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I've dated girls like that. They're often not exaggerating.

 

I dont see you hanging out with her and not having sex with her somewhere down the line. But at least it'll be fun. (And her boyfriend is either really used to being cheated on, is insanely insecure, insanely oversecure, or a complete moron)

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yeah it's just a weird scenario for me because on paper she's everything I'd want in a friend or partner. same taste in obscure music, art, hobbies, stuff like that. but she's so hypersexual that it makes me uncomfortable. like I have absolutely no problem with sex or talking about it, but within like an hour of meeting her she was telling me about how she gives the best [bleep]s, has no gag reflex, sucked the dick of some 27 year old high school teacher, and a lot more. so it's weird to be around someone who is so bizarrely open about her sex life but has a long distance boyfriend. i don't want to be the bad guy and have her cheat on him with me, but if she just shut the [bleep] up about sex for once then she has potential for being a good friend. whatever. it's not really that big of a deal for me either way because I'm not all that physically attracted to her, so we'll probably just drift away. it'd be easier if she didn't text and snapchat me all the time, but oh well I guess.

If you're not comfortable with it, don't do anything, but I say just stop over thinking it and get with her
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Based on the description, she might well have STDs. 

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Blah it's been a while since I've posted here because I've been procrastinating typing out what's been happening over the last month and a half but now I have actual homework to procrastinate for so I guess it's happening~

 

First off, you guys were right about the last girls I was talking about (the one I went on two dates with without kissing/barely even touching lol). We had a third date set up, she bailed, we kept talking for a little bit but it gradually fizzled out over break and she stopped even responding to me once school started back up so it's safe to say that story is done.

 

I briefly mentioned this in the today thread but I had a dramatically better experience on New Year's Eve. I ended up going to a folk / bluegrass jam band show with some friends and we all took MDMA. For those of you that haven't experienced it, it basically removes all of your social anxiety and makes you super happy and outgoing without being intoxicating, and it makes dancing and touching feel INCREDIBLE. Ended up dancing/making out with an incredibly hot girl there, which was a hell of an ego boost as I had never done a cold approach like that before that worked. It's just incredible how easy everything becomes when you stay relaxed and just naturally escalate touching. I realize that is exactly what you guys have been saying for years but it's just something else being able to experience yourself doing it and seeing how possible it actually is. Didn't have my phone on me to get the girl's number afterwards though ;_; but still, definitely an awesome experience, 10/10 would recommend

 

Anyways, since I've been at school I've been trying to get the Tinder train rolling. Had a date today after 2 attempts with other girls that flaked. I thought it wasn't off to the greatest start as she gave me a kind of weird look upon walking in and realizing she was about four inches taller than me and the initial conversation was a little awkward, as I'm sure is pretty common when meeting a stranger off the internet. However, after about 20 minutes the awkwardness subsided and after about 40 I ballsed up and had her give me her hand for the rest of the date, as Muggi has been suggesting forever. As he said, it was not nearly as awkward as I thought it would be - it took a second for her to understand what I was asking but she had no problem with it once I did and it's amazing how quickly the conversation became more natural/interesting almost immediately after. We ended up staying at the bubble tea place for a bit under two hours (legitimately lost track of time there, I know you guys only suggest about 45 minutes but we were touching the whole time and it felt right so I just went with it), after which I hugged her goodbye and left.

 

So like... what now? I don't really want to do an event date again after how things fizzled out with the last girl I tried that with but idk, seems weird to already jump to just inviting her over. I'm probably overthinking it though.

 

Also, can you guys help me with my tinder pictures? Here is the album of pictures I've been using. Currently my profile just has the first two in the album (I cropped the girls out of the second one aside from some peripheral parts I couldn't manage haha), though I've generally been rotating between those five. Idk any advice is welcome, if there's something that's blatantly missing I can try to fix that as well. I'm just at the point where tinder barely shows me any new profiles on campus anymore but I'm still barely getting matches even from indiscriminately swiping right (i'm averaging like one a week-ish lol and I feel like that's really low). Idk any advice is welcome. Currently my profile text is just my school and year.

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Yeah, have like one selfie max. Always have an obligatory picture or two of you with other people, and another one or two of you doing something like a hobby. I have one of me playing the guitar which I think helps a lot, but it could be hiking or something like that. 

 

I've had Tinder for exactly one month now. 228 matches total. Helps that I alternated between my hometown and my large college, but yeah. My pictures could be a lot better and I swipe right on a large majority of girls. I honestly don't care much about it, I'm not really actively trying to get dates out of it. I really only talk to girls when they initiate. It's fun though, as dumb as it can often be.

 

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I erased my Tinder profile.

Might have to reopen it, again...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I'll instantly get monogamous if I ever date a girl named Elvira

 

 

Ha ha my grandma's called Elvira.

 

Somewhere back in this thread there's a quote of Muggi mentioning he has nothing against older women... This is the perfect thing to add to our south american soap opera. Saqprets is with Elvira but he betrayed her trust somehow, meanwhile ladies man muggi has a serious crush on Elvira and would give up his philandering ways to start a relationship with her.

 

Now we just gotta figure out how crocefisso fits into this, besides being Elvira's grandson. Maybe he's on really good terms with saqprets but that will change when he finds out what saqprets did, and has threatened to challenge muggi to a duel if muggi seriously tries to go for Elvira because he doesn't believe muggi is good enough for her.

 

This is off to a good start.

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#Elviraisintheright

 

Whatever Elvira chooses should be respected - we are not barbarians after-all.

 

Well, I am not one to blame the magic 8-ball, but it DID say you may rely on it.

 

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Aaaand I got the "We should be friends" card...

She told me she can't tell me anything to my face, it is so difficult, so I kissed her and went for one more lap (I was running). She called me immediately about if I didn't want to hear what she thought. I replied I'll listen when I finish my lap, you can't leave the park so quickly. So I finished my lap, she told me we are friends now, even though it is hard, and that I should have been or should be more of a dick. Do more and be more confident.

I just kissed her again, and ran back home.

 

She sent me a message to not listen to other stuff she said. About how I should change and told me that I should stay the same and those changes would have only worked for us.

I replied, yolo, I didn't listen to what you said then.

Me roommate, who is pretty much muggi in his ways, told me that it ain't over yet, it's gonna be fun.

 

I don't know what to think.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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You mean I should move onto next one?

She kept teasing me with that she knows of one girl who likes me...

But I don't want next one yet, at least while she is so open-ended atm :D

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Again, I will say as a long time lurker that in this thread you learn so much. Alongside that it is a general source of amusement. I thank all users for their insights and views as well as amusing commentary.

 

On a side note can I be a recurring character on the soap opera? Maybe like a neighbour or something?

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You mean I should move onto next one?

She kept teasing me with that she knows of one girl who likes me...

But I don't want next one yet, at least while she is so open-ended atm :D

 

Unless she's in your social circle and/or unavoidable, I'm saying you should just cut off all contact with her and start seeing other girls. Don't respond to any texts or phone calls from her. If you want, you can tell her you're cutting off contact with her. As Riku pointed out, she made it pretty clear that she has no interest in moving forward with you.

 

You can reinitiate contact with her after ~3 months of radio silence and absolutely zero communication to her if you want.

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Well it looks like I really am going to have to end things with this girl (no muggi, we still haven't banged) She's becoming increasingly distant again and there's not even the excuse of school or work this time.

 

So in the meantime, anyone got any ideas for first dates? I'm looking for things that allow you to get to know each other better while also actually giving you something to do. Best I've got is feeding ducks.

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If you have snow, then call out for a snowfight and get a cup of hot chocolate or something afterwards.

If she is sporty, go for a jog in a park/forest/whatever.

I am seriously torn apart to 2 right now... One half of me wants to do as muggi said (which is pretty much impossible, we share friends and are on the academic landscape so we have lots of common events), and the other half wants to do as my flatmate said...

She didn't really want to tell me to just be friends and she wanted me to kiss her again and again and do something more. But she just doesn't like drama. At all.

 

Otherwise I wouldn't be so conflicted...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Well it looks like I really am going to have to end things with this girl (no muggi, we still haven't banged) She's becoming increasingly distant again and there's not even the excuse of school or work this time.

 

So in the meantime, anyone got any ideas for first dates? I'm looking for things that allow you to get to know each other better while also actually giving you something to do. Best I've got is feeding ducks.

Just stick with coffee or drinks. Don't make this any more complicated than it needs to be lol

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