A friend of mine, and I, turned one of the chaviest chavs in year 8 into a semi-metalhead.

 

 

 

Creepy. :shock:

Some kid came to school dressed like Jesus,held a rock with ten commandments carved into it and preached about some religion worshipping awesomeness.I don't think it was me :anxious:

 

You'd never do that.

All the fifth formers came to school dressed as the opposite sex (the boys wore girl uniforms, the girls wore boy uniforms). The then headmaster caught a flip and fainted, it was funny tbh.

 

 

 

Our year level is going to do something like that next year. \

Some kid came to school dressed like Jesus,held a rock with ten commandments carved into it and preached about some religion worshipping awesomeness.I don't think it was me :anxious:

 

You'd never do that.

 

It couldn't have been him, dragoonson's religion has 11 commandments.

Additionally,some idiots ran about school shooting each other along with anyone who saw the shooting,claiming to be "assassins",and playing a game named thusly.I'm not naming names,but one guy won 12 consecutive times until he found a slip of paper in a sandvich telling him he'd been poisoned.Stupid stealth papers

We had one of the best subsitute teachers ever ever ever for about a full (academic) year, our other teacher was seriously ill with something or other.

 

 

 

He said he was from Maryland, then travelled to Dublin and taught universities about Maths all over Ireland. Then he came to Preston (UK) and then to our school. Apparently, he was a Doctor in Maths and was mad basically.

 

 

 

Every lesson he would tell us a new story about something he had done in his life. One time he said that he was on a train in Ireland and he had a "premonition" that it would crash, so he steadied himself using his arms as a spring thing and he survived this explosion on the tracks.

 

 

 

One lesson a girl in my class insisted that she didn't get the work so he spent the entire class going through one question whilst the rest of us talked about whatever.

 

 

 

Once when he was angry he shouted "I've had it with this set six crap!" (our subjects are divided into sets depending on skill, one being the best class and so forth. We were set one)

 

 

 

Every day he would ask "Is it candy day?" and we'd all say yes but then he'd say "Stop lying to me". Then on Friday he would ask again "Is it candy day?" and then he'd give everyone a sweet. Very odd to say we were set one and were in year 8 of high school, but we didn't say no.

 

 

 

Whenever I picked a sweet he'd tell me I picked a peach one. It somehow always was peach until one day I told him it was tropical flavour. He argued with me that it was peach. It was tropical flavour, trust me.

 

 

 

He once walked past me at dinner whilst I was holding two hot dogs. He then called me Double Barrel Sausage Roll and said I was eating them both at the same time. He then went on to say that I was The Last of the Gunslingers.

 

 

 

If someone was off and he was doing the register we'd say "He's not here". But from where were from it sounds like 'S not 'ere. He laughed at us for that as well.

 

 

 

One girl had to wear glasses but she never did. So he'd always ask her where her glasses were. One day she said "They're in my bag" and he said "Your brother doesn't live with you anymore?". To this day we have no idea what made him think she said that...

 

 

 

He used to have a very fast car that he had as his laptop picture.

 

 

 

He used to have hippy hair :

 

 

 

His wife is from the Phillipeanes (sp?)

 

 

 

He used to tell us about his time in University for no reason and write really long equations on the board that he was told to remember by one of his Maths lecturers (who had a really long name)

 

 

 

He had the best Irish/American/English accent ever, that somehow I have managed to get down to a T.

 

 

 

Oh yeah here are some of his sayings...

 

"I've had it with this set six crap!

 

"Double barrel sausage roll!"

 

"John Wayne?"

 

"Snot here?"

 

"You've got a snotty ear?"

 

"Cut!"

 

"Time Out"

 

"If you don't behave then i'll tell Mrs. Wilkinson on you"

 

"Take a hike"

 

"Idiot"

 

 

 

Then one day he left without saying goodbye or anything :cry:

 

Li Chef

At my middle school, there would be at least six fights a week that I witnessed, and there were probably more. The administration never wanted to suspend anyone so everyone did what they wanted because there was no risk.

 

 

 

Also at that school, we had the fire alarm pulled every day for almost three weeks in January. Had to stand outside in the snow every day for about 45 minutes.

 

 

 

Again at that same school in seventh grade, my science teacher decided to have a science quiz outside (he was a weird nature lover who wore sandals all the time and rode a bike to school), and this boy comes running around the school with three police officers chasing after him. He was yelling at us to help him, but we all just watched in amazement as a rather large officer body slammed him right in front of us. That was the first and last time we had a quiz outside.

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At my middle school, there would be at least six fights a week that I witnessed, and there were probably more. The administration never wanted to suspend anyone so everyone did what they wanted because there was no risk.

 

 

 

Also at that school, we had the fire alarm pulled every day for almost three weeks in January. Had to stand outside in the snow every day for about 45 minutes.

 

 

 

Again at that same school in seventh grade, my science teacher decided to have a science quiz outside (he was a weird nature lover who wore sandals all the time and rode a bike to school), and this boy comes running around the school with three police officers chasing after him. He was yelling at us to help him, but we all just watched in amazement as a rather large officer body slammed him right in front of us. That was the first and last time we had a quiz outside.

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come for me.

Nothing much. STDs by the dozen. I'll never, ever sleep with any girl that's lived in my town.

 

 

 

Last year we all brought whiskey, but our English teacher had some, too. He dipped in the middle of class. He rocked.

 

 

 

Uuuuuuhhhhhhh. We had a race war. Me and some Mexican friends came up with it. We all got plastic swords and stuff and had a war between Mexicans and whites. It was funny. Until some black kids ran out and punched my friend in the face. Ahhh segregated warfare.

 

 

 

Hm. What else. I broke a seventh-grader's nose last year, and apparently he had a knife or katana or bastard sword, or something, in his backpack.

 

 

 

I think that's all.

 

Every lesson he would tell us a new story about something he had done in his life. One time he said that he was on a train in Ireland and he had a "premonition" that it would crash, so he steadied himself using his arms as a spring thing and he survived this explosion on the tracks.

 

Li Chef

 

 

 

Hmm, my Geography teacher told us stories. She told how she was in Ireland and she wondered why they made the wrong turn. The person said that they're not going there today. At the edge of Ireland, she learned that a bomb had exploded on the road that she was about to go on. So, the driver (who was actually a part of the militia) saved her life.

 

 

 

Oh, and I forgot about my Music teacher. Nobody listened to her and everything. Instead of getting mad, she'd sing REM songs, seriously. "R-E-S-P-E-C-T! THAT IS WHAT I NEED TO SEE!" The rest of the classes were when she was all suicidal we drove her up the wall so much. :o

Nothing happens at my school.

 

 

 

Same here.

 

 

 

Awesome stories though.

Some kid had beef with this other kid, and he decided to take it like a man. He stole the other kid his schoolbag and took a dump in it :lol:.

Some kid had beef with this other kid, and he decided to take it like a man. He stole the other kid his schoolbag and took a dump in it :lol:.

 

 

 

lmao!!!!!!! Same thing happened here but the kid spit in the bag instead.

Well some kid pulled the fire alarm and i got to miss my least fave class....nothing entirely funny tho

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tho once in band someone kicked a hacky sack into a tuba :P

When I was in 7th grade, there was a hobo vandalizing our school every night for about a week. Finally it got so bad that they had to shut down school for a day because he totally smashed a couple windows and other stuff. The police eventually captured and identified him. That day we missed school is known as hobo-day by all the people who it affected.

 

 

 

Another very set of strange events happened at my school about 2 weeks ago. About 2 weeks ago a freshman passed out of some migraine condition. The next day a freshman passed out due to a medicine allergy. The next day a sophomore passed out from anxiety (i think). The next day a sophomore passed out of lightheadedness from sickness. The next day a freshman passed out of sickness again. So in total there were all unrelated cases of passing out. People started getting paranoid, thinking we had carbon monoxide poisoning, so the school ordered an environmentalist scientist to test for any airborne poisons - not finding any. It turns out all of these were actually unrelated and coincidentally consecutive. I've never heard of anyone passing out at my school, but then all of a sudden like 6 people do in a row. Probably the biggest coincidence I've ever witnessed.

Awesome l0rd lol.

 

 

 

On topic: Lan parties. Man that's so awesome!

Same thing with the dump at myschool but some kid took a GIRL'S backpack and took a huge dump in it just for fun all over her books and stuff cuz it was like something day weekend? Or i dont know, when we had a three day weekend. and none of the teachers could give any homework for some reason. And she put all of her books in her backpack cuz her backpack was basicly where she kept everything and took it to everyclass. And he took a dump in it on friday and left it for friday night saturady sunday and monday morning. Then our dean offered 100$ to tell him who did it. Too bad i just found out now :\ lol My bro told me but the dude never got in trouble.

In tests i bring things to throw at people harmlessly. This one time during a math test i had a wrapped HUGE pepperoni slice in my pocket, so i secretly unwrapped it and threw it at my bud, and it landed perfectly. it landed on his eye and stuck their flat. He just left it their and continued doing the test... Then this other time i threw a pepperoni at the ceiling in the gym and it stuck their for 3 weeks. Cheese slices also make good projectiles :P Too bad thats not what i used it for. this guy in my class has huge hair, so i managed to plant the cheese in it without him feeling it. it was lulzy

In tests i bring things to throw at people harmlessly. This one time during a math test i had a wrapped HUGE pepperoni slice in my pocket, so i secretly unwrapped it and threw it at my bud, and it landed perfectly. it landed on his eye and stuck their flat. He just left it their and continued doing the test... Then this other time i threw a pepperoni at the ceiling in the gym and it stuck their for 3 weeks. Cheese slices also make good projectiles :P Too bad thats not what i used it for. this guy in my class has huge hair, so i managed to plant the cheese in it without him feeling it. it was lulzy

 

Sweet I'll hafta try that peperoni one :D and i used to have this Arabic person that went to my school (he switched) and he had a HUGE afro so we would always put pens and stuff in it and he would never know and it was so funny all the teachers are like :| and some are like :lol: and others :shock:

When I was in 5th grade, my friend brought some muffins for his birthday. My elderly teacher tried one and -- what a surprise, she choked on it. She ran out in the hallway and banged on the next room's door. The 6th grade teacher came out and gave her the Heimlich maneuver. The 7th grade teacher started screaming and crying, and everyone in my classrom sat and stared at eachother. She was fine after the muffin came out, and we tease her to today.

Well...

 

 

 

About a month and a half ago, riiight after my History class started, we were suddenly rushed out of the building and into the parking lot. (The thing is, everybody noticed a strange smell in the school, and the principal decided to keep the students "safe".) Firetrucks came and whatnot, and looked around the school, along with some people in quarantine suits. We sat there in the parking lot for roughly two hours (legally we should have been sent home). All of us were cracking jokes such as "I bet that one of the fireman's behind us, banging on the glass, and then there's going to be a giant spurt of blood and he's going to be dragged back in". Eventually, there was an announcement that a student had set off a stink bomb in the school.

 

 

 

Of course, the student was arrested for setting off a stink bomb. He spent the night in jail, and got suspended for a week.

Nothing happens in this town, but from birth to the end of 5th grade I lived in a really bad neighborhood.

 

 

 

I finished elementary school there when 4th grade ended. In the yearbook, there was a picture of each student and their favorite memory of the school. It was such a bad neighborhood that one kid wrote: "I will never forget the time Nicholas hit Franklin upside the head with a trombone." :shock:

 

 

 

Remember, we were 9.

Nothing happens in this town, but from birth to the end of 5th grade I lived in a really bad neighborhood.

 

 

 

I finished elementary school there when 4th grade ended. In the yearbook, there was a picture of each student and their favorite memory of the school. It was such a bad neighborhood that one kid wrote: "I will never forget the time Nicholas hit Franklin upside the head with a trombone." :shock:

 

 

 

Remember, we were 9.

 

:XD: :XD: :lol: :lol:

Axe Tag Fight...... It's where a bunch of guys bring a can of Axe or Tag, Slam it against the edge of a locker and throw it. These would make Axe/Tag grenades that filled up the entire school, man it smells horrible when they do it but it's hilarious

 

 

 

 

 

This........ This sounds fun. All they do is bang it against a locker? Also, don't they worry about if it might fling shrapnel in case of a remake of an old Marvin the Martian skit? I might add this to my senior prank ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, if you get the reference WITHOUT using a search engine, you earn 50 million free internets. \

 

 

 

You have to bang it hard enough against the edge to make a hole in it. Once the hole is made the spray just comes out. It's also more of a smoke grenade than a frag. :P

 

 

 

 

 

Awesome. If someone were to set off somewhere around 10 of these in a school built for ~800 kids, how long would it stay even if the doors were opened? All the windows in the school are sealed shut, mind you. I'm thinking of coupling this with a smoke bomb for a senior prank.

There was this one kid who memorized everyone's face from the yearbook and he went up to random kids who didn't know him and he said, "Hi (insert their name)." Lots of kids were creeped out by that.

 

 

 

Another weird thing that happened at my school is that I enrolled in it. 8-)