What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

 

Before I became lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of milk but now I drink soy milk so I don't have trouble. The way I link it to you is that it was because I was feeling unpleasant after drinking milk, and it took quite a long time before I realized.

What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

 

Before I became lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of milk but now I drink soy milk so I don't have trouble. The way I link it to you is that it was because I was feeling unpleasant after drinking milk, and it took quite a long time before I realized.

Soy milk is [bleep]ing disgusting. I started drinking it because some Asian girlfriend of my uncle's said it would get rid of my acne. Good thing he dumped her.

What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

 

Before I became lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of milk but now I drink soy milk so I don't have trouble. The way I link it to you is that it was because I was feeling unpleasant after drinking milk, and it took quite a long time before I realized.

Soy milk is [bleep]ing disgusting. I started drinking it because some Asian girlfriend of my uncle's said it would get rid of my acne. Good thing he dumped her.

I don't drink any soy milk, just some kinds, since the regular soy milk is disgusting, I drink those that have to be refrigerated, they're also more sweet then the usual ones, and the brand I drink is pretty much the only one I actually find to taste good.

What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

 

Before I became lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of milk but now I drink soy milk so I don't have trouble. The way I link it to you is that it was because I was feeling unpleasant after drinking milk, and it took quite a long time before I realized.

Soy milk is [bleep]ing disgusting. I started drinking it because some Asian girlfriend of my uncle's said it would get rid of my acne. Good thing he dumped her.

 

 

I am confused, and amused by this statement. You're glad he dumped her, because you don't like soy milk? Pro.

Soy milk is an acquired taste, but it's much better for you.

Soy milk is an acquired taste, but it's much better for you.

 

My dad buys it, I am yet to try it though, would it work well with Milo? :3

With milo it barely tastes any different to lite cows milk to me. Compared to full cream it's slightly watery but otherwise pretty similar.

I shall make the leap and try it tomorrow!

I forgo the milk, and just drink straigt cream, because i'm a mother[bleep]ing badass.

 

Confession: I don't feel bad about the fact I am consuming liquid fat.

What if you don't like Oreos?

 

:mellow:

Then you're a freak of nature.

 

I used to drink tons of milk, but over the past year or so I've become increasingly lactose intolerant, until now I only have it on cereal and stuff, and it makes me feel unpleasant.

 

Before I became lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of milk but now I drink soy milk so I don't have trouble. The way I link it to you is that it was because I was feeling unpleasant after drinking milk, and it took quite a long time before I realized.

Soy milk is [bleep]ing disgusting. I started drinking it because some Asian girlfriend of my uncle's said it would get rid of my acne. Good thing he dumped her.

 

 

I am confused, and amused by this statement. You're glad he dumped her, because you don't like soy milk? Pro.

 

I used the part of his statement where he says it's disgusting, not the part where he dumped her. I don't care about the girlfriend dumping part, it's his choice to do that or not, I have no judgment to do on that -> No I'm not glad.

I get epiphanies on the toilet. Is that normal?

I get epiphanies on the toilet. Is that normal?

 

That's a strange place to realise how incredible I am.

I get epiphanies on the toilet. Is that normal?

 

That's a strange place to realise how incredible I am.

 

That's why I always go to the toilet when I do an exam. I suddenly get the answers in my head

I get epiphanies on the toilet. Is that normal?

 

Yes, they happen literally everywhere. In the shower and in bed is where I get most of mine.

 

That's a strange place to realise how incredible I am.

 

EWWWW

^ I do all my best thinking in the shower.

I do most of mine as I'm about to fall asleep. And then I forget about what I was thinking about when I wake up.

^ I do all my best thinking in the shower.

 

I always remember what I have to do while I'm in the shower, but I always forget when I get out. And then I remember again when it's too late to do it. :wall:

With milo it barely tastes any different to lite cows milk to me. Compared to full cream it's slightly watery but otherwise pretty similar.

 

Tried it. Whatever minimal difference it has is better.

 

I r healthier nao i start drinking dis milk?

I r healthier nao i start drinking dis milk?

No.

Awww.

I love my milk. I could easily down a quart in one siting, then feel like crud for about an hour.

 

But anyways largest confession ever!: I hate chocolate! It is foul and it can stay out of my smores and chocolate milk.

I left chocolate thinking it gave me migraines, I can eat it, as I worked out, but eh. It's not good.

I steal A LOT, and I believe I may be a kleptomaniac.

 

Normally I steal snacks (head into the grocery store and grab a soda and candy or beef jerky or something). I also steal Magic cards. I believe it's stupid to pay that much for some cards, but I like to play the game so I end up stealing them. I do set rules for myself though, the main two being 1) Never steal alone. 2) Never steal from local/small establishments, only big chain stores. My rules are probably just rationale to myself to try and justify my thievery. In the past 4 months I've probably stolen near 100$ worth of food and around 70-80$ worth of Magic cards. Lately I've been having urges whenever I go into places to steal things, even things I don't want, just for the sake of doing it. Also, 2 days ago I got caught stealing. Somewhat. They never actually caught.accused me, long story.

That's a bad idea, always go alone and never tell people you know. Family and friends will look down at you and will lose their trust for you if they know you steal and can be used as evidence against you in court.

I steal A LOT, and I believe I may be a kleptomaniac.

 

Normally I steal snacks (head into the grocery store and grab a soda and candy or beef jerky or something). I also steal Magic cards. I believe it's stupid to pay that much for some cards, but I like to play the game so I end up stealing them. I do set rules for myself though, the main two being 1) Never steal alone. 2) Never steal from local/small establishments, only big chain stores. My rules are probably just rationale to myself to try and justify my thievery. In the past 4 months I've probably stolen near 100$ worth of food and around 70-80$ worth of Magic cards. Lately I've been having urges whenever I go into places to steal things, even things I don't want, just for the sake of doing it. Also, 2 days ago I got caught stealing. Somewhat. They never actually caught.accused me, long story.

That's a bad idea, always go alone and never tell people you know. Family and friends will look down at you and will lose their trust for you if they know you steal and can be used as evidence against you in court.

The most I've ever stolen before is a book out of Barnes & Noble. Good book, but that was essentially the only thing I've ever stolen before (and most likely the only thing that I will steal besides music).

 

Also:

 

1) Steal alone, because you don't want others to get in trouble if you get caught

 

2) It's actually much easier to get caught in larger establishments because they usually have higher security. You can steal from things like gas stations or smaller stores owned by big chains simply

because they have blind spots to their cameras and/or they don't always have the tag-sensing thing. There's actually a game store at our local mall that doesn't have the tag-sensing things, so it would actually be ridiculously easy to steal from there -- the only problem is that the store employees watch you all the time.

 

3) Don't dress sketchily. Just don't wear baggy clothing and attempt to steal small things. If you can, dress nicely but have a coat to wear -- it helps if you steal when it's either cold or raining out.

 

4) Stay away from places that sell very expensive things (i.e., Best Buy), because they will have higher security as well. It's best to steal from places that have a mix of very cheap items and moderately-expensive items.

 

5) Stealing is bad, mmk.