this is a hypothetical forum i saw once on rs and i found it was quite funny but here are the rules

 

 

 

1 jagex has been hacked you cannot log out for 24 hours

 

2 a lv 5000 person using mage has started killing everyone even in towns and safe zones

 

3 he really fast 1 hit kills you so you cant fight back

 

4 if you die you dont lose equptment you lose you acc

 

5 he has merged all worlds into one so he will be in your world

 

 

 

what do you do

 

where would you hide

i would hide at trouble brewing. if he is level 5000 he is obviously combat based and doesn't care about skills :P

i would completely get out of any towns and just hang out in the forrest

 

 

 

or just try and get a maze random and stay there til its over ;)

lol interesting topic. I would probably hide in a place where nobody would really take the time to look. probably a second floor of somewhere unimportant. maybe on top of fally general store wait and when he appears quickly tele to varrock to a back up 2nd floor of somewhere...

I'd tele to Port Phasmatys, bank all my items, then leave the RuneScape tab open and do other stuff. Let's face it, if you've got the power to PK anyone, anywhere, you're going to go to a crowded area. He'd have no reason to visit 90% of the map.

If a level 5000 mage started killing everyone, i'd pray to durial321 to rise out of the ground and smite him. ( and take his pixels).

*Coughedityourfirstpostcough*

 

Other than that, interesting topic, but most people are just going to say "bank my items". Maybe if when you died you lost 1/2 your bank?In that case, I would hide in my house.But for a more interesting answer, I would hide on Trollweiss mountain =p

 

 

 

With tele runes...

 

 

 

-Recksash

I would just bank all my items and watch him kill me and other people.

I would hide in my house. And lock the door. Easy.

 

 

 

Fight Caves would be my second choice.

 

 

 

Pretty easy question, tbh. :-w

Actually, I'd go to castlewars. If he went on the other team, i'd take him to the caves and push him with a dspear onto the rocks and use an explosive potion for a ko.

Wh-what if could steal your bank pin after eating you, and steal everything from your bank! I wouldn't be surprised if he could eat people. Once you hit level 3500, mysterious things can happen...

 

 

 

I would hide where no one ever goes... the... theee

 

 

 

[hide=THEEE...!!]GAMES ROOM![/hide]

Either the vault under varrock bank or that cave with the blurite ;)

Hmmm.

 

 

 

Okay.

 

 

 

You get one hit killed, BUT. Can he hit everyone at once?

 

 

 

My idea involves LOTS of high-level one-itemers with godswords, LOTS of one-itemers with whips, LOTS of one-itemers with -- ANYTHING! Anything and anyone at all, so long as they have a weapon!

 

 

 

C'mon, he'll run out of runes EVENTUALLY, right? And he can't have infinite hitpoints! And even with ancients (making an assumption here, forgive me please), you can only hit so many people, so anyone OUTSIDE that range could poke him with their God Toothpick/Abyssal Toothpick/Dragon Toothpick/Rune-Addy-Mith-Black or White-Steel-Iron-Bronze Toothpick and EVENTUALLY, EVENTUALLY, even with a thousand sharks, he's going to die. It'll take a million deaths, but eventually he's going down.

 

 

 

'Course, if he can't be hurt at all, I'm banking and running to the farthest reaches of the map with nothing but boots of lightness and a spotted cape.

I'd death dot on him.

 

 

 

Or perhaps, if I didn't have a death wish, drop the items I can afford to lose and then turn on protect item prayer.

 

You don't need to hide if you have nothing to lose.

Like a castle wall or something completely random haha

 

House is a great idea though

Wh-what if could steal your bank pin after eating you, and steal everything from your bank! I wouldn't be surprised if he could eat people. Once you hit level 3500, mysterious things can happen...

 

 

 

I would hide where no one ever goes... the... theee

 

 

 

[hide=THEEE...!!]GAMES ROOM![/hide]

 

 

 

You've got it! :lol:

Any PvP combat minigame or the crate next to the Catherby bank. You can't fight in a 1x1 area.

I would take all my money, a saw and a hammer and go to my house.

let him...TASTE VENGEANCE!!!

 

 

 

(have 100 people with godswords go to bank and veng each other and charge him.)

Under one of the leave-traps at the Elf place.

My house , with chat off & portal locked. GL gettin in.

Under one of the leave-traps at the Elf place.

 

 

 

Ohhh, creative answer :lol:

 

 

 

Come to think, yeah, that would be a pain to get to... and not a likely spot, so who would think to go there?

 

 

 

You, of the sideways-thinking mind, of course...

 

 

 

And now the rest of us because it's such a cool idea :

End of rogues maze. They will have to try to get there. While they're not even sure you are there. :D

rouges maze and leaf trap are both very good ideas. I would go in my house and lock it

1 jagex has been hacked you cannot log out for 24 hours

 

2 a lv 5000 person using mage has started killing everyone even in towns and safe zones

 

3 he really fast 1 hit kills you so you cant fight back

 

4 if you die you dont lose equptment you lose you acc

 

 

 

well those first four rules takes out the

• banking items
   
  100 gs vengeance...
   
  and going to your house (he hacked Jagex -.- i think he could get in your house)

 

 

 

leaving the randoms :

 

or just somewhere where he wouldnt go like the penguin island from fairy rings =)