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Got pants'd in the locker room today.

 

My underwear dropped too.

 

FML

Who cares? Its in the locker room. Well unless you're insecure about your body... are you?

Yes. :unsure:

Oh, well then that explains it.

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I was on the front page of the local paper today because a Schinook cargo helicopter landed at our school and our Marine JROTC got to ride in it. There's a wonderful picture of me with my schoolmates riding the thing. It was epic. They did a ton of cool tricks. It was a pretty amazing experience.

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God...I've been so tired lately, which is odd, considering i've got a few more hours sleep last night then i usually do.

Ugh, I hate waking up early for school.

I feel like crap right now. I already passed out for like 3 hours this afternoon, but I'm still really tired.

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Dagnabbit. My phone is pretty much broken. It keeps turning off randomly, sometimes it'll stay on for 8 hours before turning off, other times 2 minutes (although closer to the latter). Although this may have been caused by the multiple times I've thrown it violently against the ground for fun and had competitions of who could throw it the highest.

 

Holy [cabbage], now that it's getting warmer all the creepy stuff is coming out.

 

I go outside, I've been hearing rustling sounds coming from behind the hot water heater outside for last few days. Take a look and holy [cabbage] it's a family of lizards the size of my arm. I'm not quite sure what species but I really don't want to investigate. If I had to guess they're about 20 inches long, and about 5 inches around, and there are about 4 of them. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[bleep].

Well, my brother is gone. It was pretty sad, my mom started crying. I just kind of gave him a hug and said, "I'll see ya when I see ya..." Touching sibling moment, I know. Off the topic of my brother, I am now an entire two weeks behind on my heavy/light ball animation project. So now I have to work my ass off in order to catch up. My parents leave on Saturday for a six day vacation and I have the house to myself, I'm expecting H2PM, Skull, Rob, Dax, and Sam to come keep me company. As well as watch my dogs while I'm at work and school. You guys have full use of my computer. Oh, and Adrenal you can come too.

 

EDIT: Forgot Nick. He's bringing the snacks since you guys can't eat my food.

I thought we were going to go to my place to see a drive-in movie? I was saving these stale chips just for it.

That's comes after. Though you should bring those chips, I've been looking forward to them.

Alright, that sounds good. I wish UP was still in the drive in, that'd be an amazing movie to see there.

 

<---- Oh, lookie, 3001 posts. New rank time... Am i going to be melting ice giants now?

EDIT: No, it looks like I'm training Black Knights.

Well, I'm on holidays, so I'll make the trip. Where exactly do you live? :thumbsup:

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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Down by the river.

I just ate some meat that said to use by March 2010... since it was frozen I won't die, right? :unsure:

 

Well, I'm on holidays, so I'll make the trip. Where exactly do you live?

 

Go to the nearest outhouse, knock thrice, and ask for David. When he asks who it is, knock twice.

Open the outhouse, stand in it for exactly 4 and a half minutes, and step out. There will now be a red van, with the keys in the passenger seat.

Take David's van to the nearest grocery store, buy a sack of oranges. Peel every orange, there will be a key in one of them.

Use the key to unlock the shed behind the store. Before entering, ensure you are wearing absolutely no green clothing. Enter, and you will see a tiny man. He will provide farther direction.

 

Godspeed.

I just ate some meat that said to use by March 2010... since it was frozen I won't die, right? :unsure:

Did you cook it completely?

I think so... meh it tasted fine and I don't feel sick so I don't give a [bleep].

 

Yeah dude you should be fine. My father does that with meat all the time, in fact two nights ago he cooked ribs from seven months ago. Or so he says, he probably just said that to mess with me though.

I found out last night that I now have today (Friday) off work. I have no clue what I should do, though.

Today I found out I suffer from the hands of orgasmic cephalalgia. Life sucks. :(

it's cephalgia, and only chicks get that. girly men too I guess :razz:

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it's cephalgia, and only chicks get that. girly men too I guess :razz:

http://www.estronaut.com/a/sex_headaches_coital_cephalgia.htm

Men and women have the same rates of exertional headaches in general. But, men have higher rates of sex headaches specifically

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Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Relax day today then going to the beach tomorrow with a friend....and her boyfriend. ;___;

 

I really need a new hobby. Also brought my first thing online on Thursday night: Vibrant Blue PSP 3000. Gunna buy KH:BBS when it gets here right away. :thumbup:

Popoto.~<3

Tic Tacs are great.

 

Especially the Citrus ones.

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wake up like dead men

it's cephalgia, and only chicks get that. girly men too I guess :razz:

 

Where'd you get that from? Too many women turning you down because of "headaches"? :-P

Spent almost all day writing and revising an essay for my English class. :mellow:

I will put my boots on.

 

I will pass on down the corridor.

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