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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

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Lmao at Dragoon being attracted to his cousins and aunt.

 

 

 

At your next family reunion have sex with them. <3

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Lmao at Dragoon being attracted to his cousins and aunt.

 

 

 

At your next family reunion have sex with them. <3

 

:roll:

 

Last night I sneezed like four times in a row, and like, a mist of sneezeness rained down on my face for like thirty seconds, it was nasty.

It smells horrible, doesn't it? That's why I hold my sneezes in.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

It smells horrible, doesn't it? That's why I hold my sneezes in.

 

 

 

Doesn't that hurt?

 

 

 

Anyway, confession:

 

I find Dragoon's "special interests" to be very creepy. To each his own I suppose.

 

Also, I lol'd at just about every post since Dragoon's first confession on page 77. Including Mage's new found love of midgets. I may just have to lurk this thread more.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393

 

 

 

Eh, I don't really have any confessions. My only regret was probably buying a bike off my bike for way over the price it was worth...

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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[hide=Too much information]I've shaved down there before. If you're considering it, don't, unless you're very good at getting a close shave and willing to keep it up.[/hide]

 

[hide=More TMI]You'll get ingrown hair, the stubble will itch your loved ones and inner thighs, and the skin under your hair is very bumpy, in other words very prone to getting cut. and it doesn't make your [bleep] bigger[/hide]

 

 

 

Ok, well the guy with all the odd fetishes posted, I guess I could let that out too. :P

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Lmao at Dragoon being attracted to his cousins and aunt.

 

 

 

At your next family reunion have sex with them. <3

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the King of Subtle Humor.

 

 

 

I don't hold in my sneezes, exactly, but I don't usually sneexe the "normal" way anymore. Instead of letting the air from my mouth like I used to, I started holding them in and just progressed to letting it out my nose, mouth shut. Less intense of a sneeze and practically 0 spray. :thumbup:

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Lmao at Dragoon being attracted to his cousins and aunt.

 

 

 

At your next family reunion have sex with them. <3

 

Ladies and gentlemen, the King of Subtle Humor.

 

 

 

I don't hold in my sneezes, exactly, but I don't usually sneexe the "normal" way anymore. Instead of letting the air from my mouth like I used to, I started holding them in and just progressed to letting it out my nose, mouth shut. Less intense of a sneeze and practically 0 spray. :thumbup:

 

I sneexe exactly the same way. :?

 

srsly I sneeze that way

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

I kind of swallow it... hard to explain :|

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I kind of swallow it... hard to explain :|

 

Just saying. :lol:

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I kind of swallow it... hard to explain :|

 

Just saying. :lol:

 

When you think this isnt RSOF. Ok I giggled too

I kind of swallow it... hard to explain :|

 

Just saying. :lol:

 

Ok I giggled too

 

Who didnt?

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I used to be suicidal. I've never "hung out" with anybody probably because I don't have any friends I enjoy watching other people in pain. I haven't left my house since I was at most 12 years old other than school/work. I think I am really ugly even though people tell me that I'm not.

I used to be suicidal. I've never "hung out" with anybody probably because I don't have any friends I enjoy watching other people in pain. I haven't left my house since I was at most 12 years old other than school/work. I think I am really ugly even though people tell me that I'm not.

 

Those all stem from each other. Try having a positive attitude. If you won't even do that, then you're just letting yourself deteriorate into a shell of a person.

 

 

 

Try going up to a mirror, and repeating this mantra: "I am [bleep]ing cocky. I am [bleep]ing cool. I am the [bleep]ing [cabbage]." Repeat. As loud as you can. Just keep repeating and growing in volume. Being naked helps, too.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I used to be suicidal. I've never "hung out" with anybody probably because I don't have any friends I enjoy watching other people in pain. I haven't left my house since I was at most 12 years old other than school/work. I think I am really ugly even though people tell me that I'm not.

 

Those all stem from each other. Try having a positive attitude. If you won't even do that, then you're just letting yourself deteriorate into a shell of a person.

 

 

 

Try going up to a mirror, and repeating this mantra: "I am [bleep] cocky. I am [bleep] cool. I am the [bleep] [cabbage]." Repeat. As loud as you can. Just keep repeating and growing in volume. Being naked helps, too.

 

I live with my parents...

I used to be suicidal. I've never "hung out" with anybody probably because I don't have any friends I enjoy watching other people in pain. I haven't left my house since I was at most 12 years old other than school/work. I think I am really ugly even though people tell me that I'm not.

 

Those all stem from each other. Try having a positive attitude. If you won't even do that, then you're just letting yourself deteriorate into a shell of a person.

 

 

 

Try going up to a mirror, and repeating this mantra: "I am [bleep] cocky. I am [bleep] cool. I am the [bleep] [cabbage]." Repeat. As loud as you can. Just keep repeating and growing in volume. Being naked helps, too.

 

I live with my parents...

 

 

 

Wait until they leave the house. We're being dead serious, too :| .

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YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE!

I used to be suicidal. I've never "hung out" with anybody probably because I don't have any friends I enjoy watching other people in pain. I haven't left my house since I was at most 12 years old other than school/work. I think I am really ugly even though people tell me that I'm not.

 

Those all stem from each other. Try having a positive attitude. If you won't even do that, then you're just letting yourself deteriorate into a shell of a person.

 

 

 

Try going up to a mirror, and repeating this mantra: "I am [bleep] cocky. I am [bleep] cool. I am the [bleep] [cabbage]." Repeat. As loud as you can. Just keep repeating and growing in volume. Being naked helps, too.

 

I live with my parents...

 

 

 

Wait until they leave the house. We're being dead serious, too :| .

 

I thought it was a joke... I guess I could try :/...

Try? TRY? You're the bee's knees! You're the wasp's nipples! You're probably every erogenous zone on every winged insect in the Western Hemisphere, damn it!

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

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8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

 

 

 

Pika pika ?

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

 

 

 

Pika pika ?

 

Arn't there 400 and something pokemon? What makes you jump to Pikachu?

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

 

 

 

Pika pika ?

 

Arn't there 400 and something pokemon? What makes you jump to Pikachu?

 

You find me another pokemon that makes the *chuuu* noise because I can't think of one.

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I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

 

 

 

Pika pika ?

 

Arn't there 400 and something pokemon? What makes you jump to Pikachu?

 

pika chu

 

pika pika CHEWWWWWW

 

you see it now?

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

 

When I sneeze I make this annoying CHEWWWWW! sound like a Pokemon.

 

 

 

Mmm. Wasp nipples.

 

 

 

Pika pika ?

 

Arn't there 400 and something pokemon? What makes you jump to Pikachu?

 

You find me another pokemon that makes the *chuuu* noise because I can't think of one.

 

Well I haven't played pokemon in ages so it may take awhile but I will find you one. When you least expect it I will bring back up this conversation to say I found one.

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