September 26, 201015 yr You don't necessarily have to buy slide gloves (though having some form of hand protection is prudent). People with any respect don't really care what you look like, at least you are protected. If this is anything to go by: I actually forgot I was wearing them :P You seriously look like my brother I'm not kidding. IT is scary. and we share an irl name. Goddamn it, this is freaky. I got to train some people today at my job :D And I almost got in huge trouble because 22 minutes into a call listeniing to someone rant (the average call is 1-2 minutes or less.) I said "ok maam I've heard you say the same thing over and over, you need to stop talking and listen to me. This is the message center, I am hundreds of miles away from where the lawyers office is. I do not know why he is not in the office, I'm not blowing you off, but frankly I find it bizarre you expect your lawyer to be in his office at 1 am on a Saturday night. If you had done as I asked, you probably could have gotten a return call by now. Now, with that said again I would be more than happy to take a message for you, maybe I have your phone number please?" *grumbles out the number* Ok, I'll let him know you called, is there anything else I can do for you today?" "[bleep] you." "Have a great day!" Then I found out my boss was listening to the phone call. I lold. Also owned some prank callers, they are always so funny to own. Typical one today "Thank you for calling dr ____ office, Sam speaking, may I help you?" "hi. my husbands *explicit* is really really big and i want to know if you want to see it. (note this is way way way over simplified and censored" (and admin/mods, if this seems too racy feel free to remove it, I'm not trying to push the boundaries, but I've seen way worse on this topic :| ) "Let me see if I can help you with that, may I ask who's calling?" " :shock: " (you can tell that's their face irl) "lady gaga" "Ok ms. Gaga, I'll be happy to ask the Dr to return your call, may I have your phone #?" "yeah ___ *insert explicit into number*" "Oh I'm sorry Ms. Gaga, did you mean __________ ? (Read the caller id on the screen :PPP ) OH [cabbage] OH [cabbage] OH [cabbage] click. Tooooooooo funny. So dang funny. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge
September 26, 201015 yr What@Picard. I;ve spent the past 6-8 months working on a RPG game to test my abilities. I completed the core engine, but was unhappy with results so I am rebuilding it to resemble more of a MMO you can play in your browser. Basically I am going to build a game which is more popular than Runescape, crap in a brown paper bag, light it on fire, and stick it on Andrew Gowers porch step then LOL. 65,280 to 99 fletching on 3-14-0940,405 to 99 woodcutting on 10-17-2009
September 26, 201015 yr Rearranged my room in minimal ways today. Was considering going nuts and moving everything over to the opposite sides of the room, but my internet cable would mess me up. ;_; Oh, and I also watched my brother play Red Dead Redemption. And joined in teh lulz when he started throwing knives and dynamite at his son. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
September 26, 201015 yr Today I played some no stats HoN games with Wongtong and ElkNight. Carried them both -- hard. :P
September 26, 201015 yr I had to do a nudie run last night at a party because I broke a glass (it was a rule) I was like the only sober person there too :rolleyes:
September 26, 201015 yr Tooooday... I'm gonna shower, shave, get dressed, clean my room, go pick up my girlfriend, bring her home...Then later I might go chill with some friends. I went to a party last night and I now have two different shoes and I have no clue who I took one from... Sculpted from birth, you try to fit in. Wishing you were this, wanting to be that... changing everything you really are. Meanwhile, you're so lost in others, you have vanished from the earth.
September 26, 201015 yr Going paint balling in half an hour. I used to be really into it, but haven't played in about a year. I'm looking forward to it.
September 26, 201015 yr I think I'm going to take a break from TIF. People are really starting to annoy me. We'll see. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
September 26, 201015 yr Yesterday I went to a carnival, it was fun, met some really nice people who I hope I stay in contact with :D.Today though, I stayed at home and just stayed on the pc. It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time?
September 26, 201015 yr House to myself today (for now, anyway)... might cook something decent to eat to celebrate. Or I'll just spend the day online.
September 26, 201015 yr I think I'm going to take a break from TIF. People are really starting to annoy me. We'll see.RRRRRRRage quit. Today I played some no stats HoN games with Wongtong and ElkNight. Carried them both -- hard. :P I still had the best play of the game. When I had like 100 hp and I come out of the trees and cannonball flint and pebs then flurry double kill them both. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
September 26, 201015 yr I think I'm going to take a break from TIF. People are really starting to annoy me. We'll see./wave [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
September 26, 201015 yr I think I'm going to take a break from TIF. People are really starting to annoy me. We'll see.Who, Devnull? He annoys me too.
September 26, 201015 yr Made a bunch of money these past two days :thumbsup: To start, I had work. Made like $30 in tips (I'm a busser, I get tipped 2% of sales), plus $20 from my first day of trying out room service. In addition, some guy gave me a personal $50 tip :shock: Then that night, I babysat for my mom's friend and got another $60. Today at work I got another $40 in tips, totaling for a $200 weekend, not counting my checks (direct-deposit) which should give me about $67. Not bad for someone who's barely 16 and only worked 10 hours (not counting babysitting) :thumbsup:
September 26, 201015 yr I think I'm going to take a break from TIF. People are really starting to annoy me. We'll see.Who, Devnull? He annoys me too.Devnull is suffering from a condition called narcissism [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide]
September 26, 201015 yr Nothing interesting happened. It's the weekend, and it's boring as usual. I want a job, tbh. What jobs can a 16 year old get with 5 Gcse's (Britain)?
September 26, 201015 yr Depends what GCSE's they are and what grades you got, I guess. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM
September 26, 201015 yr Today I played some no stats HoN games with Wongtong and ElkNight. Carried them both -- hard. :P PFFFFT WHATEVER. I'm so much better than you and ElkNight combined. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
September 26, 201015 yr Just got back from paintball. My legs are killing me :((Not from getting shot, I dived when I noticed I was being shot at, and I dived into gravel.)
September 26, 201015 yr Depends what GCSE's they are and what grades you got, I guess.Two science C's, A in maths, C in English and Chinese
September 26, 201015 yr I had to do a nudie run last night at a party because I broke a glass (it was a rule) I was like the only sober person there too :rolleyes:Seriously you go to way to many parties. How can you afford rent etc with all this boozing? O_o Popoto.~<3
September 26, 201015 yr Someone restart Tip.It Islands / Tipitopia. I need a mood booster.I second this, but don't post reliably enough to make a good OP for something like that. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
September 26, 201015 yr Today... Went to the mall with this girl. She's pro. "Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
September 26, 201015 yr Did you help her pick out underwear? ;) Or... did she help you... :-k Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
September 26, 201015 yr Hah, as I scrolled down I was like "Holy [cabbage], she's a keeper" then "oh". Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
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