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I sneezed. So violently that my nose started bleeding.

 

My nose bled so profusely that I must now change shirts.

 

This can't be a good omen.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I'm so [bleep]ing happy.

 

We just played our most important football match of the season. If we won this game, we'd pretty much be guaranteed promotion. It started off well enough, with us going 1-0 up within 20 minutes. Then they really started to hit back and a ball came across into the box, behind all our defenders, and the guy slotted it in the bottom corner. I couldn't have gotten it. The next goal was also theirs, a corner was headed out to the right by our centreback, but one of their players got it, and fired off a random shot that I didn't see till the last second, so I got a hand to it, but it went in. I made a few more decent saves, but we went into half time 2-1 down.

 

Second half started, and for the first half we were solid. Nothing got past the defence 95% of the time, and when it did, it was fairly easy to come and collect. We were struggling to get good shots away, but about halfway through the second half we were awarded a free kick about 10 yards outside the box, dead centre.

 

Our striker stepped up to take it, and took one of the most perfect free kicks I have ever seen. It shot just under the bar, and all the keeper could do was push it into the roof of the net. This boosted our confidence, and we kept our defence solid, while making some good attacks, but still nothing got very close to being a goal. At one point, we defended another corner, and cleared it away, and the team moved up to keep the pressure on. One of the other team got the ball, and knocked it long to their striker, who beat our leftback at the corner of the box, and shot. It curved in towards the near post, and I dived and pushed it across the goal with my left hand. As he ran towards me to finish it off, I jumped to my feet as fast as I could, and dived for it. I landed on top of it, and protected it from their player. It was brilliant fun. Then, somehow, with 5 minutes to go, a ball was played right between their centrebacks, and one of our midfielders ran on to it, ran it into the box and slotted it coolly into the bottom corner. I was ecstatic. He actually got booked for running around the pitch with his shirt off. We were all incredibly happy.

 

The next five minutes we defended like we had never done before. Then, the final whistle went, and that was the end to one of the most nerve racking games I have ever played.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

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I'm so [bleep]ing happy.

 

We just played our most important football match of the season. If we won this game, we'd pretty much be guaranteed promotion. It started off well enough, with us going 1-0 up within 20 minutes. Then they really started to hit back and a ball came across into the box, behind all our defenders, and the guy slotted it in the bottom corner. I couldn't have gotten it. The next goal was also theirs, a corner was headed out to the right by our centreback, but one of their players got it, and fired off a random shot that I didn't see till the last second, so I got a hand to it, but it went in. I made a few more decent saves, but we went into half time 2-1 down.

 

Second half started, and for the first half we were solid. Nothing got past the defence 95% of the time, and when it did, it was fairly easy to come and collect. We were struggling to get good shots away, but about halfway through the second half we were awarded a free kick about 10 yards outside the box, dead centre.

 

Our striker stepped up to take it, and took one of the most perfect free kicks I have ever seen. It shot just under the bar, and all the keeper could do was push it into the roof of the net. This boosted our confidence, and we kept our defence solid, while making some good attacks, but still nothing got very close to being a goal. At one point, we defended another corner, and cleared it away, and the team moved up to keep the pressure on. One of the other team got the ball, and knocked it long to their striker, who beat our leftback at the corner of the box, and shot. It curved in towards the near post, and I dived and pushed it across the goal with my left hand. As he ran towards me to finish it off, I jumped to my feet as fast as I could, and dived for it. I landed on top of it, and protected it from their player. It was brilliant fun. Then, somehow, with 5 minutes to go, a ball was played right between their centrebacks, and one of our midfielders ran on to it, ran it into the box and slotted it coolly into the bottom corner. I was ecstatic. He actually got booked for running around the pitch with his shirt off. We were all incredibly happy.

 

The next five minutes we defended like we had never done before. Then, the final whistle went, and that was the end to one of the most nerve racking games I have ever played.

 

Grats, sounds like an awesome game, kinda makes me want to get back to football (I used to keep for a bit too). But then I get reminded of how crap my team was, and the trainings lol.

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You win some, you luge some.

I hate you now.

Don't be such a sore luger Lenin. :-P

Vancouver? I barely know 'er!

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I started working on a second chat roulette compilation video for my second youtube profile . No school tomorrow ftw. I will edit my video and upload to you tube.

I'm making a Combat Arms kill compilation video. :thumbsup: Do you still play?

Yes I do. My combat arms name is ballerplaya.

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I started working on a second chat roulette compilation video for my second youtube profile . No school tomorrow ftw. I will edit my video and upload to you tube.

I'm making a Combat Arms kill compilation video. :thumbsup: Do you still play?

Yes I do. My combat arms name is ballerplaya.

Alright, I'll add you next time I get on. I don't play all that often but if you're ever on we can play. My KDR is still like .60 but that's because I've been playing on a server with no rank limit for like two weeks until I realized yesterday that there's one for my rank. -.-

 

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I started working on a second chat roulette compilation video for my second youtube profile . No school tomorrow ftw. I will edit my video and upload to you tube.

I'm making a Combat Arms kill compilation video. :thumbsup: Do you still play?

Yes I do. My combat arms name is ballerplaya.

Alright, I'll add you next time I get on. I don't play all that often but if you're ever on we can play. My KDR is still like .60 but that's because I've been playing on a server with no rank limit for like two weeks until I realized yesterday that there's one for my rank. -.-

 

Mine is .80. I did the same thing as you.

 

I just finished editing my video, it is time to wait 6 hours for it to render then I can upload.

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Ahahaha render times. Took me 2 hours to render a minute-long English project. And I might need to do it again, because I don't know if you can burn mp4 to DVD.

 

... Can you?

 

You can. I can;t tell you how to do it because I do not know which program to use. I can render directly to a DVD using Sony Vegas + Sony DVD Architect.

 

 

My video is 7:45 and I have access to a pretty good computer for rendering data at my college. My video will be available in 1080p as well :).

 

The only video I uploaded got 10k views and 14 subscribers which surprised me. I got 40 messages requesting another video 1 week after my first, but I was having ISP issues so I couldn't stay on chat roulette for long. I had to go through 5 hours of recordings and remove over 120 clips of inappropriate actions involving private body parts.

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Well, I had an awesome day.

 

I went ice skating with my girlfriend, which was mad fun, even if we both walked in there knowing nearly nothing about how to do it.

 

But we walked out far better skaters, and only fell about five times each or so.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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My foreskin was worth around three quarters of a billion dollars ...

 

"Male circumcision is routinely performed at hospitals throughout the U.S., despite increasing evidence that it is not necessarily beneficial for the child. The removed foreskin, however, is often grown into thousands of square feet of new tissue by biotech labs, and can be used as skin for burn victims and to help manufacturer insulin among other uses. The circumcised skin of one child can be extrapolated into 250,000 square feet of new skin and sold at $3,000 per square foot."

 

DAMN IT MOM AND DAD WHY DID YOU NOT SELL MY PENIS

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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My foreskin was worth around three quarters of a billion dollars ...

 

"Male circumcision is routinely performed at hospitals throughout the U.S., despite increasing evidence that it is not necessarily beneficial for the child. The removed foreskin, however, is often grown into thousands of square feet of new tissue by biotech labs, and can be used as skin for burn victims and to help manufacturer insulin among other uses. The circumcised skin of one child can be extrapolated into 250,000 square feet of new skin and sold at $3,000 per square foot."

 

DAMN IT MOM AND DAD WHY DID YOU NOT SELL MY PENIS

It's "unethical"...

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My foreskin was worth around three quarters of a billion dollars ...

 

"Male circumcision is routinely performed at hospitals throughout the U.S., despite increasing evidence that it is not necessarily beneficial for the child. The removed foreskin, however, is often grown into thousands of square feet of new tissue by biotech labs, and can be used as skin for burn victims and to help manufacturer insulin among other uses. The circumcised skin of one child can be extrapolated into 250,000 square feet of new skin and sold at $3,000 per square foot."

 

DAMN IT MOM AND DAD WHY DID YOU NOT SELL MY PENIS

 

It can't be worth that much. If anybody (guy) can sell it, and it's easy to get, they won't pay that much for it.

 

And how much do you want skin from someones penis on your face to cover up a burn mark?

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LOL it's bad enough that they're burn victims but then they have to live with someone else's foreskin on them? ewwww

 

Hilarious. Wish I had some left to sell, lol.

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My foreskin was worth around three quarters of a billion dollars ...

 

"Male circumcision is routinely performed at hospitals throughout the U.S., despite increasing evidence that it is not necessarily beneficial for the child. The removed foreskin, however, is often grown into thousands of square feet of new tissue by biotech labs, and can be used as skin for burn victims and to help manufacturer insulin among other uses. The circumcised skin of one child can be extrapolated into 250,000 square feet of new skin and sold at $3,000 per square foot."

 

DAMN IT MOM AND DAD WHY DID YOU NOT SELL MY PENIS

 

It can't be worth that much. If anybody (guy) can sell it, and it's easy to get, they won't pay that much for it.

 

Well maybe the process of extrapolation makes it expensive. derp.

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