Denismage Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 All of the characteristics none of you have :thumbup: . You can't honestly tell me you can sit there and deny my body :-$ What body? You look like an average person. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcneilp Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Obviously, i'd have to find her physically attractive, but apart from that, someone who has a good sense of humour and enjoys having a laugh. Also, pretty intelligent as well. There's nothing worse than having to explain the joke you just made. :| It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denismage Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 [hide=] All of the characteristics none of you have :thumbup: . You can't honestly tell me you can sit there and deny my body :-$ What body? You look like an average person. :| --------Sarcasm----------- --------Your head------------[/hide] Sarcasm doesn't transfer over the internet well, especially when you've posted topless pictures of yourself and contributed to numerous "I can bench press 350" topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 [hide=] All of the characteristics none of you have :thumbup: . You can't honestly tell me you can sit there and deny my body :-$ What body? You look like an average person. :| --------Sarcasm----------- --------Your head------------[/hide] Sarcasm doesn't transfer over the internet well, especially when you've posted topless pictures of yourself and contributed to numerous "I can bench press 350" topics. How about this: 1. Don't take things so seriously. 2. I doubt anyone on here can bench press 350lbs 3. Do you really think my ego is so big I'd try to get guys to come after me? Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 [hide=] All of the characteristics none of you have :thumbup: . You can't honestly tell me you can sit there and deny my body :-$ What body? You look like an average person. :| --------Sarcasm----------- --------Your head------------[/hide] Sarcasm doesn't transfer over the internet well, especially when you've posted topless pictures of yourself and contributed to numerous "I can bench press 350" topics. That sarcasm did buddeh. I'm going to be bored by this thread until one: someone posts something that isn't the exact same thing as other posts, or two: more than three girls post (at least hoping for a little of number one in those posts as well). Until then all this thread is about is guys all saying the exact same thing for ten pages straight to other guys. No offense, that's just the way it is- basic attractiveness is fairly universal. I think what would be more interesting than "your perfect mate* " would be "what you're willing to settle for". What are the minimum requirements that you absolutely have to have before you straight out need to deny them? *Imagine if it was only girls here. RIPPED RICH MONEY TALL MONEY MONEY MUSCULAR RICH MONEY MONEY TALL MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY TALL MONEY LEAN RICH COOL BIG HAHA Someone with an interesting personality and kind heart. GIRL SHUT THE HELL UP SUPAR EDIT [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Nonconformist girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imbackstinkers Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 i want a girl who's not a [bleep] because i love a good game of cat and mouse Animal in the bed a willingness to never ever meet my parents (don't ask i won't tell) Virgin ( i like em inexperienced so i can train them to be an animal) i'd like some boobs and [wagon] to squeeze daily No baggage (like family problems,ex-bf problems and if she has them she better not dump them on me) that's it basically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 A young girl with the same blood type as me for when I get old. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboo2 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 lol Randox, your too picky. Pennywise, your too vague (and a little bit wierd). Rebdragon, your too hopeful :lol:. And this porridge is too hot, so i'm going on a walk until it cools down. Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.Sounds like Jagex to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I was going to make a comment about the sexual aspects of your post but.. No baggage (like family problems,ex-bf problems and if she has them she better not dump them on me) Welcome to a life of loneliness. You are never going to find a girl who doesn't have issues of some sort and you'd best expect to get involved because you don't really have a choice. They're going to tell you all about their [cabbage]ty day, how their ex won't stop emailing them (even though they emailed him first), or some other junk you don't care to hear but put up with so that there's a chance you'll get some action. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Rebdragon, your too hopeful :lol:. About what? I've made a couple posts; I'm not sure what you're referring to. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Girl: Not many pearcings! Some earrings are fine (2 in each ear max), a piercing in your belly (or what's it named), rather not. One in your nose, rather not (certainly no big one, or a ring). One in your toungue: No way. Other places: no way aswell. Not a smoker either. I don't care if people smoke, as long as it isn't near me or as long as I don't have to smell it all the time. I like darker hair (brown mostly). And as a personallity: Not a psycho, not someone who freaks out all the time. Just, someone who is nice, a bit funny and a bit the same interests. And not a weird type of feminisme... And weird is extreme. "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I'd just like to take this time to ask; why do 95+% of girls have emotional issues and have to talk about them? Guys in general(from what I've seen) have few emotional problems, and when/if we do, we don't talk about them. To all teen girls: Stop worrying about your friends, how you look etc. Relationships and social status are meaningless are this point in life(highschool etc.). I'm not saying that you should go to school with frizzy, unwashed hair, uncleaned pimples and a weight problem, but just don't stress too much about it. If you can look in the mirror and say to yourself that you look 'okay', that's all you need. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J a m e s Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Don't kid yourselves people; all anyone looks for in a potential mate is the looks. The only reason you think you care about personality is because society instills in our minds from an early age that we "fall in love" and have to live with one person for the rest of your life. In order to not come to hate your mate, you have to be mildly entertained and not annoyed by their presence. You also have to come to terms with the fact that you can't mate with anyone else. Love doesn't exist. The pretense of the emotion love is just a luxury. If survival and reproduction was more difficult than it is now, men would try to plant their seed in as many women as possible again. Survive and reproduce is what we were born to do, live to do, and die to do. Face it. noobs crowding hill giants? not on my watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbydog95 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Boys: Chest hair. Girls: Chest hair thats just wrong :shame: dont spam unless your serious, wich then you need help :? PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Animal in the bed Virgin ( i like em inexperienced so i can train them to be an animal) PARADOX Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Boys: Chest hair. Girls: Chest hair thats just wrong :shame: dont spam unless your serious, wich then you need help :?If you'd have ever talked to him before, you'd know it was the latter. And he likes spam :lol: Ot: First, I have to be able to be around the person for long amounts of time with out wanting to kill myself, so general personallity I guess. Then looks, especially hair. I have a thing for hair (only on their head though :-X ). Then intelligence. I'm not looking for someone who's a genius, just someone who can carry on a conversation about more important things than what someone wore. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Animal in the bed Virgin ( i like em inexperienced so i can train them to be an animal) PARADOX Heh, I noticed that one too. Apparently the drive for the perfect girl has gone even farther into the realm of impossibilty and stupid fantasy :D . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 First of all they have to be somewhat pretty. I've set a line of where the somewhat pretty and where the ugly is and i'd like to think i'm pretty lenient on it. Also, they can't just live for drama. I just hate those girls so much, they make things WAY more complicated than they need to be. Intelligence really isn't too much of an issue, as long as they're not a complete idiot I don't really care. Sense of humor is very important. Drugs/smoking are a huge turn off. Playing an instrument isn't something I look for but if they do it's definitely a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
look_its_rob Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 hmm... what do i really want in a girl? ME http://www.instantrimshot.com/ Look its rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 It's all in the boobs and [wagon] That's it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 hmm... what do i really want in a girl? ME http://www.instantrimshot.com/ :lol: IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 I think what would be more interesting than "your perfect mate* " would be "what you're willing to settle for". What are the minimum requirements that you absolutely have to have before you straight out need to deny them? New topic. Usually I'm fairly picky when it comes to looks, but I'm a real trooper when I'm drunk. I've woken up next to a girl that looked like her face caught fire and somebody beat it out with a rake, and then she ate both that person and the rake. After a case or so my minimum requirements are 'female and over 16' :wall: If I first see them sober then I'm usually fine. Sober, my minimum requirements would be someone with half decent looks (6/10) who isn't a complete moron. I had a relationship with an idiot and after a month I realized I was in a bad mood after half the times I talked to her. Don't kid yourselves people; all anyone looks for in a potential mate is the looks. The only reason you think you care about personality is because society instills in our minds from an early age that we "fall in love" and have to live with one person for the rest of your life. In order to not come to hate your mate, you have to be mildly entertained and not annoyed by their presence. You also have to come to terms with the fact that you can't mate with anyone else. Love doesn't exist. The pretense of the emotion love is just a luxury. If survival and reproduction was more difficult than it is now, men would try to plant their seed in as many women as possible again. Survive and reproduce is what we were born to do, live to do, and die to do. Face it. ^ This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Boy: Nice hair+eyes, sense of humour, taller than me, cuddly, smart, and doesn't order me to make them a sammich every 5 minutes. And they have to have a future. I'm not dating a bum! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J a m e s Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Boy: Nice hair+eyes, sense of humour, taller than me, cuddly, smart, and doesn't order me to make them a sammich every 5 minutes. And they have to have a future. I'm not dating a bum! Summary: handsome and rich pl0x noobs crowding hill giants? not on my watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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