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Well played Muggi, well played.

 

Did it occur to you at the time that one day you will be one of those 30 and 40 year old men messaging young girls? For better or worse.

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Well played Muggi, well played.

 

Did it occur to you at the time that one day you will be one of those 30 and 40 year old men messaging young girls? For better or worse.

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Well played Muggi, well played.

 

Did it occur to you at the time that one day you will be one of those 30 and 40 year old men messaging young girls? For better or worse.

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Well played Muggi, well played.

 

Did it occur to you at the time that one day you will be one of those 30 and 40 year old men messaging young girls? For better or worse.

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Bloody [bleep]ing hell.

Un-[bleep]ing-believable.

In-[bleep]ing-credible.

 

Since that one chick in January, seems like everything has changed...

I am more often seen with girls than without, which is a new thing.

I am invited out by girls, which is a new thing.

Just tonight, 3 girls invited me out. Spent the whole night, around 6 hours together, while there were shitloads of other familiar people around.

Danced and joked around a bit.

Ended up spending 20 mins in the flat of 2 of those.

 

Right before I went out with those 3 chicks, I spent an hour chatting with yet another girl. On a staircase.

Last week, on 3 nights I was invited out by girls.

 

 

WHAT THE [bleep] IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I love my drunk TIFing.

 

But yeah, movies with one girl today.

 

Last night was crazy.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Last night we had a karaoke.

And we had a few bowls of this mixed drink made with sprite, wine and medicinal ethanol and berries.

Bloody headache.

 

But why I write here, is that later, the evening went pretty fun.

Out of the blue, I wake up with a blonde chick beside me and my lips hurt like hell.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Absolutely 100% sure, cause she didn't just lie there.

 

We did... stuff.

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Oh. Em. Gee. You totally held hands didn't you

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Oh. Em. Gee. You totally held hands didn't you

He's in a highly conservative society and a member of a frat that doesn't encourage/condone drinking. Of course they only held hands.

 

Also, Saw you shouldn't drink from broken bottles. That way your lips won't hurt.

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Leer takedown pound pound pound pound splash rollout snore

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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