August 16, 201015 yr *busts through wall with a tank*Why hello there beautiful... Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
August 16, 201015 yr *logs on*[bleep] or gtfo Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 17, 201015 yr *busts through wall with a tank*Why hello there beautiful...I don't recall Clint Eastwood ever driving a tank. But that is SO what he would have done. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
August 17, 201015 yr *busts through wall with a tank*Why hello there beautiful... Roses are red,Violets are blue.This line doesn't rhyme,And neither does this one.
August 17, 201015 yr *fires RPG at nearby wall* *enters with cowboy hat, horse, and lasso* Hello miss. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
August 17, 201015 yr You're supposed to lift your hat off of your head in a direct proportion with how attractive you find the woman (or how respectful you have to be to her). catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
August 17, 201015 yr Who you callin a pinhead? 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
August 17, 201015 yr I find it necessary to check my phone every few minutes during awkward conversations, or awkward moments. I never got over my first long-term real relationship. I regret not taking more chances with certain people, as well as not being much of a risk taker in general. (That has changed as of late.) I regret not hanging with my friends when they want me to. (I'm not anti-social, but sometimes I miss out on a lot of fun parties, etc.) I secretly think I'm too nice, however, with my being nice, there comes the exact opposite, I'm too mean. I basically hold nothing back, and I wish I did sometimes, but I can't help it. There are other things, but I'm stressed for time, so I can't post them all. I'll throw them in later, though.
August 17, 201015 yr I tend to do the same thing in awkward situations. :3Hey Baby "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln
August 17, 201015 yr I tend to do the same thing in awkward situations. :3Hey Baby ... uh. *checks phone* sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
August 17, 201015 yr I know! Hopefully it hasn't turn out tomorrow. May post pics tomorrow, see what the people of the internets think. I've saved myself 20 bucks here.
August 17, 201015 yr Lol I didn't know it was so common to pretend you're using your phone to avoid awkwardness. I take awkward situations head on as a sort of hobby. It's something to look back on and smile about, a couple weeks after the damage has subsided.
August 17, 201015 yr I usually just point out that it's an awkward moment with a bit of enthusiasm, smile and laugh. Not the kind of awkward laughter that makes things worse, the kind that after a second already makes me and the other side more comfortable. It breaks down tension and eliminates the moment altogether.Kind of hard for me to explain this, I just did it once, a long time ago, when I was with a group of people who were strangers to each other and awkward silence was born.People laughed almost immediately and the whole mood was more playful to everyone. I've been using it ever since. Not sure if I got the message through, but meh...
August 17, 201015 yr I use awkward turtle. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 17, 201015 yr Confession: I just spent over 12 consecutive hours on TIF - two bathroom breaks and one snack break. I will continue my grinding tomorrow. :-w
August 17, 201015 yr I use awkward turtle. God, for the past year anytime there's been even a slight break in the conversation, people would use the awkward turtle. It's like people are scared of silence. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
August 17, 201015 yr I tend to do the same thing in awkward situations. :3Hey Baby ... uh. *checks phone*It's a dead zone, you dont have any signal here...LOL. "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln
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