January 31, 201511 yr Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck. On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau
February 1, 201511 yr Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck. On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. was she hot???
February 1, 201511 yr Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 1, 201511 yr Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head girls like that are rare
February 1, 201511 yr I don't think you should have had sex with her before she broke up with her bf, but that's just my opinion. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
February 1, 201511 yr mind blowing headWas this meant to be a double entendre? Because it's great In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.
February 1, 201511 yr Probably not, but to be fair she probably gives mind blowing head girls like that are rare So are guys (in the gay world). You'd think most gay men would know what they're doing since they've been on the receiving end before but most of them are just down-right terrible. Think teeth. And not to go into a personal brag or hopefully drag this thread beyond M rated, but any guy who manages to swoon me over has much to look forward to.(aka I'm one of those rare types) Popoto.~<3
February 1, 201511 yr Horatio, please start at least talking to girls on a friendly basis. They're not all manic depressive lunatics that are out to ruin the lives of men. There are plenty out there, sure. I have a tendency to date them, but for every one basketcase I've dated I've encountered hundreds of normal girls varying everywhere from amazing to mediocre. Some girls suck. Some guys suck. Dont be the guy that sucks and you'll find more and more girls that dont suck. On the topic of basket cases, I knew a girl who used to write fan fiction about me in which I would usually hunt down and murder her friends after they abandoned her in some way. Often I would kill myself at the end of the stories. The stories often included other little fetishes and had occasional drawings, e.g. of me executing one of her friends. I know this because she used to leave them in my locker at school. So, to be fair to Horatio, nutters do exist. was she hot??? Looked like a teenage version of Mary Beard. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau
February 1, 201511 yr Yeah I dont know how you thought you weren't going to have sex with her Champion lol. Dont feel bad about the boyfriend thing, their relationship ended when she moved not when you had sex with her. She just liked having a more tangible controllable reason. You had the fun of being that patsy Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 1, 201511 yr Aaaand we're done. This girl is gone. Well, at least I met some new girls a few day ago, so I got that going for me, which is nice. Off to hometown for a week aswell. So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc
February 2, 201511 yr Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing. Besides if you want a good reason to say why any reasonable guy should be wary about pursuing women you should talk about custody and child support and how for women they are allowed to conscent to sex and conscent to reproduction as separate events while men legally automatically conscent to reproduction by conscenting to sex. Ofc the obvious answer to that as well is always wear a condom. Unless you can be damn sure that this girl stands to lose more then you by getting knocked up, such as being kicked out of inheritance or something. So, as muggi says, always wear a condom. Also, on the note about crazy girls, hate to break it to you Horatio, but after that rant of yours, you kinda act like the male equivalent of crazy chick. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
February 2, 201511 yr Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing. If she's a low-end FB it's irrelevant
February 2, 201511 yr Because there's no harm in having a crazy feminazi girl as a low-end FB Are you sure? The term "feminazi girl" isn't particularly endearing. If she's a low-end FB it's irrelevant depending on the person she may be more trouble than it's worth. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti
February 2, 201511 yr If they cause any trouble I just quit seeing them, though before then at least I get to have some fun and enjoy things while they last :P But ultimately this rarely happens anyway since like I said, most of the time they filter themselves out before I even pitch a meet lol. It's not uncommon for them to respond to my opener with something lovely like "Wow you seem insecure" or "Yeah I can see why women don't like you" lol. Such enchanting young ladies :lol:
February 2, 201511 yr Im doubting your experience with stalkers Muggiw Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 2, 201511 yr Then let me say, evading and avoiding is the best response. Eventually they get bored if you ignore them long enough. Not a fun process though Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 3, 201511 yr Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
February 5, 201511 yr Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed IME the sad reality of the world is that the more capable you are of going cold blooded at will, the happier and more satisfying your life will be (e.g. having no qualms about eliminating people from your life if they're making you unhappy). In other words, sometimes being nice and being happy are mutually exclusive and you've gotta choose one or the other. And happiness is always the better option.
February 12, 201511 yr Cold blooded ring world. But sometimes needed IME the sad reality of the world is that the more capable you are of going cold blooded at will, the happier and more satisfying your life will be (e.g. having no qualms about eliminating people from your life if they're making you unhappy). In other words, sometimes being nice and being happy are mutually exclusive and you've gotta choose one or the other. And happiness is always the better option. Best idea in my opinion. I stuck around with my ex after our messy as all hell break up (after me catching her cheating) and it did not end well. Far from it. I learned that once you're over, you're over. Stop watering dead flowers.
February 16, 201511 yr You guys can guess 2 times where I woke up this morning. As a hint, it was not in my apartment, cause I lost my keys.And you will probably not like it, but DAMN! So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends. RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.I strike out every other week.Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.Randox pretty much stays rational.Etc, etc
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