warren211 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Today our school had a stare-required lockdown drill. We had to turn off the lights, lock the doors, and sit quietly for 45 mins. They brought cops and police dogs to make it as authentic as possible. So the dogs sniffed out the lockers down each hallway and started barking at my friend's locker. He was Indian and his locker partner was Indian. After an investigation, they concluded the dogs smelled a fish curry scent on one of the kids' jackets :lol: [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Somebody killed a pig this week :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Somebody killed a pig this week :? Where? Why did he have a pig? WHAT THE HELL?!?! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Somebody killed a pig this week :? Where? Why did he have a pig? WHAT THE HELL?!?! The Agriculture barn It was some guys pig that he has to take care of for a year then they kill it and eat it anyways exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal_55 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 first day of term, this already incredibly strange guy shows up in a leopard print mini dress kind of thing, neon green stockings, and high heels. :| uh yeah... no idea why... nudist hippy vegan elves who inexplicably wear leather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Every week or two, we have one of the following: 1. Bomb threat. 2. Pulled fire alarm. 3. Exploding radiators. 4. A small fire. 5. Kid caught with drugs. 6. Kid caught with weapons. Let's see. What's happened this week? :wall: Today our school had a stare-required lockdown drill. We had to turn off the lights, lock the doors, and sit quietly for 45 mins. They brought cops and police dogs to make it as authentic as possible. So the dogs sniffed out the lockers down each hallway and started barking at my friend's locker. He was Indian and his locker partner was Indian. After an investigation, they concluded the dogs smelled a fish curry scent on one of the kids' jackets :lol: We're supposed to have one of those soon. Last time we had one, I was in 7th grade, and it happened during my history class. My history teacher then was a giant guy who kept weapons in his room. He has a bunch of swords locked in a drawer (At least a few are actually sharp), not to mention a gigantic spear. And Spartan armor. (I've heard reports that he tried to bring in muskets to teach about the Revolutionary War...) Wonder what intruder would actually want to go in there. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Our school janitor played the drums at a practise for prizegiving. At prizegiving we sang the song "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry. The prizegiving was meant to be the most formal occasion of the year. Edit: Your school seems fun penguingeek3. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Pig story. http://www.ksat.com/education/18262719/ ... html#video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I was in school, and then this really fat kid came up to me and asked if I preferred Thrash or Funk... It was both disturbing and creepy... My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I was in school, and then this really fat kid came up to me and asked if I preferred Thrash or Funk... It was both disturbing and creepy... You replied, "Neither, I prefer noise punk." Right? Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Man, y'all lucky... The weirdest thing to happen at my school was some kid in seventh period tried to fight the teacher. OT - Last week till winter break! W00t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 one time, a kid ran around the school with a paper cut-out of an SMG. Teachers freaked out -.- later, the same kid ran around using a book like a steering wheel and making anoying racecar sounds. Kinda OT-- Today, someone kicked a bottle of milk, which just so happened to hit my teachers desk, exploding, and soak ALL of her things with milk. Good thing we didnt have her the rest of the day. All her stuff wiil probably smells like sour milk soon! Really funny, i wonder what she said when she saw it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I'll be doing this the last day of school. No lie, I've made peace with the band kids. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Someone had sex in the pendulum :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Plenty of things, but the weirdest thing that comes to mind is when a couple of seniors shot off fireworks from the top of the elementary school on Independence Day. School wasn't in session because it was over the summer and all, but it was still the "talk of the town" for a while. 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I was in the cafeteria a few weeks ago and one guy said "Dude, check out the jugulars on her!" Either really, reeaally stupid, or just plain creepy. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSgamer Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 There was a story about a streaker at homecoming... :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 These happened at my cousin Chad's school. But, what the hell? Some guys on April Fools Day '08 came to school in the girls uniform. They got in trouble but the said that girls can wear the guy uniform, why not the other way. The principal said, "No", needless to say, all the boys came the next day in girl uniforms. This kid grabs your wrist when you try to punch him and puts it on his penis. Some kid wrote, "There is a bomb in here" on a sticky note and put it on one of the dryers in the bathroom. There was a bomb, it wasn't a school destroying one, though. It was a bomb that shot honey and feathers. About 70 people were covered in honey and feathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 We got our class to count how many times your teacher said "UMM" or UHH" it came out like 97 Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Nothing happens at my school. Maybe a kid will swear and a teacher will hear them, that's considered bad [wagon] and takes up all the gossip for a few days. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin0001 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tech_massacre My story comes from the day after that. Some kid reported seeing someone with a gun wandering the halls. The school went into lockdown immediately, with kids being thrown into whatever classroom was closest. We ended up sitting in the school for 3-4 hours as the evacuation location and parking lot were secured and everyone was evacuated from the building, one classroom at a time. Everyone with any authority at all was there: the highway patrol, city police, swat team, even game, fish, and parks officers. They had snipers on the roof and everything. We were led out of the building by four swat team members, one in the front of the line, one in back, and two flanking the lines. We had to hold onto the shoulders of the person in front of us and walk at a fairly brisk pace as we were walked across the street to the city Civic Center, which was apparently somehow easier to secure. Aww kool I bet that was fun. What's mary jane? and it is advised not to leave your bag out of your sight as it might be turned inside out with your belongings in side known as "sacking". We call it being bagged. But we don't really do that anymore. At first it was turning your pencil case inside out then bagging and now it's tieing a knot in your coat/jumper sleeve and tieing the straps of your bags together so it will take like at least 5-10 minutes to untie it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Eagle777 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Some lower grade kid stuffed a calculator it the toliet and flodded the bathroom. He said the calculator deserved it. :wall: But we got to stay in class an extra 5 mins so they could clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 mary jane = marijuana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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