Maleficus1055 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 If you like someone and have a decent shot with them, don't let fear of rejection overtake you for 6 months and then watch as they get a boyfriend that isn't you........ :( Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Beer tastes like petrol, Vodka even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Beer tastes like petrol, Vodka even worse. Taste for alcohol needs to be developed. I didn't like beer when I first tried it either but now it's pretty refreshing. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perakp Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 If there's a toilet nearby, use it. You'll never know when you see the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gehackte Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Never print halve of the recipe of something... My créme brulee totally messed up:P How does 20 minutes turn into 2.5 hours? Was your math perhaps magical math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Always turn off your mike when you're making love to your girlfriend while still playing Halo 3 on Live. Oh, baby! Ohhh! Ohh!!!! Ooooohh, no panties. Me likes! Wanna go to the land down under? *Unintelegable mumbling* *Groaning and Moaning* *Thirty minutes later* What the [bleep]? Holy [cabbage]! I wasn't using the condom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Always turn off your mike when you're making love to your girlfriend while still playing Halo 3 on Live. Oh, baby! Ohhh! Ohh!!!! Ooooohh, no panties. Me likes! Wanna go to the land down under? *Unintelegable mumbling* *Groaning and Moaning* *Thirty minutes later* What the [bleep]? Holy [cabbage]! I wasn't using the condom! Eh, most likely faking. Hell I remember me and a friend were pretending to have a "rough time" during a WoW dungeon. Played Yakety Sax and freaked our mates out. :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atronic92 Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 trust no one fixed. "We will certainly not be gaining money or members with this update. Instead, we are doing this for the good of the game, which is as dear to our hearts as it is to you."- JAGEX, December 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igor Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 nice guys finish dead last. If a man is not a worker, he is nothing.BOSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Always turn off your mike when you're making love to your girlfriend while still playing Halo 3 on Live. Oh, baby! Ohhh! Ohh!!!! Ooooohh, no panties. Me likes! Wanna go to the land down under? *Unintelegable mumbling* *Groaning and Moaning* *Thirty minutes later* What the [bleep]? Holy [cabbage]! I wasn't using the condom! Oh Lordy that's fun to do. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamster Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Don't procrastinate. Except I haven't really learned that lesson fully yet... And also, don't worry about what others think of you. It's not unimportant, but it's not something to freak out over. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Don't procrastinate. Except I haven't really learned that lesson fully yet... And also, don't worry about what others think of you. It's not unimportant, but it's not something to freak out over. That is my most important lesson I have learnt, yet I still manage to procrastinate every now and then :| My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oegly41 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 "There is no shame in taking the bus. Especially if it is about to rain like hell when you're biking the 10 km back home!" ... Who am I kidding? That is a great lesson, but I didn't learn it, and I probably never will. :lol: And a few great lessons someone I know learnt: 1. In a funeral, turn off your cellphone. 2. In a funeral, do not fall asleep. 3. In a funeral, if your cellphone wakes you up, do not yell "WHAT THE [bleep]?!" Filesharer.org - Upload your mugshot to support The Pirate Bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestig0 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 There are many important lessons I've learned, these are among the most important: Life's a [cabbage, get over it Be nice to nerds, you'll probably end up working for one You can't help who you like, so don't fight it e=mc^2 Don't fear the reaper :D *gets out air guitar* My legions of fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Be nice to nerds, you'll probably end up working for one [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Everything in moderation. By that logic you keep moderation at a moderation and therefore do something insane instead Everything in moderation, including moderation, but not including any further moderation of moderation. :lol: Uh...or do whatever the hell you want? lol :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 be yourself ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 There's no such thing as a nice bus driver, deep down they're all out there to piss us off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawtss Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If your friends say that somethings cool, its most likely not. :wall: and probebly, [cabbage] happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 All those quadratic equations in maths at school; What could possibly help you in your life any more then quadratic equations? I'll give a few scenarios. OH NO! My car broke down in the Australian Outback! -No fear! Y=mx + c! So, will you marry me? -Only if you can (x+4)^2 (at a job interview) So, what do you look for in a person? I look for the common denominator of the simultaneous equation! Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 All those quadratic equations in maths at school; What could possibly help you in your life any more then quadratic equations? I'll give a few scenarios. OH NO! My car broke down in the Australian Outback! -No fear! Y=mx + c! So, will you marry me? -Only if you can (x+4)^2 (at a job interview) So, what do you look for in a person? I look for the common denominator of the simultaneous equation! First of all, the first equation you posted is not even a quadratic, it shows how much you know. How can you relate math to marriage? It's just like asking if history will help you succeed in your love life :roll: Working with quadratics opens up many doors, including the ability to solve critical thinking questions and opens up the pathway for other exponential equations such as cubic, quartic and quintic functions. These are a must if you want to enter an engineering related field. Guess who makes all your tools, gadgets and items? Engineers and developers. If it was completely useless, it wouldn't be in the curriculum in the first place. Pure ignorance. 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Hehe, you know you're a nerd when... [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchstyle Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 learnt this one a short while ago, normally I always eat before I go drink but this time Never get drunk on an empty stomach, lol I was drunk within 10 beers.. edit: also maybe wait till your legal drinking age instead of 14 years.. #4500 to 91 rc - 03-03-09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrobean Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Don't EVER EVER EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR eat a mushroom without getting it identified. Seriously. ;> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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