!!! :D

You should have extremely low expectations when you see my posts.

I've taken girls flying kites. Kites are [bleep]ing awesome. I could totally be like you lent, but I don't go to school anymore, and I've got a ton of other [cabbage] to deal with. but hot damn.

well, im gonna go on with my story. this is more of a happy one, im sorry if this is all about how [cabbage] goes wrong for you guys, im sorry. but this is how i got my current girlfriend.

 

Friday, August 7th, 2009 (yes this year)

i was at the local capreol youth center just playing guitar hero 3, when i hear my best friend behind me, so i jump up and tell "TOOOOOOO-" i was cut halfway through speech when i saw the hottest girl in the world to me. Her name is Kassy. When i saw she was a scene chick, i was like, BONUS. But, me, being the insecure "I don't have a freaking chance", i never bothered to try. later that day, she randomly gave mer her number and said call me sometime. we hung out with our big group of friends for like 8 hours, and she kept hugging me plenty of times. (NOTE: i am a person who does NOT know when he's being hit on. it LITERALLY has to be very obvious before i even take notice.) and i just felt happy. later that evening, she asked if i could stay at the place shes staying at, which was my friend tom's. not wanting to miss an opportunity, i decided too. before i knew it, she was cuddling up to me in her undergarmets while i was in mine (being 16 years old, you can guess what happened). 20 minutes later, my friend tom goes to the bathroom, and she kissed me. she kissed me first. then said "you silly fool. how did you not know that i liked you all along?" i told her this story for why.(will be after this post) and she is like, well i obviously like you. and i responded with, "would you like to go out with m-" and she kissed me before i could finish and said "yes" after that, it was hard to explain to my friends on how i got kassy, without even trying. (Note, i said i didn't bother trying because i thought i didnt have a chance) that is my claim to fame.

 

SIDE STORY "Why I Don't Think I Can Get Anyone"

ever since grade 7, when ive been interested in women, i have never been asked out, or treated with proper respect. i was a short, chubby, 12 year old boy addicted to rs. (still am since grade 6) but i was never called attractive, cute, etc, and to be honest, when your called ugly, fat, and other things. you believe you really are fat, ugly, etc. i had ZERO self esteem. none at all. i always liked a bunch of girls, but they never showed me the same kind of feelings. so ever since then, till grade 10 summer vacation, i never thought i was attractive, or could get anyone even if i tried.

 

-Josh Solomon (Velvet Ember)

 

Most people think this is a lie, but ill be honest with you guys.

I only lie to my parents so i dont get in trouble. i can tell the truth to anyone if i feel like it.

I'm tempted to say pics or it didn't happen.

 

I'm happy for you but.. that all happened in 1/2 days? That's what it seems like.

Hmmm you make it seem more suspicious than it should be by begging us to believe you. But I do.

 

And things can happen pretty quickly like that, sometimes. It's happend to me...(once...)

 

she was cuddling up to me in her undergarmets while i was in mine (being 16 years old, you can guess what happened)

 

I not quite sure what that means, I guess you're trying to say you didn't have sex with her? For some people, that would mean the opposite...

"You silly fool"

Who the [bleep] says (especially a scene girl) that nowadays?

"You silly fool"

Who the [bleep] says (especially a scene girl) that nowadays?

dont ask me dude :S

 

and for eveyone else, it did happen in 1 day. i know most of you DONT believe me. but whatever. i can even have her back me up on it.

and thanks if you believed me. i didnt even think it could happen ever but it did. good luck to everyone else trying to find someone they can be with forever :D

Hmmm you make it seem more suspicious than it should be by begging us to believe you. But I do.

 

And things can happen pretty quickly like that, sometimes. It's happend to me...(once...)

 

I not quite sure what that means, I guess you're trying to say you didn't have sex with her? For some people, that would mean the opposite...

 

i did not have sex with her. i dont force people into sex ever. all we did was kiss all night in our underwear :x

I'm tempted to say pics or it didn't happen.

 

I'm happy for you but.. that all happened in 1/2 days? That's what it seems like.

 

yeah, we met at like 3pm, started dating at 4 am ( me, her, and my friend tom pulled an all nighter) :S

Velvet, it doesn't sound so locked in and secure as you may think. =/ Be careful, don't get too attached for now.

Velvet, it doesn't sound so locked in and secure as you may think. =/ Be careful, don't get too attached for now.

its been 5 months, and its actually going strong. :D

weve been together like, every weekend and whenever we can. i can tell she really likes me, because she is always smiling when shes beside me. and im always smiling while im beside her. ive told her everything, and i know 100% truths of her. its been going great though. :D to be honest, i understand what you mean to "not get to attached" if i lost her, i wouldnt leave my house except for school/groceries. i wouldnt even leave for my friends until i was over it.

I believe him. Sometimes a hookup turns into more.

 

I've taken girls flying kites. Kites are [bleep]ing awesome. I could totally be like you lent, but I don't go to school anymore, and I've got a ton of other [cabbage] to deal with. but hot damn.

If you need to talk about [cabbage] or something, I'm down, bro. Speaking of misc relationships: a guy that used to be a really close friend of mine (we fell apart when he became a major pothead) got kicked out of his mom's house yesterday because she blames him for money going missing - when she's been buying drinks with it and losing money period. It's a bad situation, they used to be very close, but his stepdad revealed that he was gay and his stepdad and mom broke up, my friend went to live with his mom and stuff was going pretty good until recently apparently. Now he's living with his dad, who he hates because he used to beat him, but my friend's a big ol' boy now and is rarely home anyways. He's stopped smoking for a while and he's trying to find someone to hire him right now, because he's looking to get an apartment (probably with another guy we know).

 

It's a bad situation. But, now, onto happy situations!

 

 

A girl I kinda like and me had a sort-of lunch date today. I demanded that she take me to lunch, and apparently she dropped her plans with her best friend (more on that later) for me. I went out to meet her at her car, saw her in the hallway so we headed outside. When we were walking out and starting to drive (we were going to a Lebanese cafe where I'm sort of a regular) it was kind of awkward because we didn't pay much attention to each other - I was meeting a bunch of new folks, and she was introducing me to said folks. Got in the car, started driving, began flirting mad crazy. She was resisting some in the car (in the parking lot), but once we were almost to the place she was much more comfortable. - She digs me.

 

We got to the place, and I know how to order in Arabic, so I just told her to find a table while I took care of it. Ordered a couple of gyros and some baklava - always great to see if a girl will try new things. I paid for her, which I don't usually do, but the owner knows me so he gives it to me for cheap anyways. Took it to the table, told her not to worry about money and she could pay me back (if you absolutely must buy something for a girl, make her pay you back - but remember money isn't the only currency!) wink wink wink. She's a bit nervous about trying the food (middle eastern food can be intimidating), but I pretty much forced her to eat it. She loves it, of course - gyros, baklava, oh god it's so good. Flirting hardcore the whole time. She is flirting back harder if possible.

 

We finish up or whatever and start heading out. Very hands-on. The owner gives me a thumbs up - he's a funny guy. He says he'll give me free food if I ever bring pictures of my exploits. Haha.

 

So, heading out, we're looking at each other. I should kiss her. Just seal it. But there is actually a lot of [cabbage] hanging on me today (and there was, any other day I would have gladly kissed her and just gone from there), so I just hugged her and gave her a little peck. She was going to kiss back, but it was a very little one. She told me that was probably a good idea - we should talk next time we hang out. I agreed.

 

We were really just very flirtatious and quite handsy for the rest of the day. Her friends and other people in the play (all my friends as well) are clearly noticing, but we'll talk about what we're doing when we have a chance.

 

I like this girl. And the last topic we were on was alcohol - I asked what kind of beer she liked, and she got in her car, winked and replied "I'm more of a scotch or whiskey girl." And drove. My jaw dropped. (Those of you that don't know, that's a major southern thing - girls that can handle their Jack are few and far between).

 

 

Ah. Good day.

I have to say that Lent's past few posts sound like he just lost his virginity and is on a REAL high.

 

So, anyways, I have a little project for you guys.....

 

Where would you take a girl out on a date?

 

I know some people would say "movies", and Lent would say "KIIIIITES", but is there anywhere else where you'd go?

 

Somebody should keep this list updated ;) , you know, like those Iamdan posts....

Kites, maybe a cool food place where you're a regular. Someplace interesting and new.

 

Also: still a coital virgin. My junk has not been all up inside a girl's junk. Other stuff, I've done plenty. But no junk-junk intercourse.