This is a copypasta with a couple edits for content.

 

 

 

Pick the month you were born in (1-January, 2-February, etc.etc)

 

 

 

1 - I ate

 

2 - I needed

 

3 - I ran naked with

 

4 - I shot

 

5 - I cuddled with

 

6 - I smoked with

 

7 - I banged

 

8 - I ran shirtless with

 

9 - I stabbed

 

10 - I killed

 

11 - I slept with

 

12 - I molested

 

 

 

Pick the day (number) you were born on

 

 

 

01 - the trojan man

 

02 - a dog

 

03 - a "special kid"

 

04 - a toothbrush

 

05 - Paris Hilton

 

06 - a homo

 

07 - Barny the dinosaur

 

08 - a prostitute

 

09 - a pornstar

 

10 - a bag of weed

 

11 - the kool-aid-man

 

12 - Santa Claus

 

13 - a condom

 

14 - a cat

 

15 - an orange

 

16 - a stripper

 

17 - a bisexual

 

18 - a horse

 

19 - my boyfriend

 

20 - a crackhead

 

21 - a homeless guy

 

22 - my lover

 

23 - my crush

 

24 - a easter egg

 

25 - a jar of honey

 

26 - a hottie

 

27 - a bowl of cereal

 

28 - a french fry

 

29 - your dealer

 

30 - a glass of milk

 

31 - Your grandma

 

 

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

 

 

 

White - Because that's how i roll

 

Black - because I'm sexy as hell

 

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

 

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

 

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

 

Purple - because I love meth

 

Gray - because I love marijuana

 

Other - because I have double D's

 

Green - because I'm good in bed

 

Orange - because I smoke crack

 

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

 

Brown - because i had to

 

Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

 

 

(had to change a few choices for content, this is a copypasta)

 

 

 

8-15-Gray

 

I ran shirtless with an orange because I love marijuana.

I ran shirtless with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous :lol:

I needed a horse because that's how I roll.

 

Suck it.

01-08-White

 

 

 

I ate a prostitute because that's how I roll.

I ran naked with my boyfriend because I'm sexy as hell. -.- -.- -.- -.-

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm as sexy as hell.

01-31-Gray

 

 

 

I ate your grandma because I love marijuana. :lol:

I banged your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous

I cuddled with a hottie because that's how I roll.

 

 

 

Goddam, that was pure luck tbh.

I shot my lover because that's how I roll.

I slept with a dog cause I'm sexy as hell :thumbsup:

Moved.

I needed the trojan man because I have amazing boobs.

I slept with a dog cause I'm sexy as hell :thumbsup:

 

Winner so far

5-28-Red

 

 

 

I cuddled with a french fry because i have AMAZING boobs :wall: im male

I banged a stripper because that's how I roll 8-)

I needed the trojan man because I have amazing boobs.

 

Oh dear.

 

 

 

8-21-(Turquoise is light blue, right? Then turquoise)

 

 

 

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I have a noodle in my nose.

 

 

 

Hrm.

06-21-Green

 

I smoked with a homeless guy because I'm good in bed :lol:

I smoked with a condom because I'm good in bed.

 

 

 

Literally loling right now.

i ate an orange because im a pimp and your jelous

october 17. red shirt.

 

I killed [fair enough.. i'm violent enough anyways]

 

a bisexual [ugh.. now tthis is getting ugly...]

 

because I have AMAZING boobs [well.. it is true... ]

I ate a bowl of cereal because I had to.

 

 

 

Least funny combination evAr. :cry:

02 06 Grey

 

 

 

I needed a hottie because i smoke marijuana.

I ran naked with a homo because I'm a pimp and you're jealous -.-

 

 

 

March the 6th ftl.

I molested my crush because I've got abs.

 

 

 

Holy [Cabbage], I cant believe I typed that out.