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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

  • muggiwhplar
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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

Septuple post might be a new record.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Well played Muggi, well played.

 

Did it occur to you at the time that one day you will be one of those 30 and 40 year old men messaging young girls?

 

Yeah that's why I laughed out loud when I wrote that :lol:

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Bloody [bleep]ing hell.

Un-[bleep]ing-believable.

In-[bleep]ing-credible.

 

Since that one chick in January, seems like everything has changed...

I am more often seen with girls than without, which is a new thing.

I am invited out by girls, which is a new thing.

Just tonight, 3 girls invited me out. Spent the whole night, around 6 hours together, while there were shitloads of other familiar people around.

Danced and joked around a bit.

Ended up spending 20 mins in the flat of 2 of those.

 

Right before I went out with those 3 chicks, I spent an hour chatting with yet another girl. On a staircase.

Last week, on 3 nights I was invited out by girls.

 

 

WHAT THE [bleep] IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Wow you're getting popular! What a surprise completely out of left field!

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

I love my drunk TIFing.

 

But yeah, movies with one girl today.

 

Last night was crazy.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

I love my drunk TIFing.

It's always good to know someone does.

Luck be a Lady

Drunk TIFing is so 2012

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

  • 2 weeks later...

Last night we had a karaoke.

And we had a few bowls of this mixed drink made with sprite, wine and medicinal ethanol and berries.

Bloody headache.

 

But why I write here, is that later, the evening went pretty fun.

Out of the blue, I wake up with a blonde chick beside me and my lips hurt like hell.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

....Are you sure that's a chick?

Popoto.~<3

Absolutely 100% sure, cause she didn't just lie there.

 

We did... stuff.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Oh. Em. Gee. You totally held hands didn't you

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Oh. Em. Gee. You totally held hands didn't you

He's in a highly conservative society and a member of a frat that doesn't encourage/condone drinking. Of course they only held hands.

 

Also, Saw you shouldn't drink from broken bottles. That way your lips won't hurt.

We did... stuff.

You showed her your Pokemon Cards?

Luck be a Lady

She sucked his willy, duh..

 

We did... stuff.

You showed her your Pokemon Cards?

 

He traded his Steelix for her Cloyster.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

Leer takedown pound pound pound pound splash rollout snore

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

...i'll never be able to look at cubone the same way after reading that sentence

...i'll never be able to look at cubone the same way after reading that sentence

 

Lol I thought it sounded too dark

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