dsavi Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 No, it's copypasta. ( http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Script ... s_God.html ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubol Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 my school blocked google from the computers :lol: LOL I "hacked" the schools network with backtrack 3 My personal account has been admin for 3 years there and never got caught lol Signature by LittleboyRunescape and impatient people are like ying and yang, they exist as one, they need each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 HOWEVER!Has Google been around since before the dawn of man?No,man made it.Which in theory affirms the In Flames song Man Made God. :twss: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcneilp Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Heh very good. Made me lol. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 now we need a religion to worship it. googlism ftw? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 now we need a religion to worship it. googlism ftw? :lol: Google Googlism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 HOWEVER!Has Google been around since before the dawn of man?No,man made it.Which in theory affirms the In Flames song Man Made God. :twss: Isn't that an instrumental? Other than the title being related, I fail to see your point. I was always afraid of googling "google" I used to think it had a similiar effect as dividing by 0 The universe dies. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 HOWEVER!Has Google been around since before the dawn of man?No,man made it.Which in theory affirms the In Flames song Man Made God. :twss: Isn't that an instrumental? Other than the title being related, I fail to see your point. I was always afraid of googling "google" I used to think it had a similiar effect as dividing by 0 The universe dies. http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forerunner Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 All bow down before the almighty Search Engine! :thumbsup: Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 If you ask me, Google is NOT God. Why? God will always be and can never be destroyed. Destroy/shut down ALL of Google's servers and back-up servers. Bam! Google is gone. I guess I'm a Googtheist. (One who does not believe Google is God) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 If you ask me, Google is NOT God. Why? God will always be and can never be destroyed. Destroy/shut down ALL of Google's servers and back-up servers. Bam! Google is gone. I guess I'm a Googtheist. (One who does not believe Google is God) First off Googtheist would mean you believe Google is a god in one way or another, learn your word roots. 2nd, lulz@you for actually trying to devise a valid argument against Googlism. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 google is ftw :thumbup: god? :? didnt people create google... so wouldnt that make us gods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 google is ftw :thumbup: god? :? didn't people create Google... so wouldn't that make us gods? Humans created Christianity so why can't we do the same for Googlism. Even from a Christian Fundamentalist point of view, you cannot deny that Jesus himself was in fact a human - an embodiment of God (a messiah). One could argue that the founders of Google are in fact Messiahs. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Meh, I contain all those quantities of an omnipotent being, with the exception of #7. If Google is God, I guess I'm a prophet then? And that would make Yahoo the devil, Jeeves the devil's advocate, and Cuil the fallen angel. Wow, we could completely rewrite the Old Testament with just today's deities of the interwebs. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Would this mean that Jeeves is Satan? ^^ Lol, you posted like a second before me Warren. Great minds think alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 google is ftw :thumbup: god? :? didn't people create Google... so wouldn't that make us gods? Humans created Christianity so why can't we do the same for Googlism. Even from a Christian Fundamentalist point of view, you cannot deny that Jesus himself was in fact a human - an embodiment of God (a messiah). One could argue that the founders of Google are in fact Messiahs. Had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert_de_Sable Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 This is hilarious. I'm tempted to become a Google monk. [English translation needed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 That woul make Tip.it...? And what about Twitter? And 4chan? I think 4chan would be the (spelling) kamasutra Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forerunner Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Hmm.. Does this make Firefox or another browser the bible? Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Basically if Google is God, that means the Internet is the world/universe. So I DO have a life! \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I can't decide if SomethingAwful or 4chan is Satan :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I can't decide if SomethingAwful or 4chan is Satan :-k Why not both? Except on Photoshop Fridays when SomethingAwful usually redeems itself. My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 But most importantly, Google is your friend :D The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 SA is fine by me,actually.The need to pay and the creation of 4chan has drained out many idiots. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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