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ok mixed feelings bout today

this is what went down

after being mind raped by pepsigirl last night i told my friend

shes confused by it

then

half the day is almost over and my 2 friends were tlakin to her in the class before

they said that my friend liked her which i already knew and he knew i liked pepsigirl and we arent pissed at each other

then they tell me one of these guys i hate with a passion and thinks he's better then everyone else likes pepsigirl and was gunna ask pepsigirl out on friday

but she doesnt like him and she still likes me or some [cabbage] idk she has mixed feelings lets say

so im here like what the [bleep] is going on

also my someone snitched on my friend for having a knife which he practically has everyday and no one could give a [cabbage] bout, even the teachers know he has it but someone told the principal and he seen it and now hes been suspended for 5 days and might be expelled

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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My photo came in the paper today, I was mentioned on the front page and 1/4 of page 5 was all about me. :thumbsup:

 

I'll photo it soon and post it up.

Popoto.~<3

Went to Best Buy and got myself a new headset (with mic of course).

 

The headset itself is better than my headphones, and the mic is very good quality for $45. It's a Microsoft LifeChat LX-3000.

I got the LX-2000 a while ago, stopped working for no reason one day. I've since gone with a pair of Gamecon 367 headset. Absolutely love it, and it was only $52AUD delivered to my house.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

Today in Info Tech class, a girl was using a proxy to browse Youtube. She was watching videos of Klondike Bars for some reason.

 

Then, she clicked on a video. It was just a regular video, and then, in the video, a guy said out loud, "I LIKE TO SUCK [rooster]!" The entire class heard it, and we all burst out laughing. Luckily, there was a sub and she somehow didn't notice.

 

Oh, and what should I name a horror film about a kid who hallucinates after coming home from rehab. All I got is "The Seventh Sense" and "Sense Zero".

Thats what separates me from all you guys, you left because Jagex got rid of the wild/free trade, I left because I had done everything in the game, I felt I had beaten runescape and mastered the game, not because Jagex pissed me off.

You're right, I shouldn't have quit.

 

For too long, RPGs have limited themselves to being fun and interesting. If these games aren't for you, why not try the Click-and-Wait minigame? Just click on a fishing spot once, wait the best part of ten minutes for your inventory to fill, and bank all the fish. Do this a few thousand times, and you'll receive a special, one-of-a-kind cape that only 52,370 other people have. And if that's not challenging enough for you, then try getting 99 in the other 24 skills the game has to offer. Only 1146 people have ever done this before - your road to Internet fame beckons!

 

If skills aren't complicated enough for you, then how about RuneScape's advanced combat system? Just click on another player, hope their combat level is close enough to yours, and the game will randomly flash red numbers up. If you find you're running low on hitpoints, simply click on one of the many fish you gained before, and you'll recover some. When your luck runs out, and you die, you'll respawn knowing the other guy's polite tone and friendly gaming spirit made the experience all the more enjoyable. You'll have so much fun testing your skills to the max with RuneScape's advanced combat system!

 

All this, for only £3.20 a month.

I wish that would fit in my signature :|

I wish that would fit in my signature :|

I will not be returning to the FnordScape Massively Zero-Player Online Self-Playing Game.

 

There you go.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Will anyone help me out on this? I'm trying to find printable graphing paper that's a bit over 10 by 10, shows all 4 quadrants, and the x and y axis. I can't seem to find, can anyone help me out? The numbers HAVE to be equal, can't be like 12 by 17.

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

I dont appear to have a quote function, but Tim, I also have a picture in the paper though I have no idea which. Its an article about the 5 new energex apprentices at x hub.

 

Today I did 4wding for the first time. I dont even have manual licence and my supervisor told me to jump in a diesel toyota and have some fun. Yesterday all we did was connect 7 pulleys to a 250kg transformer and lifted it up by hand. The day before we got to play with a crane. Man I love my job <3

I've been dieing to go 4WD'ing, but sadly:

 

*No one I know has one.

*I've never driven one

*most Hilux's with 500k km on them and rusting away are still 4k+

 

:(

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Im back in Nelson as theres no point taying in Chirstchurch with everything shut down and such, Uni won't be back for at least a couple of weeks.

 

Though apparantly when I left my damp/kinda wet clothes in a pile on my floor (damn dryers don't dry clothes even though i paid $2 for its use). I hear instead of my theory of them drying by the time I get back they will get mouldy. So yay mouldy clothes and a very smelly room to look forward to when I get back, and of course maybe a partially operating city.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

Just woke up and I feel awful. :thumbdown:

Just woke up and I feel worse.

 

Why? This is the second day of a ten day out of school suspension. I'm ranked 11th in my class and have never had so much as a detention in my life.

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Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3

Why did you get suspended?

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

[bleep] YEAH SNOW DAY. First time in two years the public schools have closed for a snow day, and before that it was like 12 years. And we get a lot of snow every winter. All this snow came in the last 20 hours, pretty funny.

 

Why did you get suspended?

 

Another student and I brought down the entire district network during a computer class without trying to. It was a major fail.

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Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3

Yay no night classes, which means I get to stay home and feel like crap.

Who said history was boring?

 

Lemuel Roberts, circa 1765:

 

"From boyhood, he had 'the most ardent love of hunting.' Three years before his first winter in the woods, he had killed a bear at close quarters, first jamming the butt of his gun in the beast's mouth to keep it from killing his dog, then finishing it off with a HATCHET. He had also killed a buck in a hand-to-hoof battle."

 

WHAT!?!

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

Who said history was boring?

 

Lemuel Roberts, circa 1765:

 

"From boyhood, he had 'the most ardent love of hunting.' Three years before his first winter in the woods, he had killed a bear at close quarters, first jamming the butt of his gun in the beast's mouth to keep it from killing his dog, then finishing it off with a HATCHET. He had also killed a buck in a hand-to-hoof battle."

 

WHAT!?!

He doesn't have anything on this guy:

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

According to Cracked, they both have nothing on Roosevelt.

Why did you get suspended?

 

Another student and I brought down the entire district network during a computer class without trying to. It was a major fail.

That sucks. They thought you did it on purpose?

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Today I went to my first rave and decided that I much prefer chilling with some drinks in a bar or Lounge.

Why did you get suspended?

 

Another student and I brought down the entire district network during a computer class without trying to. It was a major fail.

 

were you being reckless? Suspension for an accident seems excessive.

I know in my old HS we had to suspend a kid because he almost crashed the NSW School network. He is emotionally attached to his laptop, we had to get teachers to drag him away from it just so we could virus scan it. the thing was so infested we were forced to install Windows XP back onto it because if he wanted to use the net, he had no other choice. Didnt help that he was ALWAYS downloading Proxys etc etc via the schools network.

Popoto.~<3

Two more days until my girlfriend is back from Florida.

 

Also, I'm incredibly sick of school. I just want to graduate, dammit!

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Got off work after two hours. Bummer. Plan on talking with friends in Florida tonight, catch up on some work, and hopefully play some League of Legends as well as LOTRO.

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