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Illogical Things of Runescape


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Come one, come all, to the perennial forum favorite: Strange Happenings of the Scapeland!



Post bizarre, nonsensical monster drops! Wonder at impossible topographical features! Tremble in horror at insane npc behavior!



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Recently, I was slaying Dagannoths. Whilst there, I noticed that they would occasionally drop tinderboxes. This struck me as odd; what sort of adventurer carries a tinderbox into a dangerous lair with him? And, furthermore, why are the Dagannoths holding on to them? Are they learning to make fire? Have we unwittingly advanced their evolution by millions of years?!?



Another thing that strikes me as odd is the desert. There are no mountains to create the weather conditions, and several rivers run through! Additionally, wells seem to be semi-common suggesting large underground resevoirs. Finally, the Pharoah Queen from the most recent quest mentions it used to be far more lush. What happened? Also, areas surrounding various mountain ranges are NEVER desert. What's up with that?

If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system.


Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.
The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."
The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?


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Come one, come all, to the perennial forum favorite: Strange Happenings of the Scapeland!



Post bizarre, nonsensical monster drops! Wonder at impossible topographical features! Tremble in horror at insane npc behavior!



Post your stories and musings here!



Recently, I was slaying Dagannoths. Whilst there, I noticed that they would occasionally drop tinderboxes. This struck me as odd; what sort of adventurer carries a tinderbox into a dangerous lair with him? And, furthermore, why are the Dagannoths holding on to them? Are they learning to make fire? Have we unwittingly advanced their evolution by millions of years?!?



Another thing that strikes me as odd is the desert. There are no mountains to create the weather conditions, and several rivers run through! Additionally, wells seem to be semi-common suggesting large underground resevoirs. Finally, the Pharoah Queen from the most recent quest mentions it used to be far more lush. What happened? Also, areas surrounding various mountain ranges are NEVER desert. What's up with that?




Is a game nothing needs to have common sence...

Like the dragons, they drop yew logs noted mainly everything that drops items dropped how they can get them, they can use banks?
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Stop thinking.

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I was killing Greater Demons and found they drop thread at least once per trip...they have a secret sewing club.

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I was killing Greater Demons and found they drop thread at least once per trip...they have a secret sewing club.


They, at one time were graphically just a much smaller lesser demon, which was a smaller greater demon. So one could speculate that they are from the same species and this have an obsession with collecting nick-knacks.

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I was killing Greater Demons and found they drop thread at least once per trip...they have a secret sewing club.


They, at one time were graphically just a much smaller lesser demon, which was a smaller greater demon. So one could speculate that they are from the same species and this have an obsession with collecting nick-knacks.

Or greater demons are greater due to their age, the demonic equivalent of little ole grannies.

If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system.


Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.
The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."
The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?


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Carrying 1 billion coins in your backpack doesn't make you stronger but kicking a rat does.

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You either cook food to perfection or burn it to charred ash- no middle ground.

If the CORPORAL beast is this hard, imagine how hard a GENERAL or COLONEL beast would be. a corporal is not even an admirable rank in armies that use that ranking system.


Yeah, it is a pking minigame, so any arguments anybody makes will probably be biased.
The best way this will end :Everybody just says,"I'm not arguing with you anymore, goodbye."
The worst way this will end: I don't really know, psychological warfare? Worldwide thermonuclear war? Pie eating contest?


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Monsters who drop weapons? :?
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the idea that you kill something and cant get their armor. (blick knights, heros, etc)
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Another thing that strikes me as odd is the desert. There are no mountains to create the weather conditions, and several rivers run through! Additionally, wells seem to be semi-common suggesting large underground resevoirs. Finally, the Pharoah Queen from the most recent quest mentions it used to be far more lush. What happened? Also, areas surrounding various mountain ranges are NEVER desert. What's up with that?




Egypt and Iraq both have deserts with rivers. And there are plenty of mountain ranges that don't have any desert near them.



In any case, this is a fantasy game. There are so many illogical things (talking animals, mythical creatures, creating wooden-handled hatchets out of metal bars, etc.), yet you managed to pick the few things that aren't illogical at all.

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that i'm wasting some of my life, playing a virtual simulation of life. God just doesn't have a chance, does he?
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Almost all of runescape is illogical...
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You can eat anything in 3 bite and drink anything in 3 gulps. You can run at the same speed and even if you are carrying something heavy. People can walk through people.



You cut the hardest natural substance known to man, creating the perfect diamond for jewelry, using a chisel.


Diamond have stress points, thats how we cut diamonds in the real world.
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Diamond have stress points, thats how we cut diamonds in the real world.


No, we cut those stress points with other diamonds.



We just eventually broke down diamonds enough to form a sharp edge and then carried it on from there with diamond dust in blades to cut diamonds.

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As of yesterday, I learnt that Penguins lived in Burrows...



... on an iceberg guarded by a Polar Bear
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Break the Walls down!

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My backpack is strange, the following three facts are true about it:

- 1 coin takes up as much room as 1 million coins.

- 1 coin takes up as much space as a hammer.

- 2 hammers take up twice as much space as 1 million coins.
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I was also amazed by the fact that the people in Ardougne don't know there are still elves west of the Arandar mountains, when you can obviously spot two standing on the gate to Arandar mountain if you run west a bit.




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