Abyssalwhip Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 This is a copypasta with a couple edits for content. Pick the month you were born in (1-January, 2-February, etc.etc) 1 - I ate 2 - I needed 3 - I ran naked with 4 - I shot 5 - I cuddled with 6 - I smoked with 7 - I banged 8 - I ran shirtless with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I killed 11 - I slept with 12 - I molested Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the trojan man 02 - a dog 03 - a "special kid" 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Paris Hilton 06 - a homo 07 - Barny the dinosaur 08 - a prostitute 09 - a pornstar 10 - a bag of weed 11 - the kool-aid-man 12 - Santa Claus 13 - a condom 14 - a cat 15 - an orange 16 - a stripper 17 - a bisexual 18 - a horse 19 - my boyfriend 20 - a crackhead 21 - a homeless guy 22 - my lover 23 - my crush 24 - a easter egg 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a hottie 27 - a bowl of cereal 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a glass of milk 31 - Your grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because that's how i roll Black - because I'm sexy as hell Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I love meth Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I'm good in bed Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs (had to change a few choices for content, this is a copypasta) 8-15-Gray I ran shirtless with an orange because I love marijuana. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I ran shirtless with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert_de_Sable Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I needed a horse because that's how I roll. Suck it. [English translation needed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evaluate Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 01-08-White I ate a prostitute because that's how I roll. 7 years 'scape knowledge and counting99 Attack - June 8th 2010 99 Defence - August 2nd 2011 99 HP - December 2nd 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I ran naked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy as hell. -.- -.- -.- -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm as sexy as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 01-31-Gray I ate your grandma because I love marijuana. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9Fade1 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I banged your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I cuddled with a hottie because that's how I roll. Goddam, that was pure luck tbh. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen9o3 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I shot my lover because that's how I roll. Combat FTL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I slept with a dog cause I'm sexy as hell :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I needed the trojan man because I have amazing boobs. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted August 9, 2008 Author Share Posted August 9, 2008 I slept with a dog cause I'm sexy as hell :thumbsup: Winner so far Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 5-28-Red I cuddled with a french fry because i have AMAZING boobs :wall: im male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaranth_GTO Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I banged a stripper because that's how I roll 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I needed the trojan man because I have amazing boobs. Oh dear. 8-21-(Turquoise is light blue, right? Then turquoise) I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I have a noodle in my nose. Hrm. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 06-21-Green I smoked with a homeless guy because I'm good in bed :lol: [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squig Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I smoked with a condom because I'm good in bed. Literally loling right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 i ate an orange because im a pimp and your jelous I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 october 17. red shirt. I killed [fair enough.. i'm violent enough anyways] a bisexual [ugh.. now tthis is getting ugly...] because I have AMAZING boobs [well.. it is true... ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I ate a bowl of cereal because I had to. Least funny combination evAr. :cry: [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 02 06 Grey I needed a hottie because i smoke marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyw3000 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I ran naked with a homo because I'm a pimp and you're jealous -.- March the 6th ftl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I molested my crush because I've got abs. Holy [Cabbage], I cant believe I typed that out. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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