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There is this black attorney that always comes in every morning to ihop, and always requests me to be his server for the mornings. He's rude, ugly, and is constantly listening to his iPod and reading his papers. He only orders coffee and doesn't tip.

 

Little does he know that I spit in his coffee cup every morning. Joke's on you [bleep]. [bleep] the law.

 

I hope you get fired.

 

The place you work could easily be sued by him. Do your [bleep]ing job right, or quit.

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Well, now I'm curious. How is he rude? Hello. I want coffee. Thank you. ?

"Hello sir, welcome to Ihop, my name is Blank and I will be your server this morning. May I get you started on anything to drink?"

 

No reply.

 

"May I get you started on anything to drink?"

 

No reply, so I speak louder.

 

He finally just says coffee.

 

I go get him the mug and who pitcher fill it up with coffee and leave him be.

 

He complains, "This isn't warm enough, or the coffee is too hot, or the coffee isn't tasting good enough. Little do you guys realize that he always requests to sit in a booth to fit four, even though he takes up one space and should sit in a booth for 2 or table for 2. For those of you who don't have a job or never a waiter/server, every shift you get a certain group of tables you manage and serve. And if there are around 8 servers on the floor, you're only going to have around 5-6 tables to watch.

 

Now lets think about that, the usual tip is around 3-5 dollars per table, and if i'm working my hardest to kiss [wagon] and make tips in the mornings, and some [wagon] comes up and requests one of my good tables(booth for four can get me $6+) and not only is he demanding and rude, its detrimental to my business as a server. He stays there forever, and so every morning i'm minus one table.

 

So [bleep] you guys.

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Well, now I'm curious. How is he rude? Hello. I want coffee. Thank you. ?

 

Same, and the tip for coffee would only be like 20 cents anyways...

You're supposed to tip every time regardless the amount on the bill. Plus, what kind of cheapass goes to a restaurant and orders coffee? There's probably dozens of coffee shop chains around the place.

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Well, now I'm curious. How is he rude? Hello. I want coffee. Thank you. ?

"Hello sir, welcome to Ihop, my name is Blank and I will be your server this morning. May I get you started on anything to drink?"

 

No reply.

 

"May I get you started on anything to drink?"

 

No reply, so I speak louder.

 

He finally just says coffee.

 

I go get him the mug and who pitcher fill it up with coffee and leave him be.

 

He complains, "This isn't warm enough, or the coffee is too hot, or the coffee isn't tasting good enough. Little do you guys realize that he always requests to sit in a booth to fit four, even though he takes up one space and should sit in a booth for 2 or table for 2. For those of you who don't have a job or never a waiter/server, every shift you get a certain group of tables you manage and serve. And if there are around 8 servers on the floor, you're only going to have around 5-6 tables to watch.

 

Now lets think about that, the usual tip is around 3-5 dollars per table, and if i'm working my hardest to kiss [wagon] and make tips in the mornings, and some [wagon] comes up and requests one of my good tables(booth for four can get me $6+) and not only is he demanding and rude, its detrimental to my business as a server. He stays there forever, and so every morning i'm minus one table.

 

So [bleep] you guys.

Hey, I never doubted you I was just curious.

 

Though you may say that again if I told you I hardly ever tip... :rolleyes:

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I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's [bleep]ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government [bleep]s in the [wagon] on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college [cabbage] I got two words for that: learn to [bleep]in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big [bleep]in' surprise.

If you use google to find out who said that. You cheat.

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I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's [bleep]ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government [bleep]s in the [wagon] on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college [cabbage] I got two words for that: learn to [bleep]in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big [bleep]in' surprise.

If you use google to find out who said that. You cheat.

 

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Confession: I like Lady Gaga's music, and I am a guy.

 

 

I'm not sure if she has a penis though. There is a video of something poking out of her short skirt, but I wasn't sure if it was a penis or just part of her panties.

 

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Confession: I like Lady Gaga's music, and I am a guy.

 

 

I'm not sure if she has a penis though. There is a video of something poking out of her short skirt, but I wasn't sure if it was a penis or just part of her panties.

 

I've seen a picture of her where she was just barely covered by newspaper like, glued to her body. She doesn't have a penis. and damn does she have nice legs.

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I dislike anyone that shortens words and uses lots of internet slang. Like, "y u so pr0 amg <333" really, really ticks me off. I realize there's nothing wrong with it, it's just one of my pet peeves... a really big one.

 

I don't even know why I lurk in General Discussion/Blogscape. It always puts me in a bad mood :(

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I dislike anyone that shortens words and uses lots of internet slang. Like, "y u so pr0 amg <333" really, really ticks me off. I realize there's nothing wrong with it, it's just one of my pet peeves... a really big one.

 

I don't even know why I lurk in General Discussion/Blogscape. It always puts me in a bad mood :(

 

Lol, blogscape is the absolute worst.

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i always feel the need to be under the influence of something. i have no idea why. i have a job that drug tests so marijuana isn't a choice. i'm not 21 so alcohol isn't either. i used to use Skoal tobacco pouches cause they give you a good buzz for a few minutes, but i've gone over a month without them and hope to never have them again.

 

i use this local "popouri" stuff. it gives an hour and a half high, usually, and is completely legal.

 

i want to stop having the urge to be under

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That's called addiction. Not to any substance, but to the feeling of being high (well, more like buzzed). It's mainly in your mind, because there wouldn't really be any physical withdrawal if you did just stop cold turkey.

 

I'm sure if you explained your situation to a drug rehabilitation specialist, they'd work something out. You don't really have a substance addiction, so, you know. I'd talk to a doctor.

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i don't think its an addiction, but that's coming from me and it could just be me not realizing a problem i have. but i think it may be that i think it's fun. for example like if i was gonna go see Avatar with all the vibrant colors and whatnot, i think it would be more fun after a few snapped bowls then without. it may just be a hobby or something i'm looking into it

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I dislike anyone that shortens words and uses lots of internet slang. Like, "y u so pr0 amg <333" really, really ticks me off. I realize there's nothing wrong with it, it's just one of my pet peeves... a really big one.

 

I don't even know why I lurk in General Discussion/Blogscape. It always puts me in a bad mood :(

 

You're not alone on that one. Everytime someone says "amg" or "L" I want to murder that person, even though I use "omg" and "lol". I can't explain it, but it really pisses me off.

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I would watch out with that, after a while it might not be enough to 'snap a few bowls' and you'll be looking for something stronger. And it being legal is no excuse for using it IMO, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

 

Anyway, if you don't do it on a regular basis and in small quantities there won't be a problem i think, but when you do it often it can become an addiction, and it sounds like it already has become one. Although it isn't that serious now, beware because it can become very serious very quickly.

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yeah i'm not worried about moving to something stronger at all. i'm aware of the possibility, but im also aware of the effects of stronger substances. pretty much everything else fries your brain. and cause its legal isn't an excuse for it, and i know that, but like i'd rather sit and cut yews on rs spacing out every now and then rather than just sit there. i've noticed over the past few days its only when i sit for too long and get bored easily.

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yeah i'm not worried about moving to something stronger at all. i'm aware of the possibility, but im also aware of the effects of stronger substances. pretty much everything else fries your brain. and cause its legal isn't an excuse for it, and i know that, but like i'd rather sit and cut yews on rs spacing out every now and then rather than just sit there. i've noticed over the past few days its only when i sit for too long and get bored easily.

Hmm, you should just find something better to do. How socially active are you?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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To give you guys an idea of how serious this is for me...I've been a Christian since was 16, just turned 19. And I still believe, although it's hard for me sometimes, anyways...

 

I didn't grow up in the best, or worst family. My mother and father were always working. My older sister beat me up, my little brother has always been a deuche. My father is addicted to pornography, and somehow, I started looking at porn by the time I was 11, and for the past three years, I've been struggling to stop. I did really well for about 3 months, then a girl I really liked crushed me...and I did it again. Ever since then I haven't been able to have a stable relationship with anyone, not even my friends, because I spend every night alone looking at porn.

 

I am a weakling, though I'm too proud to admit it, and I have never been in a fight because I'm too scared to even yell at someone. I'm not a quiet person, but I'm not aggressive.

 

Eight months ago, with my youth group, I watched the bus driver, who was a big part of our youth group, get hit by a semi while we pulled over to refill on gas. Then about 2 months later, I watched my grandfather, whom I look and act just like, and was very close to, die from Alzheimers, knowing that the same thing would happen to my mother, and me. I'm watching my mother die from a lung cancer that they can't operate on, and the chemo isn't working. I haven't been able to shed a tear in months.

 

I am FREAKING OUT! I can't talk to anyone, I don't have anyone to listen to me or to lean on. All I have is myself now, and even though I am well liked in my small town community, no one truly knows what I'm feeling. I used to be a phenomenal writer, and would take every opportunity to do so. But since I saw a man die, I can't do it anymore.

 

I am so sick of christianity, I just want to feel good and be my own person, but knowing what I know now (no you can't change my mind, I know for myself it's real but i can't explain it) all the things people do to have fun, I can't do anymore. The guilt of what I do every night tears me up.

 

Thanks for listenin...

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