Today...

[Saru Inc]

quick how do you say communism in russian?

[Giordano]

quick how do you say communism in russian?

I think the same way you say success.

[Saru Inc]

So how do you say success?

 

 

edit: speaking of russia:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was 70 degrees on Wednesday, and it snowed on saturday. I grabbed a bunch when I came back from running so my lil sis would have some for the morning.

[Pinkbullet3]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

 

Try

 

 

800-877-4723

 

 

Call it, and see what it says, idk if thats the right number or not. I work tomorrow, sometime.... Seriously though, haha I'd get in trouble if I acknowledge this. So if you called and by some chance in hell reached me I'd say something basically saying "idk who that is, is that a teacher?"

I was tempted to call the number, but I don't know who I would ask for.

 

Sam?

 

Also, what hours do you work, who would I reach first, and how could I ask them to speak to you?

[krimi]

Is it a bad thing to wish that the encyclopedia dramatica article on raywilliamjohnson be the first hit on a google search for raywilliamjohnson? The article is the fifth hit I think; that's some progress.

[Saru Inc]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

 

Try

 

 

800-877-4723

 

 

Call it, and see what it says, idk if thats the right number or not. I work tomorrow, sometime.... Seriously though, haha I'd get in trouble if I acknowledge this. So if you called and by some chance in hell reached me I'd say something basically saying "idk who that is, is that a teacher?"

I was tempted to call the number, but I don't know who I would ask for.

 

Sam?

 

Also, what hours do you work, who would I reach first, and how could I ask them to speak to you?

 

 

 

Umm, you basically can't.

 

 

If anyone asks for anyone, we assume you mean the college. If you say "no, I mean the switchboard operator" we'd say "sorry we don't have transfer capabilities."

 

 

I'd personally just say "OH [cabbage]" and hang up.

 

 

seriously though, I'll just play completely dumb like "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number."

[Giordano]

bonkers is srs bsnss at his bsnss.

[Star.]

I'm going to town with my sister and mum. Haven't done that in a while :D

 

Need to buy some cheese to make some cheesy pasta bake. Cheddar and Parmesan mmm.

[Tim]

I am now going to bed. Seems everyone on facebook does this on a nightly basis. :mellow:

[Guest Rob]

Oh...My...god. I just had one of the most terrifying moments of my life.

Last night, me and my buddies were online, on my laptop. We were eating chips while typing, so the keys were a little greasy. As I go to bed, I put it down on the floor.

 

Guess what I find when I wake up, and open my laptop up?

At least 100 small ants covering my laptop, on the keys, and the screen. After blowing and brushing them off, at least another 100 come out of the keyboard.

The odd ant is still coming out...I'm going to have nightmares.

[Assume Nothing]

Oh...My...god. I just had one of the most terrifying moments of my life.

Last night, me and my buddies were online, on my laptop. We were eating chips while typing, so the keys were a little greasy. As I go to bed, I put it down on the floor.

 

Guess what I find when I wake up, and open my laptop up?

At least 100 small ants covering my laptop, on the keys, and the screen. After blowing and brushing them off, at least another 100 come out of the keyboard.

The odd ant is still coming out...I'm going to have nightmares.

 

Kill it with fire! Or use a vacumn cleaner or somethin'. A strong one would suck up a lot of the ants

[Star.]

I'm going to town with my sister and mum. Haven't done that in a while :D

That was not fun, selfish bastards that they are. I ask the [bleep]ers to stay behind in the town centre for half an hour and they say no because it was too cold. Today was the last day for this festival of light thing. [bleep] them, see if I ever go to town with them or anywhere. They can screw their christmas presents and everything else. I'm a mug :(

 

I'm pissed off, I think I'm going to watch some TV and cool down. Hopefully Come Dine with Me is on <_<

[Pinkbullet3]

stay behind in the town centre for half an hour

While you were doing what?

[H2PM]

Today we got our first measurable snow.

And the first snow since Halloween.

[Omar]

Yesterday I had a gig downtown, went well, made 30 bucks, enjoyed the other bands with a girl I like. Then I went to eat some pizza with 3 buddies, and went to the bus stop. When my bus finally arrived, I realized I'd forgotten my bass (even though my mom told me to and I was like what the hell mom, who forgets a bass). I ran back through the mall which sparked a couple of laughs from people sitting there (I look like a super saiyan when I'm running because of my mane). I got to the pizza place, they were like how'd you forget a bass, and how much are you paying us. Took my bass, walked back to the mall, talked to some girls who saw me running. One of them licked my bass. I told them I didn't wash my hands before playing bass; I'll let you imagine their reactions. Then I went on to the bus stop. According to the schedule the last bus of the night had passed so I took another figuring I'd walk the rest of the way home. While walking I saw my bus - it was very late - booked it, almost fell, caught the bus in the middle of the street. I got to my street, got off the bus, and as I walked by the trees, crows flew out, it was so kvlt. Then a car passed by and a dude that was hiding somewhere ran after it. I'm not making that up. They disappeared and I got home. The end.

[Sam]

Such is life in Ontario, Canada.

[Tim]

Oh...My...god. I just had one of the most terrifying moments of my life.

Last night, me and my buddies were online, on my laptop. We were eating chips while typing, so the keys were a little greasy. As I go to bed, I put it down on the floor.

 

Guess what I find when I wake up, and open my laptop up?

At least 100 small ants covering my laptop, on the keys, and the screen. After blowing and brushing them off, at least another 100 come out of the keyboard.

The odd ant is still coming out...I'm going to have nightmares.

"Roooooob, Why did you leave meeee?"

[Napalm]

My parents bought a 7.5Kg ham... And I'm trying to resist the urge of hacking at it with a butcher's knife. Too tempting.

[Guest Rob]

Oh...My...god. I just had one of the most terrifying moments of my life.

Last night, me and my buddies were online, on my laptop. We were eating chips while typing, so the keys were a little greasy. As I go to bed, I put it down on the floor.

 

Guess what I find when I wake up, and open my laptop up?

At least 100 small ants covering my laptop, on the keys, and the screen. After blowing and brushing them off, at least another 100 come out of the keyboard.

The odd ant is still coming out...I'm going to have nightmares.

"Roooooob, Why did you leave meeee?"

The occasional ant is still coming out. ._.

[Dizzle229]

Just got a where's George bill XD

[Shiny]

I had a spider in my jumper last night, I put it on and it crawled out. Then there was one in the bathroom 5 minutes afterwards which just wouldn't die.

[TTanT]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

 

Try

 

 

800-877-4723

 

 

Call it, and see what it says, idk if thats the right number or not. I work tomorrow, sometime.... Seriously though, haha I'd get in trouble if I acknowledge this. So if you called and by some chance in hell reached me I'd say something basically saying "idk who that is, is that a teacher?"

I was tempted to call the number, but I don't know who I would ask for.

 

Sam?

 

Also, what hours do you work, who would I reach first, and how could I ask them to speak to you?

 

 

 

Umm, you basically can't.

 

 

If anyone asks for anyone, we assume you mean the college. If you say "no, I mean the switchboard operator" we'd say "sorry we don't have transfer capabilities."

 

 

I'd personally just say "OH [cabbage]" and hang up.

 

 

seriously though, I'll just play completely dumb like "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number."

 

I say Tip.it attacks this place's phone lines asking for bonkers. If you're afraid of consequences, use a pay phone.

 

Who's with me?

[Skull]

Just started writing the screenplay for my film, I think I'm going to be a douche and just write it how I want it instead of trying to go with what everyone else involved wants since I'm more or less the writer, director and producer. That and writing it with all the elements that we discussed is going to be really hard. I need to decide what to keep and what to get rid of.

 

Basically the idea is that it is a horror-comedy filmed partially in the style of The Office, where there are interviews with all the characters etc. It spoofs a couple other things as well, with the addition of one of the people who works in the office being a murderer and killing off the other characters one by one.

 

So yeah, you should understand why I'm trying to avoid writing it like that. I didn't even mention the weirdest parts either.

[Star.]

stay behind in the town centre for half an hour

While you were doing what?

I meant to stay instead of going home.

 

I'm going to attempt a strawberry cheesecake on Tuesday ^_^ Need to buy an electric beater though, and a cake tin. I do think I'd make it more than once.

[Orpheus]

Heh, that girl I was trying to get with? Turns out she's taken. Story of my goddamn life and my luck.